Bryce

[Alexandria Wood]

Dude, I am so sorry for falling asleep on your stuff in History of Magic and for snoring Hope you still managed to get notes or whatever. If you didn't, Lily's probably got some you can borrow.

Here's some cookies for letting me use your parchment as a pillow. Sorry half of them are gone, I was hungry

- Alex

[Bryson Towler]

You send me cookies for letting you sleep on my things? Well, with that I might let you use my books as a pillow every class. Though...please no drool? Then you'll just have to keep it. I was a bit distracted by the snoring...But really, when do I ever take notes in there?

Do I even take notes?

By the way...I'm missing half the cookies. I think someone stole them from the time they left your hands to the time they got to me. You should check on that. Alert the wizarding police.

Bryce

[Alexandria Wood]

It was only because I had better cookies really. Next time you can just get one cookie and maybe an apology if you're lucky, man. I don't drool! Snoring only... and my snoring's fantastic. Nobody else was complaining.

I don't know... do you?

I've alerted the wizarding police. They're dumbstruck and said they'll launch an investigation as soon as possible.

- Alex

[Bryson Towler]

So you gave me the reject cookies? You know, you could have left that bit out and avoided you know, the crushing of my self-esteem. And I'm sorry the fee of sleeping on my books was just raised to three cookies. No less. And usually if I have cookies, I won't mind the saying sorry bit.

Are you sure about that? And that's because they were too busy snoring over you.

I'm still waiting on them. This is serious business. I like my cookies and I want to get to the bottom of this awful theft.

Bryce

[Alexandria Wood]

Pretty much. Because I'm not that nice. Man up, you'll live on. No big deal. I'll just sleep on Hugo's books then. It's all cool. He loves me so he won't demand cookies as a fee... and if he does, I'll gladly give him my reject cookies because he wouldn't bitch about it.

Am I sure about what? YOU MAKE NO SENSE! I don't know if you write notes or not, man, but you missed out on writing them for that lesson.

I think that Hooters the Owl must have ate them. Seems like something he'd do. What a douchenozzle!

- Alex

[Bryson Towler]

Harsh Wood, harsh. I never said I wouldn't take the reject cookies. Maybe Hugo will share...

I was referring to your drooling, actually. And no, don't usually take notes. I usually draw the most amazing pictures known to man. So you distracted me from my picture of the day.

I thinks we should confront Hooters the Owl about this. We cannot have him flying around eating other peoples cookies.

Bryce

P.S. Did you really name your owl Hooters or...?

[Alexandria Wood]

He's a Hufflepuff so he probably will. If you ask really nicely with 'please's' and 'thank you's' though I'll have to punch you if you steal cookies off innocent little Hugo. He's so nice he'd probably end up giving you all of them.

I didn't drool all over your notes! That's a lie. You still could have drawn. Just all over your arm instead and stuff. You could have pretended to have some wicked cool tattoo.

Exactly. Hooters the Owl needs a stern talking to otherwise something bad will happen. He'll evolve into just Hoot and steal even bigger amounts of food.

- Alex

P.S. No, that was Bow when he was twelve. He thought it was hilarious. It's his owl anyway. I'm just borrowing it.

[Bryson Towler]

True. Those nice Hufflepuffs. And you would punch me? Do you really think I'm that low of a person to steal cookies from Hugo...Well, more than one cookie from Hugo? Shame on you, Wood! And not that I would complain about that last bit...

Are you sure it's a lie? Because I always speak da truth...Of course. I would never lie. And why didn't I think of that? What should the tattoo have been? A fierce dragon? Or a fierce bunny? Decisions.

I agree with that. We can't allow Hooters the Owl to become just Hoot. That's madness. What if he stole my potatoes at lunch one day? Or worse. My entire plate.

Bryce

P.S. It's an..Interesting name. Though it's quite fun to say

[Alexandria Wood]

I punch my best friend all the time so what makes you think I wouldn't punch you, Towler? And I do. You're a cookie slut. You'd steal all the cookies in the world if you could. Then again, so would I

It's a lie. I don't believe people who claim to speak 'da truth'. A fierce dragon, all the way! I can't be mates with someone who draws bunnies on their arm. Sorry, man. But I do have some sense of self-preservation.

