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Post by Stefano De Luca on Oct 12, 2012 8:55:02 GMT -5
Haven't heard from you in a while, so I thought I'd drop you a line. It's okay, you don't need to send my Big Brother of the Year Award by owl - you can give me it when you see me.
How's things? Hogwarts still as much fun as ever? I just got back from a trip to the Carribbean, breaking curses on an old stash of pirate gold, which was pretty good fun. Be good to catch up with you some time soon.
Stef
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Post by Christopher De Luca on Oct 12, 2012 19:51:41 GMT -5
You're sending me an owl? What's happening to the world? Joking! Your Big Brother of the Year Award is being sent via good old snail mail. Expect it sometime within the month. I don't really know how reliable those Muggle mail men are.
Things are good. Hogwarts is fun, yeah. Classes are a bit boring. I've mostly just been watching Louis and Aidan wreck havoc. What's Carribean like? It'd be good to catch up with you as well. We didn't catch each other much during the summer holidays which sucks. Anna and I mostly watched Muggle telly when we could.
- Chris
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Post by Stefano De Luca on Oct 14, 2012 10:10:47 GMT -5
Snail mail? To be honest, I'd have thought owl mail would be easier, but whatever floats your boat. So long as it gets here.
Classes are always boring, kid. Concentrate on the important things. Louis and Aidan are your friends, right? How come you just watch them instead of joining in? The Caribbean's amazing, you'd love it there. Hot and sunny with loads of beaches and plenty of fit girls in bikinis, if you hit the right places.
Yeah, sorry I wasn't at home much over the summer - work and stuff, you know. What's happening in your life, anything interesting? I'll have to come up your way some time and buy you a drink or two. You do drink, right?
Stef
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Post by Christopher De Luca on Oct 17, 2012 17:29:58 GMT -5
Snail mail drags out the suspense.
Kid? I'm not twelve Yeah, they're my mates, and I do join in sometimes. Just not a lot because it's funnier to watch them. Do you have a hot girlfriend now or something from the Caribbean?
Nothing interesting. Louis came out I drink, yeah. Not a lot Last time was really bad We could meet up in Hogsmeade?
- Chris
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Post by Stefano De Luca on Oct 18, 2012 5:25:18 GMT -5
Do you have to cross half your letter out, kid? It makes it really hard to read, and your writing's not the greatest at the best of times, so you know...
Oh. Well, they sound good fun anyway. Girlfriend? Nah, come on, girlfriends take all the fun out of life. Why stick with one girl when there are so many attractive ones out there?
You're on! Guys night out. Glad you're finally getting old enough for this stuff. Does it need to be a Hogsmeade day or are you up for sneaking out?
Stef
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Post by Christopher De Luca on Oct 18, 2012 5:43:17 GMT -5
I'm sixteen. I'm not a kid for Merlin's sake Yeah, sorry. I'll stop. Though to be fair, it's the quills fault as well. The end knobby bit is too big and it makes it harder to write with.
They are good fun. You might know their sisters actually... though you're a couple years younger than them. Victoire Weasley and Norah O'Banion? Right... good logic. For a manwhore But girlfriends aren't that bad.
Sounds fun. I'd sneak out but Louis would probably be a git and end up giving me detention for laughs since we share a dorm and everything.
- Chris
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Post by Stefano De Luca on Oct 18, 2012 5:52:19 GMT -5
Merlin, Chris. If you don't want me to read things just don't write them down at all. And don't blame your tools...
Wait, Victoire Weasley? No, she was my year. Part Veela and hot as hell. Not so sure about the Norah chick. Don't think I'd know her if she was older than me. Girlfriends aren't too bad? What's this, something you want to tell me, baby brother?
Wow, some friend. So is that a no to sneaking out then? When's your next Hogsmead day? Don't you normally have one around Halloween or something?
Stef
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Post by Christopher De Luca on Oct 18, 2012 6:14:12 GMT -5
Sorry... I write things without thinking them through. Next time I'll carefully word my letter so I don't have to cross everything out. Is that alright with you?
Yeah, Victoire. She's really hot. You should see their mum though. She's even more hotter. Norah's got flaming red hair and she's older than you, I think... maybe. I don't have a girlfriend, don't worry. If I did, you'd never hear the end of it from Anna.
