Post by David Fell on Nov 6, 2012 16:10:37 GMT -5
Happy Birthday Brigid!
Sorry that I didn't write sooner but better late than never! I was actually trying to catch you in person but you always seem to be out so I'm assuming that you're either at Quidditch Pratice or holed up in your flat having sex with some secret boyfriend all day and ignoring my knocks and pleas for milk. Either way, you're twenty two and you're practically an old woman and I'm very proud that you've made it this far and I hope that you're still up for us being spinsters forever and knitting on our porch that we'll someday have because I still am and if you're not then that'll be pretty disappointing.
Come round the flat for drinks soon? We've got some left over from Jakey's birthday! And we've got tons of party food as well because I think I over-stocked again. Also I'm not trying to make this about me but I have had sex with a very good-looking woman as of recent. David Fell has a sex life. Nobody can make fun of me ever again. About my lack of sex.
David
Sorry that I didn't write sooner but better late than never! I was actually trying to catch you in person but you always seem to be out so I'm assuming that you're either at Quidditch Pratice or holed up in your flat having sex with some secret boyfriend all day and ignoring my knocks and pleas for milk. Either way, you're twenty two and you're practically an old woman and I'm very proud that you've made it this far and I hope that you're still up for us being spinsters forever and knitting on our porch that we'll someday have because I still am and if you're not then that'll be pretty disappointing.
Come round the flat for drinks soon? We've got some left over from Jakey's birthday! And we've got tons of party food as well because I think I over-stocked again. Also I'm not trying to make this about me but I have had sex with a very good-looking woman as of recent. David Fell has a sex life. Nobody can make fun of me ever again. About my lack of sex.
David
