Princess Pucey {EDEN}

[Nate Pritchard]

Eden Princess Pucey,

Did you want to hang out? Let's shag Come drink with me I have weed How are you?

- Nate

[Danni Oberlin]

Darling Nate,

Do you have trouble with spelling? Half of your letter was crossed out and it looks a bit ridiculous! But I'm doing well, thank you very much, sunbathing in the garden with some lemonade. How are you doing, cutie?

Princess. xx

[Nate Pritchard]

Darling? Princess,

I'm allowed to cross out my letter as much as I want, babe. No law against that. And if so, feel free to handcuff me to your bed and have your way with me. You're sunbathing in the motherfucking garden? I'm a bit shit bored so I'm owling you.

- Nate

You sign off with kisses? Loser

[Danni Oberlin]

Darling Nate,

Of course you are, don't get your knickers in a twist. And no thank you, I think the house-elves would get quite a shock if they found you handcuffed to my bed! Daddy mightn't like it either. Where else would you sunbathe? That's a tad disappointing, I thought you'd written because you wanted to talk to me!

Eden. xx

[Nate Pritchard]

Princess,

I don't wear knickers. You can see for yourself if you want. Shock or delight? Because I'm pretty sure they'd get the latter if they saw I somehow made my way into your bed. Normal people sunbathe at the beach. Or somewhere other than their garden. Or don't sunbathe at all. I did actually Why? Did you want to talk to me?

- Nate

[Danni Oberlin]

Darling Nate,

Don't be silly, I wouldn't doubt your word! No knickers, then. And I am one hundred percent certain that the house elves would be utterly shocked. They're easily shocked, but they're sweet things anyway. And I don't fancy the beach at all! I don't like sand or salt water or dogs. No, my chair in the garden is much better. Not really. If you don't mind me saying so, Nate my lovely, you're not the most polite!

Eden. xx

[Nate Pritchard]

Princess,

No knickers, just boxers. Most of the time Please, the house elves would totally dig me. I'm completely ace, man. Why wouldn't they? I can't believe you have house elves... actually, I can. Do you even know how to make yourself a sandwich, Pucey? Of course you don't fancy the beach. You're such a fucking weirdo. Who doesn't like dogs? Quite frankly, I don't give a shit whether you think I'm polite. If you don't mind me saying.

You should invite me over to yours. I'm pretty sure I can hear somebody in my house shagging and I've ran out of weed and booze and Eli stole my last pair of headphones.

- Nate

[Danni Oberlin]

Nate (no Darling this time),

Please don't get your boxers in a twist next time I say something, then! You're awfully easy to frustrate, did you know that? My poor house elves would be scared by you! I'm sure they'd find you utterly enchanting, of course (you're very enchanting, Nate, don't you worry about not being enchanting) but they'd be incredibly scared of you and probably call Daddy to chase you out. I know how to make a sandwich. I just don't make them myself.

You may not have already noticed this, Nate, so I'm going to have to break something to you (excuse me for being blunt but) if you want people to like you, or write back to you, you need to use your manners and not call them a weirdo. I don't like dogs. They're smelly. And disgusting. Well, when you talk to me, you should be polite.

I'll invite you over if you apologise sincerely for everything nasty you've said to me.

Eden.

[Nate Pritchard]

Pucey, (I'm so gutted I don't get a darling, sincerely)

My boxers aren't in a fucking twist. I wouldn't be so easily frustrated if you weren't so irritating beautiful. Your house elves would love me to pieces. Like everyone else in the world. I'm enchanting? I thought you said I wasn't scary so why would your house elves be frightened of me? You're going to be an absolute shit wife, not knowing how to make a sandwich for your bloke. Just kidding!

You are a weirdo though. It's called being honest. There's no shame in being weird, really, so there's no need to be embarrassed. Dogs aren't smelly if you clean them and they're pretty cute awesome. I'm polite enough. Everything I've crossed out is to be polite

Fine. I apologise sincerely for everything nasty I've said to you. Can I come over now?

- Nate

P.S. What? No kisses?

[Danni Oberlin]

Nate,

Your boxers are in a twist though, darling. I can just tell. And my house elves are scared of practically everyone, even me! Both of them have been around for years and years, since I was younger, and apparently I was a terror. And I won't need to make a sandwich for my husband, we'll just get the house elves to do it, obviously. I'm not trying to be rude, but I don't think you'll do very well in your OWLs if you can't spell and you can't piece things like that together.

Well, I can be honest, but I can be nice doing it! And I'm not embarassed, but the term weirdo isn't a particularly pleasant one and I'd prefer if you refrain from using it. Dogs are dreadful, yappy things.

No, that didn't seem sincere enough.

Eden.

P.S. My kisses are only for those who deserve them.

[Nate Pritchard]

Eden,

My boxers aren't in a twist though, babe. I'm completely chillaxed. You're not annoying me at all Your house elves are scared of you? I don't believe it. You're not scary whatsoever. The worst you do is probably spew up carrots at them. Hahahahahahaha What if your husband isn't rich though? And you don't get any of your inheritance? What would you do then? Yeah, love, I know you're not trying to be that's actually a bit rude. I'm going to go cry now. If only I had whiskey to drown my sorrows in.

