Fritzzy

[Fritz Towler]

I guess I should have been more specific: with someone who listens and carries out whatever I tell/ask them to.

You're just jealous. I wasn't really serious, anyway, about being sorry. I can't change who I am, Bryce. Brother betrayer & proud! I should get a t-shirt.

I was using your in a generalized way - I hate using "one". No, no. Eli has the same reaction to everything. But it's the force that tells you if she's angry or happy or sad. No, she can't punch a pillow. Then she'd just be every other sexually repressed and frustrated teenage girl. C'mon, Bryce, I expect better than that from you.

Girls that visit during the holidays. When no one is home, duh. Or else you might hear some things you don't want to hear.

Too bad then!

- Fritz

[Bryson Towler]

Now that you clarified, well you got me there. I only listen and carry out what people tell me to do if they also listen to me. But you didn't. So I didn't. It works both ways. But it would be hard to replace me, Fritz. I'm one of a kind.

Nah, don't think I am. It's okay, I know deep down you're truly sorry. But your smilies just ruined everything. There goes our entire relationship out the window. You should add that to the back of the shirt.

Well, you didn't use it. And again I say, a punch in the face doesn't seem like the best way to execute emotion no matter the force difference. Has Eli punched you in the face enough that you received brain damage to consider that a good thing? I'm sorry, but I like to keep my face a punch-free zone, thanks.

Oh so the imaginary ones that are around with no witnesses?

Bryce

[Fritz Towler]

Nah, you were pretty easy to replace.

That's okay, you can add that to the back of your shirt.

Listen, you're taking this out of context. I'm just trying to say that Eli is charming in her own way.

Ha, no, those are the girls you talk about.

- Fritz

[Bryson Towler]

No, I'm really not. Kind of harsh to suggest that about your own flesh and blood.

Alright, alright. No need to get worked up and all. I'm sure she can be once, you know, you get use to her presence and all that.

Afraid not big bro.

Bryce