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[Aidan O'Banion]

Dear Anna-Sounds-Like-A-Plan-Stan-Wink-Wink-Banana, (ending all these with Banana)

Who do we know that's creative? A Ravenclaw can work! They can work out the name while we get the important lead roles because we are awesome like that. No, lets not ask Julian. How about Rhode? He's a Slytherin. YES! Bow ties are cool! And I'll wear my trench coat everywhere. It'll be like team jackets.

SO AM NOT/I forgot what we were arguing about. So that makes me a vampire, right? Everything makes sense now. I'm a sexy vampire, right Banana? Cool cats? Really? Lets just stick with motherfucking adorable. Or BAMF. That works too. Objecting I am. Virginal they are not, Banana. Virginal they are not.

Challenge accepted bro! Sis..Whatever. Well, I thought it was clever earlier...

Oh that I am. They just can't handle me right now

Most people look past the shape of it! You just couldn't leave it alone. Therefore, you are dirty minded. More than me...hehe. HA! Never! My mouth will never shut! You're just mad because I won that.

Okay, I'm giving out cool points like candy here and getting none in return. What's up with that?

Yes! They are evil, eight-legged devils.

Ireland. Your question was wrong. Gotta represent where I come from. Imagine me thumping my chest here.

Now for the hardest one ever: Coke or Pepsi?

[anna]

Dear Aidan-who's-Raiding-the-Maidens! (That one was good, okay? *letter high-five*)

Yep! The Ravenclaw and Slytherin are sidekicks because Gryffindor and Hufflepuff (I guess...) rule! Rhode's a Slytherin, that's true! But do you think he's too cool lame to wear trench coats? Oh! We could totally have trench team jackets! This is totally becoming a plan. We should have our team name sewn on the back and bedazzled!

/I did too. Let's just stop this insanity. Vampires suck I hate vampires I guess so... but vampires aren't cool. They're all pale and stuff. Werewolves are much cooler, man. Yeah, cool cats, but motherfucking adorable works as well! Ohh, can we both be the BOSS? And excusez-moi?! What about the rest of your bits? Are they virginal?

Yeah, but most people are sucky unless they're cool like me... then they're pretty cool. And no, I couldn't! And hush! Haha, YEAH YOUR MOUTH WILL NEVER SHUT. You make it too easy. I'm sorry. But c'mon, your 'mouth will never shut' was made for innuendos, hehe.

Dude, you're racking up the cool points in my mind so chillax, man. Racking 'em all up in my mind.

Ughh, I'm squirming right now. Yuck!

MY QUESTION WAS NOT WRONG. WHAT ARE YOU ON. I purposefully did that so you didn't have to brag about your Irish pride! You always thump your chest which is lame because it hurts if I thump my chest too hard... hear my cries!

Hear my cries duplicate! But... coke. Coke all the way. Pepsi's so cheap.

Lollipops or gum drops?

[Aidan O'Banion]

Dear Anna-Who's-Packin-Bananas(okay fine, you won that one -letter high-five-)

Exactly my train of thought! No one can top us! Hmm, good point. I'm sure we can cool him up and force him into a trench coat. I'll just bribe him with a cake or something. Becoming a plan? This was already a plan! I am all for bedazzled trench team jackets. We would be the coolest looking people here. For the most part. Except, before we bedazzle our name we need one. What Ravenclaw would be of use to our fine team?

/Sounds like a plan Stan. What did you cross out? Well, have you seen me? I sunburn in moonlight. I practically glow in the dark. Though, I will agree with you there. Werewolves are cooler. Maybe the Motherfucking Adorable Crew? Would that be a good name? And Yes! We can! Now that is for you to keep wondering. ; ) I feel if I write down the answer, you'll use it against me or something. No proof for you. But see...

Cool like you? Oh Banana, keep dreaming. People usually aim toward my level of coolness on a regular biases. Nope, will not hush when I am right! Also, I realized what I had written as soon as that paper left my hand. I knew that was coming...

Good! But I may need some proof there.

YES IT WAS! I AM ON NOTHING! Banana, I always brag about my Irish pride and I will find a way to. You know this. And I could comment on that last statement. But I won't because I'm a good Irishman.

Good answer.

LOLLIPOPS! They last longer.

Ice-cream or yogurt?

-Aidan-The-Awesome
(ooc: sorry it took so long. Traveled all yesterday)

[anna]

Dear Aidan-That-Was-Just-Terrible (YEAH I DID!)

We are untoppable! Like stoppable, get it? Untoppable. I'm hilarious. But we can totally force him into a trench coat! I'll sit on his legs and you can grab his arms and we'll force it upon him, mwahahahaha! Oh, right, my mistake, it's already a fully=-established plan. Silly me! And we would totally pwn everybody else in Hogwarts with this plan! Ravenclaw... Ravenclaw... how about Clara? Or Dhruv? Not Nathaniel Pritchard though because he's too cool lame for us!

Cross something out? I didn't cross anything out! Werewolves are so much cooler. And Motherfucking Adorable Crew is good but it doesn't quite flow. We need it to floooow! TELL MEEEEE! I WILL TICKLE YOU AGAIN, O'BANION!

Maaan, I'm the coolest cat around so you keep dreaming. You're so lame it's not even funny. It's just sad. And you're never right so... hehehe, something was 'coming' alright. I can go all day.

I know you always brag about your Irish pride but that wasn't the question! And you're such a gentleman sometimes.

Definitely ice-cream! Especially on cold days!

Licorice wands or pumpkin pastries?

- Anna-The-Amazing (two can play at sneakily signing off with cool names!)

((OOC: It's fine! xD))

[Aidan O'Banion]

Dear Anna-Don't-Judge-Me-I-Tried-Banana, (You are going to keep bragging about this aren't you?)

Haha! That was quite a good one Banana. So hysterical. Oooh! That sounds like a plan. But I may need to blind fold the bastard first...I mean, he might enjoy you sitting on his legs for too long, but I am all for forcing the coat on him. And while we're at it, we could always force it on Lame Nate...See what I did there? Clara or Dhruv sounds good. You think they would be up to the challenge? It's a tough challenge. Making up names...And being topped by us. 'Cause we are so awesome.

Oh yes you did! Tell me or I will bake you no more cakes! Yes, they are. I use to pretend I was one when I was little, and attack my brother. Those were good times. But good point. It does need to flow. Why are we so uncreative at names, Banana? Why? DON'T YOU TICKLE ME! I WILL NOT HAVE THAT! I will hide and you cannot find me. HAHA And I might tell you. Well I was going to, then you threatened to tickle me, so now I don't know what to do. Decisions, decisions.

Ooooh Banana, you are delusional. Sorry dude, but you are so wrong you actually lost two cool points. I'm the coolest person in this school. I'm am just so awesome the club can't even handle me right now...And here you are calling me the dirty minded one! Shame, Banana!

Oh I am. I could have said so much, but I didn't because I'm so nice and awesome like that. Go Irish! Had to throw that in...

Wrong. Yogurt. Sheesh, come on Banana.

Pumpkin pastries, because I do not enjoy the taste of licorice. Just saying.

Cheetah's or Lions?

-Aidan-the-Brilliant (just so you know, mine will be better than yours)