Adding 'no offence' doesn't make it nice. It just means that you want to say something offensive and you think adding 'no offence' will stop it from hurting somebody's feelings. What term would you prefer to me to use then? Because weirdo is accurate. Dogs are only yappy if they're small, stupid ones.

Poor diddums Do you want me to kiss your feelings better then?

- Nate

P.S. Do those people get to choose where the kisses go So if I'm deserving enough I'd get a snog?

P.P.S. Actually, come to think of it, have you actually snogged anyone in real life?

[Danni Oberlin]

Nate,

Chillaxed isn't a word, I'm afraid. Yes, they're really very fond of me but also quite a bit scared! I think they had to clean up the carrots I spewed out. I accidentally put the entire household off carrots when I did that, which was perfect luck, because as I've stated before, I am not a fan of carrots. Of course my husband will be rich! Why would I marry anyone poor? And I'll get some inheritance! I take care of Daddy all the time, I'm practically his nanny.

At least I try to be nice! You don't seem to make an effort at all. How do you make any friends? Weirdo is not accurate. Princess was a far more apt description. Dogs are always yappy.

No, but if you apologised I'd be thrilled.

Eden.

P.S. If you were deserving enough, you'd get to have sex with me. Sadly for you, my darling, you never will be, and neither will any of the boys I currently know! You're all dreadful.

P.P.S. Of course.

[Nate Pritchard]

Eden,

Chillaxed may not be in one of your fancy dictionaries but it's a word. If it comes out of my mouth, it's a word. It's amusing to me that you can talk about spewing up carrots in such a casual manner yet you're disgusted by stuff like sand. You amaze me. Uh, for that bullshit everyone talks about that I don't believe in? That love shit? I always figured you were one of those clutch-the-covers, read 50 Shades of Grey because you're so naughty, romantics? I thought the house elves took care of your dad.

Wow, kitty's got claws. I make friends based solely on my good looks and charm and the fact that I tell people the truth. Not by that being nice bullshit. I'm nice in my own way but I'm not going to make an effort just to impress someone. Dogs sometimes bark and then they're not yappy. They're barky.

I said I was sorry and I'll say it again: sorry. But don't worry, I won't come over. I'm probably not good enough for your lot anyways. I'm not rich and I can actually get off my arse to make a sandwich.

- Nate

P.S. Yeah, well, maybe I don't want to have sex with you.

P.P.S. Whatever. I thought males weren't up to your standards so you probably got some pity snog from one of the lasses in your dorm, right?

((OOC: Sorry, she's touched a nerve! Haha, idk what happened but he decided to get all pissed at her. Apparently he can't take anything he doles out to others when it's doled back to him. xP))

[Danni Oberlin]

Nate,

"If it comes out of my mouth, it's a word" - that's absolutely not true! Tons of stuff can come out of people's mouths and not be words. I'm not disgusted by sand, but I can't see why anyone would enjoy sitting in the dreadful stuff. It gets in your hair and your crisps and your shoes. I have no intention of getting married for love. Love is for poor people. And grey only has one shade. Au Contraire. I take care of my Daddy, the house elves just do the cleaning and cooking.

You're not charming at all. Utterly enchanting but not charming in the slightest. Either way, dogs are noisy. I am unimpressed by them and always will be.

Stop being so grumpy! I accept your apology graciously and I apologise for making you get your boxers in a twist all over again. If you come over, I'll get the house elves to make you a smashing sandwich, and then we can be friends again.

Eden.

P.S. Oh good! It's so dreadfully boring when someone hits on you constantly.

P.P.S. Being rude again. Of course not! Not that I think there's anything wrong with girls kissing girls. I'm afraid I'm not attracted to any girls I know, however. I think attraction is key when you're going to snog someone.

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ooc. - she's being dreadfully infuriating, aha, she can do that when she puts her mind to it! she's not really swayed, however, because...idk, she just doesn't really mind if someone's snappy with her!

[Nate Pritchard]

Eden,

No, it's absolutely true. Everything that comes out of my mouth is true. Because sand is cool and normal people enjoy making sandcastles instead of bitching out it getting in your hair and your crisps and your shoes. I'm not about to have an argument with you about love and marrying for it because I'm never getting married and love doesn't exist. It's a book. I don't know where they got that stupid fucking name from. And how exactly do you take care of your 'Daddy' if you don't cook or clean for him?

Enchanting and charming essentially mean the same fucking thing. I'm not crossing out swears for you now, just so you know. I'm not being nice to you any longer. Sex is noisy so you'll probably be unimpressed by that.

I'll stop being so grumpy when you stop being so fucking frustrating... will you be wearing your bikini when I come over? We're friends?

- Nate

P.S. Oh, in that case I'll just keep hitting on you then.

P.P.S. I'm also not caring again and I wasn't being rude either. I was repeating what you said so you must think yourself rude. I don't think there's anything wrong with girls kissing girls either. So you'd snog a girl if you were attracted to her? That's pretty hot

((OOC: haha, nate usually doesn't get frustrated but eden just manages to get under his skin somehow! xP))