Maria

[Aidan O'Banion]

Maria,

Hey there my little friend who can match me in the fucking cursing department. It's been too fucking long, don't tell me you forgot about me.

Thought I slip you this at lunch. See how you've been? Been the master mind of any pranks yet?

-Aidan

[Maria Munroe]

Aidan!

You giddy arse! How are you, mate? I was wondering if you knew that I fucking existed still! And of course I haven't fucking forgotten you. What's wrong with you, mate? How could I forget you, you're almost my height. So you're easy to remember. Or am I almost your height? Not certain. Ah, I'm just taking the piss out of you.

Next time you slip me a note, though, you should put some money in it. It's only fair. Just fucking saying. No master mind of anything. Mum wants me to fucking focus on my fucking marks so she took away my toys. Not fair, at all. I'm going to ask my sister to send me some, though. Speaking of sisters . . . is Professor O'Banion your sister? I'm taking muggle studies . . .

don't be an arse, you should join us at gryffindor, we're better.


-Maria

[Aidan O'Banion]

I'm grader than grand! Fucking marvelous! And of course I fucking know you fucking exist. What do you take me for? I am not that fucking short, damn it! It's not my fault that you're have the growth spurt of a giant.

You're crushing my soul.

Why would I do that? I'm broke. And how is that fair? What do I fucking get in return? Hmmm short stuff? And I am disappointed in you. You were expected to top Peeves this year, just saying.

And yep, she's me older sister. Can you see the resemblance? We're both paler than paper. And what about you taking muggle studies?

No way. Us Hufflepuff boys are the best people here. We're just too bad ass for anyone to handle.

-Aidan