It's madness indeed! If he stole your potatoes at lunch, it'd just be anarchy... Merlin save us all.

- Alex

P.S. What do you mean interesting? But it is really fun to say. Especially to yell out.

[Bryson Towler]

You're just a violent one, aren't you Wood? Violence is not always the answer. And I resent that. I am not a cookie slut! I love cookies the same amount as anyone else. Okay maybe I am a cookie slut Okay maybe I am a cookie slut. It's not always a bad thing.

You should believe people who speak "da truth" because...Who else can you believe? Alright, alright. No fierce bunnies. Next class, it's terrifying dragon all the way.

Anarchy! I'm sorry, but Hooters the Owl needs a serious timeout. Maybe that will stop the anarchy. No one steals my food.

Bryce

P.S. I don't know. Interesting. Is it really fun to yell out? Maybe I should give it a go...

[Alexandria Wood]

Guess so. Come at me, bro. You're a total cookie slut! You open your mouth for cookies by the dozen, man. If that's not a cookie slut then I don't know what is.

People who speak the truth, maybe? I believe those people because they can actually write words that exist. Your terrifying dragon better be wicked otherwise I'm not sitting next to you again. I'll fall asleep on someone else's stuff.

Okay, you can put him in the naughty corner. Good luck. He'll scratch you, man. He's fierce.

- Alex

P.S. I dare you to in our next History of Magic lesson. Make sure I'm awake to see this though.

[Bryson Towler]

Sorry, no bro. You might as well call me the school cookie whore with that description. I guess admitting I have a problem is the first step to recovery right? I have a problem and I am not ashamed...

No. Da truth. Da exists. It's proper English in my books. You should really get on my level here. My dragon will be the most terrifying and wicked thing you will ever see. Fierce. You'll want to sleep on my books.

No sorry, the naughty corner is in your job description. You borrowed the owl. You put him in timeout.

Bryce

P.S. I'm not going to lie, I am very tempted to do this. I might actually.

[Alexandria Wood]

No, whores get paid. And nobody pays you to eat cookies. Unfortunately. What's the next step? They never say that in the books! Merlin. You should join a club called 'Cookie Eaters Anonymous' or something like that. I bet there's one out there.

I dare you to go up to a proper Ravenclaw and say that to their face. They'd cringe so bad! Everyone in my house are grammar freaks. I always get corrected for saying 'who' when it's meant to be 'whom'. Your books aren't as good as you think they are.

Fine, you wuss. Next time we're not corresponding, that owl's going in the naughty corner.

- Alex

P.S. PLEASE DO.

[Bryson Towler]

I wouldn't mind being paid to eat cookies, personally. That would be the life. And I don't know, now that you mention it. I always assumed it was just recovery. But see here is the problem, Wood. Now that I think about it, I don't think I want to recover from being a cookie slut.

No, because I don't want to be given a long lecture. I'll just end up walking off in the middle and have a Ravenclaw pissed off at me. Some might chase me down and shove a dictionary down my throat. What is that suppose to mean? They are my books. Of course they're good.

I am not a wuss. He's your naughty owl...That sounds wrong.

Bryce

P.S. Deal. But do I get any cookies out of it?

P.P.S. Dude, all this cookie talk is making me hungry. Want to go grab some food from the kitchens?

[Alexandria Wood]

That really would be the life. My future career is to be a cookie whore, I've decided... actually, no. It's my back-up career. Being the best Quidditch chaser for Puddlemere United in the world is my first career choice. I don't think you should recover either. You're living the good life.

I'd love to see that! The Ravenclaw that literally shoved a dictionary down someone's throat would go down in history and I want to witness that event. They're okay. Not as amazing as you think they are.

You're totally a wuss. 'Naughty owl' only sounds wrong if you have the mind of a pervert.

- Alex

P.S. Maybe. Depends on how epic it is.

P.P.S. Dude, totally. I am starving. My stomach's been rumbling ever since the first note.