Post by The Daily Prophet on Jul 10, 2011 9:52:41 GMT -5
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F A B U L O U S
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celebrity gossip from the wizarding world
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[/font][/size]celebrity gossip from the wizarding world
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ITEM ONE.
It all kicked off at one of Noelle Chaucer's famous ministry balls, last Tuesday! Nottingham Nargles beater Daniella Mesteri was caught canoodling behind the chocolate fountain with none other than arch-rivals Yorkshire Zoomers' star seeker, Philip Daniels. What will the coaches say, this column wonders...[/center][/font][/size][/color]
ITEM TWO.
It seems all is not well in the seemingly fabulous world of Rose Weasley, only daughter of war heroes Ron and Hermione Weasley. Sources in 'The Three Broomsticks' say the pretty redhead was seen engaging in a ferocious argument with her unknown date before the pair stormed off in opposite directions. Young love, eh? As a long-time supporter of the enchanting Weasley family as a whole, this author only hopes that the matter is soon resolved![/center][/size]
ITEM THREE.
All of us here at 'The Fabulous Truth' would just like to offer our whole-hearted congratulations to singer Donna O'Leary and husband Marcus on the birth of their first child! We are reliably informed by a family friend that the couple have been trying for some time to start a family, so the new arrival will be doubly welcome. Donna released a statement yesterday saying that she was very grateful for all the support from her many fans across the globe, and that she would ensure they were kept up to date with mother and baby's progress.[/center][/size]
ITEM FOUR.
The acrimonious divorce battle between Thomas Featherington and his soon-to-be-ex wife, Penelope Dashington-Fauz has just taken a turn for the interesting! It was revealed yesterday at the court tribunal that Penelope, aged thirty-five and previously presumed to be the innocent party in the divorce conducted a five-year long affair with a twenty-four year old named Joe Fisher. Quite the cougar, aren't you, Ms Dashington-Fauz?![/size][/center][/font]