Lorcan Scamander
 
Seventh Year Prefect
Played by Riss
I was called out by a choir of beautiful cheats
Posts: 103
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Lachlan
Oct 21, 2012 22:39:24 GMT -5
Post by Lorcan Scamander on Oct 21, 2012 22:39:24 GMT -5
I was going to walk over to the Gryffindor table to check to see if you had a pulse, then I thought, ah - better not, don't want to ruin Lachlan's delusions of being the best looking person at the table. That and Shay was feeding me grapes.
So I'm check from here to see if you have a pulse.
___x here if you have a pulse and are alive.
___x here if you're dead, and turning into a zombie.
___ initial here if I can kill you when you become a zombie.
Your true Love,
Lorcan
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Lachlan Creevey
 
Seventh Year
Played by Hope
i'm actually the least fucked up person i know[RS:18]
Posts: 1,120
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Lachlan
Oct 23, 2012 20:26:46 GMT -5
Post by Lachlan Creevey on Oct 23, 2012 20:26:46 GMT -5
Lorcan,
Son, let’s not kid ourselves here. Why doesn’t anyone feed me grapes? This is stupid.
I can’t dignify any of this as worthy of a serious response from me because you were too lazy to get up from the Hufflepuff table and walk all the way to the Gryffindor table to come talk to me in person, arse. I would have done the same thing if it were me but that doesn’t count
xoxo Lachlan
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Lorcan Scamander
Seventh Year Prefect
Played by Riss
I was called out by a choir of beautiful cheats
Posts: 103
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Lachlan
Oct 25, 2012 23:51:55 GMT -5
Post by Lorcan Scamander on Oct 25, 2012 23:51:55 GMT -5
Lachlan,
Because you're not me. That's why. I'm sorry you're so jealousy of me, but I can't help it that I'm popular. Shay and I are best friends. Get over it. You wish you were as cool as us.
I'll take that as you being a zombie and I'll go find a baseball bat and work on my cardio.
Your true love,
Lorcan
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Lachlan Creevey
Seventh Year
Played by Hope
i'm actually the least fucked up person i know[RS:18]
Posts: 1,120
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Lachlan
Oct 27, 2012 17:18:53 GMT -5
Post by Lachlan Creevey on Oct 27, 2012 17:18:53 GMT -5
Lorcan,
That’s a really shitty excuse. And let’s not even get into how popular you are, I wouldn’t want to embarrass you with the true facts.
You’re the worst.
xoxo Lachlan
P.S. What are you doing this weekend, other than being an arse?
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Lorcan Scamander
Seventh Year Prefect
Played by Riss
I was called out by a choir of beautiful cheats
Posts: 103
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Lachlan
Oct 31, 2012 15:19:31 GMT -5
Post by Lorcan Scamander on Oct 31, 2012 15:19:31 GMT -5
Lachlan,
then why are you basically sitting alone if you're so popular? HUH? NO ONE LOVES YOU BUT ME, AND THEN AGAIN I DOUBT THAT. SO. . .
In the best of ways possible.
xoxo
Lorcan
PS: I don't know. Want to head down to Hogsmeade? Get Molly and maybe dominique Shay and some of the others to come?
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Lachlan Creevey
Seventh Year
Played by Hope
i'm actually the least fucked up person i know[RS:18]
Posts: 1,120
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Lachlan
Oct 31, 2012 16:45:46 GMT -5
Post by Lachlan Creevey on Oct 31, 2012 16:45:46 GMT -5
Lorcan,
I'm not sitting alone, you twat. Don't spend so much time worrying your little heart over me. PLEASE, NO ONE LOVES YOU EXCEPT ME. Let's be real, Shay Thomas is just toying with your heart. Unlike me, who cherishes your heart. Obviously.
Except the opposite.
xoxo Lachlan
P.S. Molly and Shay, sounds excellent. They're so cheerful, like all the time. I really wish the Gryffindor girls in our year could take down some tips from them on how to not be raging bitches 24/7.
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