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Powell
Oct 16, 2012 8:44:32 GMT -5
Post by Emily Marsdon on Oct 16, 2012 8:44:32 GMT -5
You know, I think that from the sound of it over the last few weeks, Aislinn has been having more sex than me. Just saying.
xxx
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Powell
Oct 16, 2012 8:56:22 GMT -5
Post by Digger Powell on Oct 16, 2012 8:56:22 GMT -5
That's completely unacceptable (and I'm sure it's false.) We should dump itching powder in both their beds.
- Digger
P.S. I think we should do it in the restricted section of the library. It's been a while.
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Powell
Oct 16, 2012 9:07:08 GMT -5
Post by Emily Marsdon on Oct 16, 2012 9:07:08 GMT -5
I agree. We have a reputation to keep up, after all. I think you need to try harder.
You can do the itching powder though, and then they'll be cross with both of us - they're already cross with me...
Em
xxxx
PS - Good idea. D'you think the books would start screaming if we shagged up against the shelves?
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Post by Digger Powell on Oct 16, 2012 9:46:48 GMT -5
I refuse to let us be out-sexed by Aislinn and Jack. You should be prepared from now on for random sex attacks. They can happen anytime, anywhere.
Oh, Em, what did you do?
- Digger
P.S. There's only one way to find out.
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Powell
Oct 16, 2012 9:58:34 GMT -5
Post by Emily Marsdon on Oct 16, 2012 9:58:34 GMT -5
Random sex sounds exciting, but hopefully they won't happen in front of students. I think there are laws against that kind of thing.
I didn't do anything! Jack is just very sensitive and easily upset. I don't know why he's annoyed with me actually, he just doesn't seem to be speaking to me. I think he's scared of me. And Aislinn is strangely resistant to my suggestions of how to spice up her morning porridge, but I don't think she's actually angry with me.
Em
xxxx
PS - Hm. Seems like a high risk factor. If they scream, we'd almost certainly be caught and possibly lose our jobs. Tonight?
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Post by Digger Powell on Oct 16, 2012 21:50:24 GMT -5
I'm offended you'd think I would have sex with you in front of students. Maybe it would give them ideas to spice ip their sex life, but they'd hurt themselves trying to do the positions we do.
Jack is on his period more than the women in this school. Maybe he's just preoccupied. Besides with the obvious, I mean. Plus, they're still in the honeymoon phase of their relationship, so pretty much no one else exists.
Morning porridge? Do I want to know?
- Digger
P.S. We're faster than anyone else here. (And by faster, I am referring to the rate at which we can get dressed and skedaddle.) Tonight.
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Powell
Oct 17, 2012 2:51:09 GMT -5
Post by Emily Marsdon on Oct 17, 2012 2:51:09 GMT -5
I'd believe anything of you. And the idea of giving our students ideas on how to spice up their sex lives is a bit horrifying, to be honest.
Tell me about it! To be fair though, I may also have been trying to wind him up. They're quite amusing to watch...
Probably not. I'm pretty sure that Aislinn now thinks that whatever we have at meals, I save some to use in sex.
Em xxxx
PS - See you later x
PPS - Glad you clarified the 'fast' bit. Just so you know, I'm not settling for a quick two minute shag against the book shelves. I want foreplay.
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Powell
Oct 17, 2012 7:03:42 GMT -5
Post by Digger Powell on Oct 17, 2012 7:03:42 GMT -5
I never said give them ideas. You always twist my words.
Okay, so you can't complain if you were purposefully trying to wind him up and now he's ignoring you. It doesn't work like that. But maybe but him some chocolate roses and everything will be forgiven.
That's gross, Em, even for you.
- Dig
P.S. Wasn't planning on it. And so do I. Cosmo says that planning a time and a place is the beginning of foreplay.
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Powell
Oct 17, 2012 7:32:45 GMT -5
Post by Emily Marsdon on Oct 17, 2012 7:32:45 GMT -5
"Maybe it would give them ideas to spice up their sex life"
That was a direct quote from you, except that I corrected your spelling of up.
Of course I can and of course it does. I can't buy him chocolate. Aislinn might think I was trying to woo him and get jealous. Also, I'd eat it before I ever got it to him. He'll forgive me eventually.
Now who's twisting words? I didn't say I did that (if I did, you'd know about it, wouldn't you? When have I ever tried to have sex using bits of mashed potato?), I said that's what Aislinn thinks I do. But seriously, she's ridiculously prudish about the whole idea of using food in sex - her argument is 'but the sheets would get sticky'. What?
Em
PS - I'm sorry, I was distracted from thoughts of foreplay by the fact that you read Cosmo.
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Post by Digger Powell on Oct 17, 2012 10:25:27 GMT -5
I said IT, not US. There's a difference.
If Aislinn thinks you're trying to woo Jack, then she must be on crack. Because why would you want Jack when you have me? I'm much more charming. Regarding the chocolate roses - it's the thought that counts.
You misinterpreted me. You're a bully, you know that?
She's worried about sticky sheets? There are so many things I want to say to that, but I'm finding to impossible to pick just one.... I guess we can't blame them, though. They just don't know how to have a good time.
- Digger
P.S. No shame. You should nominate me to be one of their 50 bachelors of the year. Not that I'm really a bachelor, but it would be cool to be featured in magazine as the #1 bachelor.
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Powell
Oct 17, 2012 11:01:24 GMT -5
Post by Emily Marsdon on Oct 17, 2012 11:01:24 GMT -5
But you were talking about us having sex in front of students...
Aislinn on crack. Interesting idea. I'm not sure about more charming, but hotter, yes.
See, this is why I'm marrying you - we're on the same wavelength. Sometimes I wonder if they've actually had sex at all, or if they just kiss with no clothes on and think that that's all there is to it.
Em
PS - Fuck that. I'm not advertising you as a bachelor. You're mine and I'm not sharing.
((OOC - Shall we leave these now and have the actual thread? Lolol))
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