Bryce

[Bryson Towler]

It really would. Should have thought of it sooner. But see, you have to stick with Quidditch because cookie whore is my life plan. I can't have you stealing my costumers! I guess being a beater could be my back up plan. But, I'll stick with cookie whore. Pays better.

I wouldn't. It sounds painful actually and I rather you not see me in that type of pain. It would be too much for you. And you lot would be the ones to discover a way. Stop lying to yourself. My books are amazing, admit it.

Am not. And I guess that decides where I stand...

Bryce

P.S. Wood this is me. It will be epic

P.P.S. Excellent. Meet you there in twenty minutes?

ooc: erm, would you like to go ahead and thread them? ^^

[Alexandria Wood]

Whatever. I'm happy with Quidditch being my life plan but dude, if I were a cookie whore, I'd totally have more customers than you. You're afraid of a little competition is all. Lucky I'm so nice and letting you have that job.

Yes, it'd be too much for me because I'd die from laughter so I guess you're right. And no way are your books better than Lily's. Though she never lets me borrow them. But I bet they're uber comfortable.

Are too... and I guess so. But you're a dude and most dude's minds are stuck in the gutter.

- Alex

P.S. Prove it.

P.P.S. Done deal.

((OOC: Yes please! Did you want to start or me to?))

[Bryson Towler]

You would so not have the most costumers! When it comes to cookie whores, I'm afraid I'll have to come out on top. Yes, pun intended. You're so very generous.

And we can't have you dying, now can we? And the more I think about it, the worse the mental image gets. No sorry, Lily's books are nowhere as good as mine. I feel asleep on them once. They really just could not compete with the awesomeness that is my books. Just accept it. I'll wait.

Am not. And not always stuck in the gutter...Just most of the time they're stuck in the gutter.

Bryce

P.S. Next class. Get ready from some yelling

P.P.S. Cool. I'll see you there, Wood.

ooc: it doesn't matter to me. I can, but I'm probably going to take a nap real quick. I'll most likely make it between classes today. ^^

[Alexandria Wood]

I so would. People would love me to be their cookie whore... wow, that sounds weird. They'd love me to be a cookie whore in general. Aren't I just the most generous girl in all of Hogwarts?

No, we can't. Not if you want me to be the best Quidditch player to ever play for Puddlemere United. Uh, actually, Lily's books are way better. They're covered in leather. You can't get much better than that. Sorry, mate.

Are so. Exactly. Most of the time means always.

- Alex

P.S. I was born ready.

P.P.S. Yep. Be there or be square.