James

[Albus Potter]

Fucking Nott's a prick. He stole my condoms. Fancy sending me some more? I'll pay you back when I'm home during the holidays.

- Al

P.S. If you say 'no', need I remind you that you will most likely could possibly be an uncle in nine months?

[James Potter]

Who in Merlin's name would want to shag you?

Love, Jamie.

[Albus Potter]

I'm positive you were looking in the mirror when you asked that and accidentally wrote it down. Honestly, James, you've got to stop sending me your diary pages. Your life is pitiful enough without your brother knowing about your low self-esteem and not caring one bit.

- Al

[James Potter]

unfff, too much pretty in one thread...
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Albie,

I'm not you. I don't perpetually gaze at my own reflection. Poor, sad boy, trying to deflect your own inadequacies onto me. Don't worry, someone will tell you you're pretty one day.

It was an actual genuine question, by the way: who would want to shag you?

Jamie.

[Albus Potter]

((ooc: truthhhh. i'm thinking it's a bad idea to thread this two too much... xD ))

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Jamie,

You don't gaze at yourself in the mirror because you've covered all of yours up. If I looked like you, I'd be afraid they would break, too! It's safe to say, "You are not the fairest of them all."

Why do you want to know so badly? Jealous?

- Al

P.S. By the way, I had five gorgeous young ladies with fine legs compliment my beauty today. I'm sure the only lady who even glanced your way today was Mum.