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[anna]

dear you,

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boxers or briefs? ;)

love anna

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[Aidan O'Banion]

Dear Anna,

So personal. Boxers of course because they are comfy and I can't imagine wearing briefs. Nope. Now I get to ask you one right?

Cats or dogs? Choose carefully

-Aidan

[anna]

Dear Aidan,

Of course you'd chose boxers! You're a boxers kinda guy...

I like dogs better. Big ones though, not small ones unless they're puppies. They're all so cute!

My turn: ducks or chickens?

- Anna

[Aidan O'Banion]

Dear Anna-Banana,

....Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Yes! The most perfect answer if I ever heard one. I've always wanted a great dane...I'm going to name it Scooby.

....Chickens. No ducks. You can't trust ducks.

My turn again! Because I'm awesome like that. Chocolate or strawberry?

-Aidan

[anna]

Dear Aidan-Banion-Bo-Baden-Banana-Rama-Fo-Fandan-Dee-Di-Do-Daden-Aidan,

Oh, baby, that's a great thing! Guys who wear boxers immediately get my respect!

Oh! Yes! A great dane named Scooby sounds flawless. I always wanted a sausage dog... I have no idea what I'd name it but it'd be all cute and cuddly and fantastic!

Chocolate, all the way! Gotta love chocolate! Umm, blue or red?

- Anna

[Aidan O'Banion]

Dear Anna-Banana-Shama-Llama-Rama-Ding-Dong-Mine-Isn't-As-Good-Anna,

Haha yes! Well I'm happy to have your respect there

And doesn't it sound wonderful? I'll even feed him his own special snack and teach him how to talk. It will happen. Er, you could call him Sausage the Sausage dog?

Wrong answer. You just lost one cool point.

Hmmmm, red. I like red. Lets see here: Bananas or Oranges? Bananas right Anna?

-Aidan

[anna]

Dear Aidan-Ramen-Bo-Baden-That's-All-Cool-and-Laden-with... I've lost it!

Scooby snacks! Feed him scooby snacks! And I could, man, but Sausage the sausage dog is so cliche! Ohh, how about Schnitzel von Krumm? Like from that Muggle book Hairy Maclary! You know, Schnitzel von Krumm with a very low tum?

Dudeeee, no. I'm totally right! Chocolate always wins over everything!

Red is correct~o~mundo! If I had a galleon for every time somebody made that joke, I'd be a millionaire, haha! But yes, I like ze bananas! How about... blonde or brunettes or redheads or... blackheads?

- Anna

[Aidan O'Banion]

Dear Anna-Banana-Ha-You-Lost,

Oh I will. I'll even grow out my hair and wear green shirts all the time. Okay, maybe just a little bit. Schnitzel von Krumm?....No. A low tum? That doesn't sound like that would be comfortable....

Nope. You are wrong. Don't make me take another cool point. Strawberries win everything.

Hell yeah it's right. I'm always right. Good answer, oh and I bet you would....Wait, wait cheater! You cheating cheater! That's more than two! So I get two answers...Right? Brunette's and redheads! uhhh

Tea or Coffee?

[anna]

Dear Aidan-Bo-Baden-At-Least-My-Rhymes-Fell-In-Time

Aw, Shaggy and Scooby! That's adorable! Then you just need Daphne, Velma and Freddie! Yeah, Schnitzel von Krumm... with a low tum because it's a sausage dog and they have low tums?

You LIAR! /dramatic voice. You're losing cool points from me by the minutes. I'll come right over there and tickle you until you admit that I'm right, mwahahaha!

I wouldn't say always... you're wrong about some things... like strawberries being better than chocolate! Hey! I really don't know if you meant that as a euphemism but... MAKING EUPHEMISMS ABOUT BANANAS IS SO LAME! But still really funny I laughed Good, good answer!

Tea is sweeter so definitely tea!

Singing or dancing?

- Anna

[Aidan O'Banion]

Dear Anna-Banana-Rama-I-Still-Won,

I'm adorable, I know this. Haha. And I do! Would you like to join the mystery...crew? And help complete it? We can solve mysteries like...Who took my roll at lunch? I guess that makes sense...

AM NOT!/gasping. I never lie about my feelings toward chocolate. Oh that hurts, Banana. That hurts. Oh god please no tickling...That is so not fair!

No, always right. ALWAYS. And they are! They are red and juicy and amazing. Hehehe maybe I did. AND IT IS NOT LAME! I resent that.

SINGING! I can put on a talent show for you whenever you like. My singing voice is amazing. I'm going to win a Grammy in the dying cats category.

Okay back to food because I'm hungry. Bacon...Or sausage?

-Aidan

[anna]

Dear Aidan-is-really-hard-to-rhyme-okay,

You're oh-so modest about it too, aren't you? YES! Oh my Merlin, yes. That sounds fantastic. I need to find a magnifying glass now to help with the mystery-solving. This shall be fantastic!