He's one of my best mates so yeah, I say he is 'some friend'. Next Hogsmeade day is on Saturday. We can do it then or I can try sneak out on Friday night.
- Chris
((OOC: Sorry, haha. He's being a bitch.))
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Post by Stefano De Luca on Oct 18, 2012 9:31:56 GMT -5
Well don't. It's annoying.
Christopher De Luca, I'm shocked at you - perving on your friend's mum and sister! This Norah sounds interesting though. Where does she live/work? And that's cool - I'll find a few chicks who aren't too much too old for you, and we'll make a man of you...
Chill, I was joking. It's up to you, but you're a lot more likely to get caught underage drinking if the place is full of teachers and prefects, just saying.
Stef
((OOC - Haha, it's okay, Stef's being a dick, lolol))
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Post by Christopher De Luca on Oct 18, 2012 17:23:16 GMT -5
You are such a dick sometimes Is this annoying you? I bet it is Yeah, sorry.
How are you shocked? I have you for an older brother who's done it all my life. I'm not helping you sleep with my best mate's sister but she lives in Kansas. Who says I'm not already a man? Just because I've never had a girlfriend doesn't mean I've never been made a man.
Okay, fine. Then I'll sneak out. Whatever.
- Chris
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Post by Stefano De Luca on Oct 18, 2012 17:55:36 GMT -5
Don't be a little twat.
Excuse me. When have I ever perved on my friend's mum and sister? And if I had, you wouldn't know about it, so you still wouldn't be able to answer that question. Kansas? What the hell's she doing there? Guess I'll just have to go back to Victoire then.
Oh, please. You're sixteen. You're not a man. Have you ever shagged anyone, just out of interest?
Good, that's that settled then. Bring Louis with you if you really want to avoid a detention.
Stef
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Post by Christopher De Luca on Oct 18, 2012 18:09:24 GMT -5
Did you seriously just call me a little vagina? Because that's what twat means, you know.
I didn't document the exact day, sorry, but I'm sure you have sometime in the past. Victoire's still in France so I guess you've lucked out there.
I turn seventeen in less than five months. That's a man in the eyes of the wizarding world. And I've pretty much done everything but shagging, thank you very much. With a guy but whatever
Louis wouldn't want to come. He doesn't like you.
- Chris
((OOC: Idk if Louis actually likes him or not but that's what Chris is saying to get a rise out of him, haha.))
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Post by Stefano De Luca on Oct 19, 2012 4:05:36 GMT -5
Merlin, Chris. No comment. Just - no comment. Without a specific example, your argument doesn't count. I'll stick to your friends' sisters. And no she's not, I saw her in Diagon Alley last week, you little liar. Not to speak to, but it was definitely her. Don't be stupid. You're still a kid at seventeen, whatever the law says. And there's no need to sound so defensive, I was only asking. He doesn't like me? I've never met him! What have you been telling him? Stef (( OOC - Haha, Louis wouldn't like him if he knew he was hitting on Victoire...  )) |
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Post by Christopher De Luca on Oct 19, 2012 4:23:48 GMT -5
Well, you were the one who decided to call me a vagina... She wouldn't go for you. She's all hung up on some guy she met in France. Or Teddy Lupin maybe Why wouldn't you speak to her if you were interested in her? Don't call me stupid. Right, and I'll probably still be a keep until you say so, right? I'm not being defensive, I'm telling you politely. There's a difference. Besides, if I were being defensive, you can't tell over a letter because it's hard to convey tone through letters. Nothing much. He just doesn't like you because you've been perving on Victoire. - Chris ((OOC: It's a bloody miracle he still likes Chris though Chris only observes, he doesn't actually flirt.  )) |
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Post by Stefano De Luca on Oct 19, 2012 4:35:20 GMT -5
Vagina and twat may mean the same thing, but they're also two different words. Just like you'd call someone a dick, not a penis. I can't believe we're even having this conversation.
And you know that how? I don't believe anything you say now. She was across the other side of the street, with a large crowd between me and her, going in the other direction, and I may think she's hot, but not to the point that I'm going to go running after her shouting her name.
Oh come on, I can feel your defensiveness oozing through the parchment. Lighten up - I'm just messing with you.
Oh well. His loss then.
Stef
((OOC - The main difference is that Louis is very confident that Vic would never do anything with Chris haha))
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