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Post by Scorpius Malfoy on Oct 5, 2012 16:28:25 GMT -5
Oh, you've just decided, have you? I don't know - I'm not sure I'll be able to keep up with you... Dirty, dirty words on parchment. I'm ashamed of you.
Of course I will. That's what I said.
What do I do in Muggle Studies? Catch up on sleep mostly.
You're cute and sexy. Happy now? But the point is that you only get to find out if I get to say them straight to you...
Yeah, I heard your boyfriend's a bit of a douche. I think you're better off with me. And just so you know, when you write 'pity shag', I just read 'shag'.
Do the cupboard doors even lock? We could always jam them with something.
Love, Scorpius
PS - After this whole conversation, I can only take that in some sort of dirty way...
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Post by Roxanne Weasley on Oct 5, 2012 17:35:39 GMT -5
Yet you've yet to call me a dirty girl. Sad, sad, sad boy. Ashamed? more like aroused.
Want to race out?
You're horrible.
Yes, I'm happy, but then I'm not. I want to know what you're going to say.
Better off with you? I'll consider it, even though I love him . . . sigh. Here, I'll say it again: PITY SHAG.
Sounds good to me. Cast a silencing charm while we're at it.
Love, Rox
PS: I wanted you to take it dirty. Do you not know where my mind it right now?
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Post by Scorpius Malfoy on Oct 5, 2012 17:51:32 GMT -5
Oh, sorry. Didn't realise you were waiting for that. Why, does it turn you on? And I'm not even going to bother arguing over that.
You can race. I'll walk in a dignified way, and then we needn't let the whole school know we're going to find a cupboard to shag in.
Well, I'm pretty sure he loves you too, but you know you can't resist me. And writing it in capital letters doesn't change anything.
Good, silencing charm it is. See you out there?
Love, Scorpius
PS - Yeah, I'd noticed. I'm quite enjoying where your mind's at right now actually. I wouldn't mind following it.
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Post by Roxanne Weasley on Oct 6, 2012 17:46:57 GMT -5
Because it does. I told you, I'm pretending to be a femme fatale. Gosh you're making this hard. If you weren't so cute, I'd stop writing and ignore your snark. Be lucky you're beautiful.
Well, unless you shouted that, they shouldn't know . .. No one knows about the kitchens. I've managed to keep that to myself - have you?
Capital letters change everything. And he better love me, you wouldn't believe what i go through for the tosser.
See you in a few?
Love, Rox
PS: Good, then hush and follow me out . . .
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Post by Scorpius Malfoy on Oct 6, 2012 20:06:42 GMT -5
I'm not even going to make the obvious response to that. I'll leave you to work it out, as you're such a femme fatale. And you know you love me, snark and all.
Oh no, I told everyone. Bragged round the school about it.
I still can't quite remember what kind of shag we're having though. A really hot, intense one, was it? I know though, it's unbelievable. I don't know why you put up with him, honestly.
Don't you dare stand me up.
Love, Scorpius
((OOC - Are we leaving it there? lolol, I blame you entirely for this thread, I had no part in it...))
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Post by Roxanne Weasley on Oct 9, 2012 16:38:45 GMT -5
It's a PITY shag. See you in a few. Love, Rox ((ooc: we can leave it here or do whatever, doesn't matter to me, love!  )) |
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