Rosa's Diary

[Rosa Rodríguez]

Okay, let's preface this by saying that I know I'm a slut, so don't judge me and to any of the bitches who may read this, know that I fucking hate labels. I despise them.

I like sleeping around, sure, and I might not be the most morally correct person but the fact of the matter is that I shouldn't be treated like a piece of dirt.

Who doesn't like an orgasm or two? No, seriously, who doesn't? If you do, then tell me and I will fix that fact right away you poor, uncorrupted soul.

Things I've Done This Year:
• Left muscle mags out for Jojo to find... whoops
• Got in a bar fight like a boss
• Announced to my Herbology class that I got pregnant last year
• Made "friends" with Kale Lestrange
• Found out that Bow's weakness is me speaking Spanish... hello, class blackmail
• Had sex with lots of people - Aquarius Flint is fucking ace at using her tongue, by the way
• Gave Gracie a condom and told her that it's a balloon
• Got drunk multiple times
• Broke things off with Bow
• Found an apartment partner after I finish school so I have somewhere to live

Oh, fucking hell, I'm awesome. If anybody reads this, I swear to Merlin that they better give me a high-five next time they see me for being such a badass. I won't even punch them for reading this.

[Rosa Rodríguez]

So, I was fooling around with Bow in bed and he says some other girl's name instead of mine. That's not even the worse part - he kept saying he loved me as if that made it all better. It does not make it all better. I need to find out where this bitch lives A.S.A.P.

[Rosa Rodríguez]

I think I fancy Bow. Oh, fuck me.