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Jake
Oct 3, 2012 3:19:27 GMT -5
Post by Rosa Rodríguez on Oct 3, 2012 3:19:27 GMT -5
I decided that since it's your birthday I'd call you by your name and not Prison Boy for once, okay? This is me being nice.
Have a very happy birthday.
Love,
Rosa
P.S. Tell me if you like the present.
((OOC: She sent him like 30 galleons, a pair of her panties [for him to wear, haha] and a pair of handcuffs with a note saying 'because I know you like wearing them so much'))
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Jake
Oct 3, 2012 5:00:57 GMT -5
Post by Jake Gullane on Oct 3, 2012 5:00:57 GMT -5
Rosa,
Much appreciated. I feel special.
Seriously though, thank you. Also for the presents. Good thing I recognised your writing and didn't open them at breakfast, for Skye to look at while she ate her cornflakes.
Do I also get a birthday shag at some point?
Love Jake
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Jake
Oct 3, 2012 5:08:53 GMT -5
Post by Rosa Rodríguez on Oct 3, 2012 5:08:53 GMT -5
Jake,
You should always feel special where it concerns me, sweet cheeks.
Giving your daughter a lesson sex education when she's a little girl is something vital in parenting though. I can't believe you didn't actually open them at breakfast. That's just put a damper on my whole day now.
Only if you wear the very special birthday panties I sent you.
Actually, I thought you were going to be busy today. That's why I didn't ask for you to come over.
- Rosa
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Jake
Oct 3, 2012 5:16:29 GMT -5
Post by Jake Gullane on Oct 3, 2012 5:16:29 GMT -5
Rosa,
I do. I know you like me better than anyone.
She's two. That's just weird. And disturbing. You never get to meet her if that's your idea of parenting.
Aw, damn. Guess I'll just have to get it on with someone else without you then...
I am busy today, but hello, it's a birthday shag. I can make time. Dinner's at the guys' flat tonight, followed by lots of heavy drinking. You should come, and then we can shag afterwards, though not on David's bed because I've promised.
Jake
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Jake
Oct 3, 2012 5:42:23 GMT -5
Post by Rosa Rodríguez on Oct 3, 2012 5:42:23 GMT -5
Jake,
It's so sad that's actually true I like plenty of people better than you. But you're a pretty damn good shag.
You really need to learn to know when I'm joking. And it's not disturbing, getting a little teaching in early's always a good idea.
Then your birthday would be ruined because you know nobody else is as good as me and you'd be thinking about that whilst having a shag.
I'll be there. Who else is coming? And actually, who's cooking because I'm not having some rubbish take-out again because that's what we always do. Heavy drinking sounds fun and if worse comes to worse then we can just shag on Rupert's bed instead.
Love,
Rosa
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