Cassss

[Aidan O'Banion]

Caspar the Ghost Friend,

I think that's right? I know friend was there somewhere.

Okay so I'm hungry and I don't like movement. Hence why I'm not moving from my spot to come talk to you.

You should make me...something with strawberries. We should go frolicking for strawberries.

Also, I told Louis I would hit on his sister...If I die, I grant you my owl Frank.

-Aidan

[caspar]

Aidan (Keller),

Did you get the reference with your name there? HINT: it's from one of my favourite muggle films. Let's see how well you know me.

And no, Aidan. Just no. It's 'Caspar the Friendly Ghost'. Honestly, I'd never think you have muggle blood.

You are so lazy! Honestly. Why am I friends with such lazy people? Although, to be fair, I can't be arsed to go over to you.

Are you hyper again? You are, aren't you. Also: I never should've told you I liked baking. You're ever going to let me forget it, are you? And we're not frolicking anywhere! You can come frolick over to me and we can actually talk like normal people instead of writing notes and using Frank- who looks exhausted by the way- if you want. Also, I think Frank almost knocked over a first year on his way to me.

You twat. You know how protective he is of them. Which sister, out of curiosity? And thank you I suppose... even though we both know how much Frank hates my owl Sammy, so that wouldn't work.

Caspar the FRIENDLY GHOST.

[Aidan O'Banion]

Caspar the Friendly Ghost,

Better? Unless you're calling me Helen Keller, I dunno what you are on about.

Okay, like I ever pay attention! Plus, Uncle Michael never made us watch that so. And I usually let Norah take care of all the muggle stuff. And Louis.

Because you're secretly lazy too and I'm adorable. Everyone loves me, of course.

Me? Hyper? Never. I'm a perfectly calm, cool, and collected person and how dare you suggest otherwise? Oh and you should have. Because it's the best information I have ever gotten. Better than Chris becoming my pet dog for my birthday. Now you can make me muffins and cookies and all kinds of things. Except chocolate because that makes me melt and die.

And I can't frolic right now. You frolic.

Frank's lying to you. He's perfectly fine. I don't think you saw him take off my finger just there. He pulls the whole "Have pity on me" routine and then when people don't look, he attacks me. I don't like this bird.

Dom. But I had a reason! I was trying to distract him from well...Do you remember last year when we got shit faced and there was that thing with thong? Well, I can't have him telling Norah, can I?

And you keep your mouth shut too.

-Aidan KING OF ENGLAND

PS. I wanted a cool title

ooc: sorry...he talks a lot xD

[caspar]

Aidan the queen of England,

I changed your title. For the fun of it.

Yes, much better. Honestly Aidan, I'm talking about The Ring! I must've told you about that film like a million times.

You never watched Caspar the Friendly Ghost? You had no childhood, man. Right- next time I go home for the holidays I'm sending you some episodes. Your dad's a muggle born, he must have a DVD player somewhere.

Me? Lazy? Huh. HUH. I wouldn't say lazy. I'm just so darn comfortable.

Oh dear Aidan, I think all the hyperness has gone to your brain and caused you to forget how you are the least calm person I have ever met. You could talk the ear off an earless donkey. And stop blackmailing me, you bully. Next time you ask me to make you food I am so going to put chocolate in it.

I'm good, bro. You frolic. It shall be amusing.

Frank would never lie to me. Your owl and I are best buddies. Stop making things up, Aidan, you're just jealous of the relationship Frank and I have. ...fuck, that sounded wrong.

Dear Merlin, don't remind me. You made a total fool of yourself. I don't remember most of it to be honest- but we all know I don't remember much when I'm drunk. If Norah found out... sorry, but I'd have to laugh.

Maybe, maybe not.

-Caspar, Prime Minister of England

PS: The Prime Minister has more power than the king. So HA.

ooc: hahaha that's fine xD I love this so much.

[Aidan O'Banion]

Caspar the Ghost Boy,

Changed yours too. And I'm actually okay with that. At least I'm still the ruler. And I'm Irish. First stop England, next the world. The world be better if I just ruled it.