ARE TOO! /not caring about you gasping. Pshh, you totally do. Everybody knows that chocolate rules more than strawberries. SO MUCH MORE. And yep, tickling! Be prepared to be tickled, O'Banion! Red and juicy and amazing, huh? You make it so easy to innuendo you! So, so easy!

IT IS SO LAME. You can resent as much as you like because I'm right, tralalalala!

Ohh, sexy! Definitely put on a show for me. I'll strum you a tune in the background to try and help you not get kicked off stage for sucking too much! Joking, joking. You know I love you Aidan!

I'm going to say bacon because that's not a phallic-shaped food and you have a dirty mind. Rain or shine?

- Anna

[Aidan O'Banion]

Dear Anna-it's-okay-I-forgive-you-Banana,

I really am. It's not like I'm overly-confident or anything. But we need an original name now! The Hogwarts....Mystery....Wizards? Well maybe I should leave that to someone else. Oh, that would make things so much easier. Can I wear a Sherlock Holmes hat?

SO AM NOT!/hurting inside that you don't care. Nooooo. It so does not! Chocolate can't even match strawberries in awesomeness. One more cool point. Well I think it's time I run and hide from the tickle monster that is Anna. Innuendo...What did I do?

NOPE! It was awesome, admit it! Don't you tralalalala me!

I try. I think it pays off? Psh? Me? Kicked off stage? Never. My voice is just to amazing that everyone will just stare in shock, wondering if there is a cat dying. And I love you too, Banana. Calling you that all the time now, by the way.

....I did not mean it like that! You have the dirty mind here, Banana, not me! I'm innocent. Rainy because, I dunno I like them for some strange reason. All the more reason to nap and avoid direct sunlight!

Let us see here: Winter or summer?

[anna]

Dear Aidan-I'm-so-relieved!

Oh, of course! You could never be overly confident! Ohhh, ohh, we could be like... like... I have nothing. We'll need to recruit somebody else for our name-making-uppering! You can, so long as I can wear a spectacle!

SO ARE TOO. / not caring about your inwardly pain. Hey, yeah, they do! Chocolate solves everything, strawberries don't! You can get chocolate in every season and there's all different types and it's just overly fantastic, okay? FANTASTIQUE! Aw, we're so cute! And I don't want to say now. I'll bruise your virgin ears, man, and I don't want to be responsible for that!

Never admitting, never ever ever! I'll tralalalala you if I want to tralalalala you!

Sometimes it pays off, yes... and yes... oh wow. You'd never get kicked off stage. People will be staring in shock because your voice is so damn beautiful. /complete and utter sarcasm. You're calling me Banana? Really? Oh Merlin...

Mm hmm! Sure you didn't! Hey, you're the one with the dirty mind! You were the one who brought 'bananas' up and made it dirty!

Hmm, summer because that's when you can swim and hang outside and really just appreciate the world without snow and stuff covering it.

Snakes or spiders?

- Anna

[Aidan O'Banion]

Dear Anna-Glad-I-Could-Be-of-Service-Banana,

Exactly. Never too much confidence, I say! Yeah...We need someone creative for that. Who is good at making up names? You can wear a spectacle as long as I have my hat! Though part of me wants to throw in a trench coat in there somewhere.

SO AM NOT!/caring that you aren't caring. Nope nope nope! At least strawberries are an attractive color...Chocolate looks like dirt. And hell yes! We are adorable, as I said earlier. Who says my ears are virgin?

I think you should just get it off your chest now, Banana. Oooo feisty. But I still do not like your tralalalaing. I do not like them Sam I Am. That made sense in my head.

Sometimes? All ze time. It really is though, people love it. It's how I win over all the girls.... And why yes I am, Banana!

Okay so maybe I'm guilty for the banana bit. But the sausage was all you! Also your name rhymes with banana, it was bound to happen, Banana.

One cool point returned.

Snakes. I hate spiders. Why do they even exist?

Elephants or Giraffes?

[anna]

Dear Aidan-You-Can-Always-Be-Of-Service-Wink-Wink-Nudge-Nudge-Joke-Joke,

Exactly! We do need somebody awfully creative. How about a Ravenclaw?? We have a Hufflepuff and a Gryffindor so naturally we need a Slytherin and a Ravenclaw. Though my cousin Julian would never join in a million years so we can't ask him! Oh! We can all wear trench coats! And bow ties!

SO ARE TOO. /you're such a sucker! Chocolate is yummy dirty, strawberries are the colour of blood... which is watery. We are the most adorable cool cat kids in Hogwarts! And I say your ears are virginal. Are you objecting?

I'm a very feisty person. Come at me, bro. And you always seem to make sense in your head but not on paper!

Mm hmm, you're scoring so many chicks it's ridiculous, O'Banion!

Sausage is a PHALLIC-SHAPED FOOD. Of course it's going to be dirty after discussing dirty bananas with you! And you... just... shush your mouth!

Yay for cool points!

AGREE COMPLETELY. I hate spiders. Ughh.

Definitely going to have to say elephants! Scotland or Wales?