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Post by Cole Harington on Nov 11, 2012 21:02:28 GMT -5
Cruella de Vil,
Well, that depends on how many quills, and what quality you need. Don’t get picky now. This is meant to be a negotiation, not you simply harassing me into getting you free products. Please, just because you see me as a little boy doesn’t make me a little boy. Wow, I bet they really don’t. They’re probably just sucking up to you to keep their jobs.
That’s debatable. I still don’t understand why you find Bambi such a fitting nickname for me. Your dislike of most people is impressive. I tried it once when I was hungover and it took far too much effort. And yeah, whichever it is - I’d still eat it if it melted, so it’s a win-win in my case. Alright, I’ll have to get alcohol from another source and you’ll forever live with the guilt that you didn’t barter with me.
––Cole
P.S. Yes. It’s not like I’m going to take your answer seriously.
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Post by Suzanne Stanley on Nov 12, 2012 8:07:14 GMT -5
Bambi,
So long as they write, that's all that matters. Unpicky enough for you? And half a dozen should keep me going, though you can always get me more as a present if you want.
Please. You and Sam are like a pair of helpless babies. And to be quite honest, so long as they do their work, I don't give a toss whether they like me or not. Why, wouldn't you want to work for me, Cole, baby?
Work it out. And I actually quite like the majority of people I meet, so I don't know what you're on about. You can get your alcohol from wherever you like so long as you're not drinking mine, and I promise you, I won't feel guilty at all.
Z
PS - Why would I tell you anything if you're not going to take me seriously? Anyway, you know the answer's just going to be some vague insult about your general unattractiveness and probable inability to keep it up for more than two minutes. Why, are you telling me you are shagging someone?
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Post by Cole Harington on Nov 12, 2012 12:10:33 GMT -5
Cruella de Vil,
Alright. Going to get you a dozen of them and call that your Christmas present for the next two years. Can't be bothered to get you anything else.
I'm not helpless. Or a baby, for that matter. Why does belittling me give you so much entertainment? Nah, I probably wouldn't have a problem working for you. It'd be your loss because I can't write for shit.
Sure you do. You're unspeakably cruel, just so you know.
––Cole
P.S. Because it's fun? That's what I was expecting. Too bad I don't really care. I could insert a comment here about how I could prove you wrong but propositioning you takes too much of my energy. And no, not anyone regularly at the moment. Though I did pull this gorgeous girl in Muggle London last weekend. Good times.
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Post by Suzanne Stanley on Nov 27, 2012 5:51:09 GMT -5
Bambi,
I couldn't be bothered to reply to your last letter before. Sorry. Also, do you usually buy me a Christmas present? Because I've definitely never bought you one.
I'm not belittling you, I'm just stating facts. I know you can't write. That, sweetie, is the exact reason why I would never employ you.
There are genuinely very few people I dislike.
Z
PS - No, it's not. Please don't proposition me, because I'd hate to have to crush your spirit by being mean to you. My point is proved, and I don't usually believe in nameless gorgeous Muggle girls - they usually only exist in boys' imaginations. Never mind, Bambi, I'm sure you'll lose it eventually.
((OOC - He's welcome to have bought her Christmas presents if you want him to have done - she's quite capable of never having noticed, haha.))
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Post by Cole Harington on Nov 27, 2012 22:17:49 GMT -5
Cruella de Vil,
I vaguely remember trying to hand you half of an otherwise eaten candy cane for Christmas last year. I can’t be sure because I’d had a drink or two and Sam wasn’t around to act as a witness to recall the event later on, but I think you threw it right back at me. Can’t say I’m a fan of how you aimed for my eye. You should’ve at least appreciated the thought I put into it and attempted to spare my life.
Whoa, let’s not get ahead of ourselves here. Those are not true facts. Magnificent, I’m glad we’re getting this all out in the open. It’s not like I ever wanted to be a writer, so congrats to you for figuring that out all on your own. Is Miranda still your only photographer?
List them? I’m bored.
––Cole
P.S. Yes, it is. Well, I’m not propositioning you, so you can sleep easily tonight knowing that you didn’t break my heart into a million little pieces Whatever, I know for certain that it wasn’t in my imagination. I remember her name. Except not really It was typical. Amanda or something. I’m actually laughing at you right now.
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Post by Suzanne Stanley on Nov 28, 2012 5:26:13 GMT -5
Bambi,
If you still think that I appreciate kind thoughts, you have a lot to learn about me. I'm not surprised you can't really remember though, because I've noticed how drunk you are after one or two drinks.
Denial, Bambi, denial. Yes, she is our only photographer. Why, are you interested in the post?
No. I'm busy.
Z
PS - I'm pretty sure that there's not much on your list of things that are fun that I would agree with. It was more your ego I was worried about breaking, but I'm glad your heart's intact too. Amanda or something? Really, Bambi, you can't lie better than that even in a letter? You know, thinking about it, I'm sure I could hook you up with someone who would go easy on you for your first time and everything...
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Post by Cole Harington on Dec 5, 2012 22:24:46 GMT -5
Cruella de Vil,
Yes, but it was a kind thought coming from me, and clearly I’m cuter than most of the hooligans you turn your nose up at on a regular basis.
Not really, since I wouldn’t particularly fancy working with you. I don’t feel I’d do well in a professional environment where you’re the boss. Pressure and stress and all that. They’re foreign concepts to me and I’d like to keep it that way. But if it was for anyone else, then maybe.
Busy being bitchy. Boom.
––Cole
P.S. I could say the same for you. Psh, my ego? I’ve never heard of it. In fact, I don’t even think I have one. You’re in luck. Nah, I can’t really be bothered to make things up in a way that sounds convincing. Take it or leave it. And no thanks, matchmaker doesn’t quite suit you and I’m doing just fine on my own.
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Post by Suzanne Stanley on Dec 6, 2012 3:30:15 GMT -5
Bambi,
I love how you just ignore the parts of my letter that you don't like but can't argue with. And you think you're cute. That's almost cute.
You need to stop contradicting yourself. It's a serious flaw in your arguing capabilities. Oh, and if you can't cope with pressure and stress, you'll probably stay a shop boy for the rest of your life. Which is fine if that's what you want, of course. Send me a few of your photographs? Preferably ones of Sam making an idiot of himself, I could do with a laugh.
That wasn't really a 'boom' moment, Bambi. Try again next time.
Z
PS - I expect you could. I should think most of the things on my list would leave you traumatised. Don't be silly - all teenage boys have an ego, it's part of the deal. So you're admitting that Amanda or something is imaginary then? Good boy. And fine, have it your own way - I do know a few genuinely nice people though. Not many, but a few.
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