Oh right. I totally remember that. One ring to rule them all right? I had a great childhood, thank you. I ran around like a maniac. What's better than that? I'll tell you what: you making me a muffin.

My dad is muggleborn...But he doesn't use DVDs. That's my Uncle. Sheesh, keep up with my life man.

I'm sorry what was that? All I read was the word lazy.

Hey, I tried. But see, the fact that I'm not calm is the reason you all love me as much as you do. That, and the free singing concerts I perform for you three. Really, you should be honored. I'm preparing for my Grammy, of course. This year is my year.

I am not the bully! You are the bully here! Trying to poison me with chocolate. Who does that? Oh right. Bullies.

Yeah but frolicking means I have to move. You frolic....I don't think we're going to get anywhere with this.

Do you and Frank need a room to yourselves? Do you want to fuck my owl or something?

I don't really remember it. I remember that a thong was involved and the Black Lake was involved...Then suddenly I was back in the dorms. Though I bet you I rocked that thong. No. I will still risk flirting with Dom if I have to.

I would say Frank is in attack mode, but I'm afraid you'll like that. So, I'll tell everyone you bake and you will be the new chef of Hufflepuff.

-Aidan, Ruler of the World

PS. I have more power over everyone.

[caspar]

Aidan the princess of Ireland,

I like that title the best. You'd be a great princess. And oh dear god, if you ruled the world we'd all be screwed.

No, Aidan, that's Lord of the Rings. You really need to learn more about muggle films. Your uncle would be so disappointed.
I really pity your family, you must've been a handful.
And yeah, a chocolate muffin...

Oh I am so sorry Aidan. Excuse me for getting confused with your GIANT family.

Okay, let me rephrase it for you. CASPAR NOT LAZY. AIDAN IS LAZY. Better?

Of course Aidan. And I thought Chris, Louis and I agreed that Louis was going to tell you how terrible you were? Ah well, I guess the burden falls to me. Your Grammy will be disappointed, tell her I'm sorry.

Well stop forcing me to bake you things then!

Oh fuck off.

Oh dear, I'm starting to remember more. And yes, I actually did rock that thong- as far as I remember. I think I fell in the lake though.
And really? She's part veela; she'll rip your hair out.

Again: fuck off. And don't do that. If everyone in Hufflepuff has the same appetite as you, I'm screwed.

-Caspar, ruler of the universe.

PS: And now I have more power than you.

[Aidan O'Banion]

Caspar the Peasant,

Fine. If you want to BUMP ME DOWN, you get to my peasant. No the world needs me as their leader. It would be a better place.

But then I have to sit still and not talk and what's the fun? My uncle would never be disappointed...Well, except when I might have spilt the water on his computer. That was Craig's fault. Not mine.

I was perfect. Conan was the awful child, of course. You're trying to kill me. Chocolate kills me.

Sorry all I read there were the words "Caspar" and "lazy". Also "Aidan not lazy". I don't see what you're trying to prove, but thanks for backing me up.

Oh Caspar. Louis has already gotten there. Which is why I'll win the Dying Cat Category. Wait wait. My Grammy? No, she's Grams. And she loves my voice. Do I actually know one more muggle thing than you do? Grammy's are the American Music Awards. Me sister told me about them.

Stop trying to kill me! But just one little muffin?

Never. I will never fuck off. When will you learn this?

Wait? You wore one too? Louis said it was just me. WHY DID HE LEAVE THIS OUT? I could have had equal blackmail. If he was within quill throwing range, I would throw my quill at him. I'm pretty sure I fell too. I think you dragged me down with you.

I could be charming.

Again: never. No one has my appetite. I'm an original.

-Aidan, ruler of everything

PS. Sorry but that cannot be beat

[caspar]

Aidan the beggar-woman,

The world does not need you as their leader. The world would die with you as their leader.

There's a lot of fun in sitting still. I'm doing it right now, you're doing it right now. What's the problem?
And oh my Merlin. You spilt water on his computer? Smooth, Aidan. Smooth.

