Louis

[Aidan O'Banion]

Lou,

Leaving this here because you disappeared and I'm too lazy to find you.

You tell my sister about the thong thing, I will hurt you.

Lots and lots of love,
-Aidan

ooc: left it on his bed. xD He doesn't know about Louis' note. Just knows Norah is curious.

[Louis Weasley]

Aidan,

Leaving this here because I'm going to Quidditch practice and you're asleep.

Not something I'd thought of. But it's an interesting idea...

Ssh. People will guess about us if you sign your letters like that.

Louis

[Aidan O'Banion]

Lou,

Thanks for letting me sleep through practice. Lo's gonna have my head. I'm too lazy to hunt you down again.

Don't. You. Dare. Stop that.

We can't hide our love forever. Someday, it'll have to be known.

Extra love,
-Aidan

[Louis Weasley]

You're welcome.

Free tip of the day: If you don't want someone to do something, don't suggest it to them.

Mate, you're the one people would be surprised about...

Louis xoxo

[Aidan O'Banion]

Arse.

Well, Norah was probably going to ask you anyway and I assumed you would have been happy to tell her then. So, I'm trying to get to you first. I'll....hit on Dom if you do. though I'll probably die but

Never. But I can't hide my love.

-Aidan xoxo

[Louis Weasley]

Why would she ask about you and the thong? That means you must have told her something already, so I wouldn't even be giving anything away. Anyway, she's my Muggle Studies Professor and I'm a prefect. We have a very professional relationship; we don't talk about thongs.

Go ahead. We'll be wiping your blood off the floor.

Never what? You mean they wouldn't be surprised? I mean, if there's something you want to tell me, that's cool, and you're welcome to join me and Chris some time... Though Caspar might get a bit traumatised.

Louis xoxoxo

[Aidan O'Banion]

It's a long story. Basically in a nutshell: neither of us shut up and I might have suggested something and she made a pretty accurate assumption. Of course. You're so very professional...

That, or she might find me charming. You never know. It could happen.

Nah, I'm good. Just spreading the bromance around. Though, not going to lie, I would love to see Casper slightly traumatized.

-Aidan xoxoxoxo

[Louis Weasley]

Well then, it's your own fault. And I'm very professional.

Have you met my sister?

You sure? Because I mean, we wouldn't want you to feel left out.

Louis

PS - all the hugs and kisses were starting to look a bit weird... But I can replace them with real ones if you want!

[Aidan O'Banion]

No it's not. I'm still sticking with the fact I'm an innocent angel with a sister who is apparently a mind reader. Victim. And if you're professional, then I'm the King of England. Refer to me as Your Majesty from now on, peasant.

That short, loud, fit one who scares people right? Or the tall, fit blonde one? Though she's a little too old for me. Besides, are you saying I'm not charming?

As long as you don't run off and forget about me I won't feel left out. Don't you...forget about me! Imagine me singing that.

-Aidan, King of England

PS. I got tired of writing it over and over anyway. But I think that suggestion is very generous and I accept that offer.

[Louis Weasley]

So wait, are you an innocent angelic victim or the King of England? Because being both is a bit over the top, don't you think? Also, there's no such thing as the King of England, I'm Cornish and I don't acknowledge English authority over Cornwall, and we're not in England so you'd have no authority anyway. Oh, and you're Irish, dipshit.

I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and pretend you didn't mean to write the word 'fit' there. And I'm obviously talking about Dom, the same one you were talking about hitting on. Victoire wouldn't kill you, she'd just laugh in your face.

You're a charmless prick.

Well, you know, I only thought that since you're in love with me and all, you might be getting jealous.

Louis, the love of your life

PS - I'll teach you how to kiss boys. Then tell your sister.

[Aidan O'Banion]

Oh I can be both, peasant. It's a gift only the best king's possess. And please, all of those are just small details. I can always conquer and rule the world. The Irish are coming. Though, I'd like to point out while you proved I wasn't King of England, you also backed up my statement. So if I'm not King, you aren't professional.

But I did. And I know who you meant, I just wanted to throw Victoire in there for the hell of it. I am not charmless nor a prick. So definitely not a charmless prick. I'm charming and adorable and I think there's a chance I could live.

Oh don't worry about that. I remind myself daily that our love will last through the ages. No reason for me to be jealous.

-Aidan, you're lover, the King of England

PS. That's a very tempting offer. But shouldn't I be the one to break the news?

[Louis Weasley]

Even if you were king, that wouldn't mean I had to acknowledge your authority. Personally I'm a republican. A professional republican, because you were the only one who said that if you weren't king I wasn't professional, I never agreed to that.

Then you're owed a punch in the face, or at the very least a very unpleasant prank some time soon. That's debatable. Well, there's a chance you might live if you hit on Dom, but I thought you wanted kids some day?

Well, that's okay, Chris and I will just carry on then. We won't bother with the silencing spells either, if you're so okay with it.

Louis

PS - I thought so. And you can if you want, but if you don't get round to it, I'll do it.

PPS - You used the wrong kind of 'your'. I mean, I am a lover, but that sentence still didn't really make sense.

[Aidan O'Banion]

You just love to be difficult, don't you? Why can't you let me have just one moment of fame? Oh and you didn't have to agree.

That's just harsh. And it is so not debatable, you are just in denial. It's not just a river in Egypt, you know? I'll just have to run like the wind before that occurs.

I could have gone the whole day without that. But you wouldn't do that with poor, innocent Caspar around would you? Remember Caspar. Remember.

-Aidan, your lover

PS. You just know me. See, I think it would sound better coming from me. Then we can run off into the sunset and play trains.

PPS. I got word happy, okay? Innocent mistake. Besides, the King of England can do what he wants.