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Post by Dominique Weasley on May 7, 2012 17:56:12 GMT -5
Tedders,
Whatever. I still think that if I level out the playing field everything will run more smoothly.
Teddy, I know that you know that I know who you banged on your birthday, because you know that I know only one of my Weasley cousins would do that. And honestly, chappie, d'you expect to just throw out that sort of information and then think I won't want to talk about it?! If it makes you feel any better, though, I don't care that much. Do who you want.
No.
Fine then. I will.
Dom.
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Post by Teddy Lupin on May 8, 2012 1:15:07 GMT -5
Dom,
Really? You're not ultra pissed with me? Because Roxanne is about ready to blow my brains out. She thinks I'm getting between cousins, one of whom happens to be your sister. Look, I don't even know, okay.
Wow, you're actually going to do it. I'll believe it when I see it.
Teddy
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Post by Dominique Weasley on May 10, 2012 16:39:35 GMT -5
Teddy,
Of course you're getting between cousins. And you were an idiot to tell Roxanne. And if the rest of the family found out, I'm sure there'd be a great loss of respect for you all around. And the fact that you've told Roxanne and as good as told me, I bet you the secret's going to get out and spread like wildfire easily. Plus, I'll have something to hold over your head forever! That's why I'm not ultra-pissed - it's your choice, matey. Like I said, bang who you want, you're the one who's dealing with the consequences. Plus, I'd rather not come over all holier-than-thou because I'd be pissed at you if you got mad at me if I'd shagged someone.
I weep for how adorably silly you are. I'll bag a boy by July easily. I don't think you quite understand just how many people adore me.
Dom.
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Post by Teddy Lupin on May 12, 2012 15:13:29 GMT -5
Dom,
Hey, I wasn't exactly thinking and we were both drunk! It's not like I plotted it out to make them go against one another! Hey, I trust Roxie okay. Look, frankly, I'd rather you lot found out from me than from anybody else, and it was going to get out at some point, right? Who are you going to tell now?! Dominique, you bully me all the time, you don't exactly need leverage to hold over my head for anything. Okay, thanks, kind of. Did you shag somebody I wouldn't be pleased about (not that I have a right to be anymore)
I repeat: I'll believe it when I see it.
Teddy
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Post by Dominique Weasley on May 12, 2012 17:57:36 GMT -5
Teddy,
"Hey, I wasn't exactly thinking and we were both drunk" - oh wow. Teddy, d'you actually think about words before you say/write them, or d'you just like to hear them for the first time with all of the rest of us? And why the hell d'you want people to find out? God, why can't you do it the normal way and keep it a secret that you shagged someone you weren't supposed to?! Anyways, our family will totally judge. And the little ones will be mindfucked to the very extreme. The best thing to do is pretend it never happened. Trust me here. And I don't bully, I'm just tough. I do it out of love. And yes, I shagged all of the boys in my year except for the crappy Slytherin ones and my cousins! Not to mention all of my Professors, even the female ones!
Fancy a bet, then?
Dom.
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Post by Teddy Lupin on May 14, 2012 6:04:02 GMT -5
Dom,
I'm not joking. We really weren't in our right state of minds and we acted upon an attraction like we shouldn't have. I just said it in simpler, cruder terms. Relax, woman. And I didn't say I want people to find out. I meant that if people were to find out, I'd rather it be from me. And I can bet that if I hadn't told anybody and you'd found out from somewhere, I'd be getting lectured about how I should've told somebody instead of going behind everybody's back and what not. Look, I'm owning up to a mistake - sort of.
Excuse me, but the little ones will not get mindfucked because they won't know! No need to tell them anything!
Somehow I don't believe the shagging bit there.
Okay. What are we betting on?
Teddy
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