Louis

[Aidan O'Banion]

You know what you should do?

Stop avoiding me and sneak me food from the kitchens.

Be the the useful prefect of a dorm mate you are.

Love your hungry roommate,
Aidan

[Louis Weasley]

Aidan,

What the hell? I'm not avoiding you - why would I be avoiding you? Where are you anyway?

I'm sorry, I don't see a please in there.

Love Louis

[Aidan O'Banion]

I dunno. I thought that would guilt you into bringing me food. I'm in a place with no food.

Guess.

Fine. Please.

-Aidan

[Louis Weasley]

A place with no food.

Hell? The Potions classroom? Oh wait, those are the same...

Not polite enough.

Louis

[Aidan O'Banion]

Yes, because someone is not abusing their powers lately.

Oh, potions is not too bad. Okay you're right. They're about the same. But wrong. Why the hell would I be there? I avoid all classrooms unless forced to enter.

Common room. Gah, keep up.

What's polite enough for you?

-Aidan

[Louis Weasley]

I have no idea what you're talking about, I never abuse my powers.

What are you arguing there, that Potions is hell or that it's not too bad? Make your mind up. And I don't know, you said somewhere with no food and those were the first two that came to mind. There is food in the common room, if you can find where I hid it.

I don't know, we'll find out when you get there.

Louis

[Aidan O'Banion]

Oh right. 'Course. How silly of me.

I was going for Potions room...But either way my argument is just pointless. You hid food in the common room? Why would you hide food in the common room? That's what dorms are for.

Pretty please with sugar on top?

-Aidan

[Louis Weasley]

Yeah, how silly of you.

I don't know what you're talking about any more. Obviously, I hid food in the common room so that if I got hungry in the common room, I wouldn't have to climb the stairs to the dorm. Good luck in your quest to find it!

That was pretty good, so if you open the envelope with this letter, you'll find three of the Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans I'm eating. I don't know what flavours they are, that's a surprise for you.

Louis

[Aidan O'Banion]

You don't agree to that.

Feed me and I might make sense. You're lazier than me. But quick question before I hunt down this mystery food. How long has it been sitting in the common room?

Really? You're cruel. Just three every flavor beans? I mean, I'm going to eat them. But you're cruel.

-Aidan

[Louis Weasley]

Yes I do.

Not long. Mouldy food is no use to me. Neither is food that someone else has eaten though, so it's pretty well hidden. Just warning you.

Well I could have sent you none. But here's another one - I don't trust the colour, it looks like bubotober pus.

Louis