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Post by Rosa Rodríguez on Jan 14, 2013 6:27:51 GMT -5
I'm (watching tv at Kieran and co's apartment) in the middle of David's bed, naked and waiting, lover. Where the hell are you?
- Rosa
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Post by Jake Gullane on Jan 14, 2013 15:24:17 GMT -5
I'm at work, you div. David'll probably be in before me - that'll be a nice surprise for him anyway. Alternatively, you could get up, come here, and I can go for a 'cigarette break' round the back, because I'm picturing you naked now, and all I have to look at are a bunch of drunk middle aged men.
Jake
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Post by Rosa Rodríguez on Jan 14, 2013 20:27:09 GMT -5
I forgot you're actually working now. Merlin, it was so much better when you had nothing to do all the goddamn time. David's seen me naked a couple of times - he'll just be angry I'm in his bed again, apparently 'scaring' his cats. But whatever... I could do that but are you sure you'll be able to even sex me up in what's considered the appropriate time frame for a cigarette break? I know you're a naughty boy, Jake Gullane, but I'm sure you don't want to get in trouble off your boss.
- Rosa
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Post by Jake Gullane on Jan 15, 2013 7:15:46 GMT -5
Better get used to it, babe - I'm an honest working man now. I know David would be angry - that bit where I said it would be a nice surprise for him was something called a joke. Though he really ought to learn to appreciate the good things in life.
I could try? Because the only other option is waiting until after work, which is possible but not really ideal.
Jake
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Post by Rosa Rodríguez on Jan 19, 2013 0:01:06 GMT -5
Don't be a twat, prison boy, sarcasm doesn't translate well over owls. David needs to get their stick out of his bum and learn to appreciate something good when he sees it - I mean, after all, when was the last time he got laid? What a loser.
When do you get off work? Having to get dressed just to have a quick shag in the alleyway isn't exactly ideal. Might just have to do the job myself again...
- Rosa
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Post by Jake Gullane on Jan 19, 2013 16:30:40 GMT -5
But I am a twat, haven't you noticed? I agree about David though - except that he actually got laid relatively recently (for him anyway) - did I not tell you the funny story of how I walked into his room to find a girl in his bed before Christmas? I mean, I've got no evidence they actually shagged, only David's word, so he could be lying, but you know. Even having a girl (other than you) in his bed is an achievement for David.
You're a bitch, you know that, Rodriguez? I have four hours of my shift left. My fingers are better than yours though, and you know it.
Jake
((OOC - I love how we all just ignored the time it would take for owls to fly the length of Britain, and treats owl post as instant messaging, hahaha))
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Post by Rosa Rodríguez on Jan 19, 2013 18:14:55 GMT -5
Well, actually, I'd say you're a dick instead of a twat. What?! David got late? David Fell got laid? And not by me? That's such bullshit. He probably paid her to be in his bed. He wouldn't have the balls to actually do her. I know... hmm, maybe I'll just keep going until you get home. Your fingers are perfectly fine but there's other places of you I prefer much more... - Rosa ((OOC: Hahahahaha, I know. To be fair, everyone does it. It's just easier that way.  )) |
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Post by Jake Gullane on Jan 19, 2013 19:28:04 GMT -5
Dick, twat, whatever. Doesn't matter to you either way, does it?
No, the other David whose bed you might be in, and who only gets laid every two years or so. Of course I mean David Fell. I don't think he paid her though - she had well expensive underwear, and David couldn't afford an expensive hooker.
Just don't wear yourself out before I get there, love. Save it, and you get first choice of position?
Also, your place would be more convenient than David's bed, because David's liable to find you in his bed and chuck you out, which might be a buzzkill.
Jake
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Post by Rosa Rodríguez on Jan 19, 2013 20:45:21 GMT -5
It really doesn't so long as I get something from it.
I've probably been in a couple of other David's beds before come to think about it... he didn't pay this chick to do him? Wait, maybe he's been stealing drug supplies from St. Mungo's and somehow convinced her to give him a shag.
The things I do for sex.
Okay, fine. I guess he's not desperate enough now to just join us. Apparate over to mine after work, yeah?
- Rosa
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Post by Jake Gullane on Jan 19, 2013 21:54:35 GMT -5
Well, that's what I said.
Yeah sure, but I'm not that likely to have walked into any of their rooms, am I? And it's always possible, though I doubt it. I mean, if he was that desperate, he could have shagged you without going to that trouble - I know you offered.
Sex with me. Makes all the difference.
Nearly done now. I'll be there shortly.
Jake
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Post by Rosa Rodríguez on Jan 20, 2013 18:24:31 GMT -5
That's true. I'd be impressed if you managed to walk into the room of any other David I've shagged. If he was that desperate?
Mm hmm.
I'm back in my apartment now. Still naked. Waiting on the couch for you. Sipping wine. Hurry up otherwise I really will get this party started all by myself.
- Rosa
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Post by Jake Gullane on Jan 20, 2013 19:07:56 GMT -5
Shit Obviously, what I meant was that in order for David to go to the lengths of drugging a girl for sex, he'd have to be desperate for it, in other words, he couldn't have had any other offers. But I know that you did offer, and if he was desperate, he'd have said yes. Saying no to you suggests blind, stupid, and scared of having fun. But not desperate. Come on, you're the best shag I know. Miss Expensive Underwear definitely couldn't match up.
I'm finishing now, and on my way.
Jake
((OOC - I feel like this is the end of the owls?))
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Post by Rosa Rodríguez on Jan 31, 2013 17:30:34 GMT -5
Right... nice cover, Gullane. Otherwise you wouldn't be getting any for a long time. Even as someone who loves sex, I can still withdraw it whenever the hell I want.
See you soon, big boy.
- Rosa
((OOC: Yep, I think it is.))
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