secret diary of a prefect

[Frankie Macmillan]

Minos, I swear if you don't stop reading over my shoulder, you're going to be less a very important anatomical part in the morning. Got that? Good.

Quite frankly (see what I did there?), my life is awesome at the moment if you cut Jerald Sneed out of the picture. He snogged me and now I think I might have to go get a STD test. I'm a bit worried.

So, got drunk in the dorms the other day. I really shouldn't be doing that but Gavi and Jerald and James (who was kinda there, probably daydreaming about Cassie) have super persuasive powers so... it ended up badly with Gavi accidentally ridding Jerald of his hair and him colouring it in... and fucking hell, Minos, I can hear you laughing! Stop reading over my shoulder!

Then when on a date with aforementioned pain in the arse to Hogsmeade and we ended up in the kitchens and now we're going out - we celebrated by shagging in the broom closet again.

Note: We should really stop doing it in public places like that. I don't fancy getting caught... again.

[Frankie Macmillan]

Stop smiling at me. Stop smiling at me. Stop smiling at me. Damnit, why are you smiling at me? I'm going to throw this bloody bottle of ink at your head in a second if you don't stop it.

Note: Wanting to shag Minos in the library during the middle of the day (or not) is and never will be a good idea. Getting caught once more isn't a good thing because even detention does not control our hormones apparently.

We shagged on Powell's desk last time. I'm pretty sure that a certain Professor knows what ended up happening in his desk last time. I'm screwed - haha, and not literally this time.

P.S. If you ever decide to read this Minos Theseus Montague-Carrow, we are never shagging in a library as hot as that may sound.

[Minos Montague]

I couldn't really resist could I. I'm in this thing more then I can count so it's practically mine thought your name is on it.

The library is so cliché anyway. There's always the quidditch pitch, the quidditch showers (we haven't done that in a while), the hospital wing, the quidditch stands, or the prefect's bathroom, the astronomy tower, divinations classroom (she has pillows and linens and crap up there doesn't she? Trelawney did anyway.) would you like me to continue?

Powell hasn't said anything, he's probably thinking about some girl or something. And I'm pretty sure the professors have had a shag on their desk before, as revolting as that sounds, at least once.

P.S.Again with the damn name? Fine, Frankie Callum Macmillan, no shagging. But that doesn't include everything else in my eyes.

[Frankie Macmillan]

Minos Theseus Montague-Carrow - yes, again with the name. It's sexy - I'd pretend to be surprised that you read my diary but it's too much of an effort. I'm never leaving you alone with it again.

Bloody hell, again with the public places? Obviously that gets you off... I swear to Merlin you have a thing about get caught. We're not shagging on the pitch or the stands. (Next time we're in the showers, we're going to have to be more careful. I You broke a pipe last time when we were doing that new position for the first time.

That's disgusting. I didn't want to picture Powell doing that. Now I've probably bent over the exact same place as one of his girlfriends has. Ew.

P.S. Of course it doesn't. Just be prepared: I'll be getting you back with my full force.

Note: Naughty notes, amature but effective.

[Minos Montague]

Don't put to much of an effort in it. I'll find a way to get it eventually. Surprisingly, I have allies in Gryffindor house that are more then happy to get this precious little journal to me.

At least you'll have the reassurance that with me, it will never be boring. One thing worse then sloppy sex is boring sex, lying there not doing anything, terrible. It's a shower, who cares if theres a leak in the pipes?

And now he works on that desk, so we're all even now. Though of course he's not totally informed about our little escapades on his desk.

P.S. And I'll be waiting, taking everything you'll throw at me.

[Frankie Macmillan]

I'll publish your bloody journal if you get anyone to steal my journal. Trust me. I may fancy you a lot, but I'm not above public humiliation.

I don't think sex with you could ever be boring. If it was, we'd just have to remedy that straight away. I care? Try listening to your teammates go on and on about who broke the goddamn thing.

I may be their captain, but try getting a team of mostly girls to shut up while James is smirking at me like he knows what happened. The rumour that I'm shagging him is still going around.

I had tit germs unintentionally rub against my chest. You're bi, you have no problem with that. I do. The only tits I let close to my chest are fully covered with at least three layers between us.

P.S. ... So, that sounds kinda dirty.

[Minos Montague]

That's if you can find my journal. Much try getting into my dorms. They're in the dungeons you know. Not your most favorite place either.

Your teammates talk about us? How flattering. But yes, I'm sure we'll find something to make it exciting again. By the way, people who talk about other people's sex lives obviously have no sex lives of their own. Be happy that you're at least getting some.

Intimidation works for me. Though I doubt you could pull it off. James and you shagging. Don't make me laugh.

You really find the female anatomy revolting do you? They're only breasts. At least it wasn't anything else.

P.S. Good so I got my point across then.

[Frankie Macmillan]

I'll search for it when you're asleep - or better yet, accio it. That always works. But then again, resorting to asking Kale where my boyfriend's diary is would also be an option.

My teammates don't talk about us, they mainly just rave on about how hot you are. 'Be happy you're at least getting some'? Where would you be without me?

Fuck off. I'm a very scary person when I want to be.

I don't find it revolting, per se. I'd just rather not touch tits myself. I've seen a fair few - I don't know why I'm dragged around bra shopping - and they're kind of just... boring. I mean, what's so great about then? They're two mounds of flesh. Oh yeah, so hot.

P.S. Evidently.

[Minos Montague]

Asking Kale? Because you have some sort of friendship now that would include plotting against me to get some journal. Don't make me laugh.

And why does that bother you. I am stunningly beautiful. Don't make me answer that question, everything I could say would make me sound like a dick. Without you sex would be meaningless. Too sappy.

You keep telling yourself that, love, and I'm sure you'll be able to convince someone of that one day.

Let me take a guess? Gavi is the one who takes you bra shopping yes? To be honest, it depends on the breast. To be perfectly frank, it depends on the breasts. And I'll just leave it at that. Talking female anatomy with you isn't something high on my 'To Do' list. (You are. Though I have quite numerously, I might add.)

[Frankie Macmillan]

DON'T READ PAST THIS POINT. PLEASE.

I am so, so fucked. I'm not sure what I'm going to do when Minos leaves. A whole year without him at Hogwarts. I don't know what I'm going to do. When will I get the chance to tell him that I love him?

[Frankie Macmillan]

I miss Minos and whenever I mention it, I come off sounding like a needy teenage girl. Which I'm not, trust me. I don't have tits, I don't like tits and I am not 'bosom buddies' with any of them. I don't really get what bosom buddies means

Anyways, apparently a guy cannot complain about wanting his boyfriend to live in the same castle as him or needing a really good shag around here without being bitched at. I know that I'm cranky but I'm fairly certain that if the situation was reversed and they were a guy who's had as awesome sex as I've had, they'd want a shag as well.

Also, on a completely unrelated note, I'm going to kill James. That prat missed practice because he got detention (the moron) and he's an absolute git because Cassie had to tell me... which is really confusing because I don't have a sodding clue whether or not they're dating yet.