If we were actually talking and having this conversation, I'd be doing an evil laugh round about now. I'll just have to write it instead. Mwahaha.

Oh dear god, are you dyslexic or something? Or are you doing this purposely to piss me off?

There is no Dying Cat Category at the Grammy's. And my bad. I do know what the Grammy's are! I misread your handwriting. I blame you and your scrawl.

Ugh, fine. But this is the last time! What flavour?

My mistake, I forgot. Could you try to fuck off though? Just attempt it. At least.

I wore one for about five seconds, if I remember correctly. By no measure is that equal blackmail. You, on the other hand, got so pissed you decided you were going to go ask Professor Marsden out on a date while wearing the thong. I did not drag you down with me. You jumped in after me. There's a difference.
I am curious though; who's thong was it? I don't think we ever established that.

You could never be charming.

Well, you're an original, I'll agree with that much.

-Caspar, ruler of Aidan

PS: Ha.

[Aidan O'Banion]

Caspar the town whore,

Harsh man. Harsh. And are you kidding me? The world would love me as their leader! They need someone fun like me running the world.

No I'm not. You see my foot fidgeting? SEE THAT? I'm not sitting still. It's not fun.

It was an accident. Craig left his shoes out and ran off. Not my fault. And Louis told me how to fix it!

Lame evil laugh.

Oh you know you adore me. But yes, mainly the whole pissing you off bit. I think it's mildly entertaining honestly. And of course there is a Dying Cat Category! Im going to add it in myself and I'll never have competition and everything will always go my way. I think it's a flawless plan.

My handwriting is beautiful.

Yes! Caspar my ghost friend, you are great. Can I have a strawberry or blueberry muffin? And sorry, fucking off is near impossible for me.

Just five seconds? You remember as much as me you liar! Though I can believe the asking Professor Marsden on a date. Did I tell you I ran into her sister over summer? She's fit. And no, you dragged me in the lake. I didn't want to go in the lake, but you made me.

I really have no idea where we got the thong...Part of me doesn't want to know...

I am ALWAYS charming. Merlin stop putting me down and get on my level.

Exactly. Nice to know you agree with me.

-Aidan, Ruler of Caspar

PS. Seems like we're even now...

[caspar]

Aiden the cardboard box,

Firstly: harsh. I am not a whore, thank you very much. And secondly, I have degraded you from a human to a... box. Again, mwahaha.

Oh wow. Your foot is fidgeting. That makes all the difference in the world.
That was sarcasm, in case you couldn't tell.

Oh, I bet it was your fault. You always blame things on Craig! And I am very offended that you didn't ask me; who's the muggle born here?

That was not lame! But whatever. I have a variety of other evil laughs to choose from. Bwahaha. Moohaha. Dwahaha. Wahaha. Take your pick.

Yeah, that seems to be a popular opinion. Louis and Chris said the same thing the other day. Why does everyone love annoying me? Is it my reaction to it? My obsessiveness? Or am I just fun to annoy in general?
You can't just add a category to the Grammy's! It's the fucking Grammy's, for God's sake. And anyway, if you did add a category then loads of other people would enter, and they'd be even worse singers than you (if that's even possible).

It takes me like ten minutes to read your letters because of your handwriting. It's like deciphering a code.

Am I just going to be known as your ghost friend now? Great. Well; strawberry or blueberry? Which?
Actually; I have been dying to try out a new recipe which is basically a muffin with a different flavour in each half. So you will get muffins that are both strawberry and blueberry! Awesome, right?
...I'm such a girl.

Oh... go away. And seriously? Trust that to be your first thought. Not that she's a lovely person, or she's funny or sweet. No, she's fit. I did not! You jumped in! I remember you claiming that the thong gave you a rash and that the lake would somehow cure it. Mental.

I am slightly worried now. Do you reckon Chris or Louis know where it's from?

You? Charming? Please: the giant squid has more charm than you.
Never... I live for putting others out.

No, I didn't mean... never mind.

Caspar, ruler of all people who's names begin with A

PS: You can't do that! It creates a paradox! Gosh.