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Post by Travis Malloy on Nov 4, 2012 17:56:31 GMT -5
Finnigan,
Can you score me tickets for your team's next game? Valentin's told me that the groupies for your team are fit as fuck, and they're groupies, so sex is pretty much guaranteed.
Cheers,
Travis.
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Post by Brigid Finnigan on Nov 5, 2012 2:52:29 GMT -5
Dearest dickhead,
Appreciate the alliteration. Also, are you that fucking desperate that you'd try score with groupies? Ick. Groupies for our team actually like our team; even they have standards. Seeing as you know fuck all about the team, I don't think you'll be getting laid, no matter how drunk, horny and sexually depraved they may be.
Been sued for inappropriate conduct yet? Only a matter of time.
Brigid x
((ooc: OH MT GOD HE'S MY FAVOURITE))
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Post by Travis Malloy on Nov 5, 2012 7:33:06 GMT -5
Finnigan,
Thanks for that, it came to me in a rush of inspiration during a nice session with my hand and I had to use it.
I think the point of differentiation between a groupie and a fangirl is that gropies are desperate for sex, fangirls are the ones who just like the team. And when you're desperate for sex, you'll do anyone. Which includes me. I would know.
No, I haven't. I keep things professional at work.
-Travis
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Post by Brigid Finnigan on Nov 6, 2012 7:40:49 GMT -5
Moron,
My alliteration, you twat. You had rhyme, I had alliteration. Why are you a scribe again? And that is fucking
Ah, the thing is, you seem to forget that I belong to a predominantly male team. Males with lots of testosterone. And large sexual appetites. And groupies tend to have sex with other groupies. You're desperate foe sex. You'd do anyone. Including you - and likely often. Your hand must be very muscled by now.
Question: why the fuck would I care about helping you get laid? I mean, I know that it's probably quite embarrassing, how easily you can get it up due to the lack of female attention, but really, this is hitting a new low.
Yes, because professionalism was clearly on your mind during that incident with the bra during court.
Brigid x
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Post by Travis Malloy on Nov 6, 2012 12:05:03 GMT -5
Finnigan,
Didn't know you were a fucking poet Excuse me for not going to Muggle primary school and learning the difference between alliteration and rhyme. And being a scribe only requires writing what people say, I don't need to know that stupid shit.
Oh, come on, there's got to be that one awkward groupie that no one wants to sleep with. I know- an older groupie! No one wants to sleep with an old groupie. Except me. And you'd be very right, my hand is very well muscled.
Well, considering what happened the last time I was this sexually frustrated...
How did you know They didn't publish that in the Newspaper, did they? Fuck Twenty year-old me didn't have good impulse control.
-Travis
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