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Post by Roxanne Weasley on Oct 2, 2012 17:44:28 GMT -5
Lover-boy,
You seem to be in a very pensive mood, siting over there with your head buried in a row of parchment, quill in hand. I thought I'd ruin it by telling you that I'm not wearing any pants.
Love,
Roxie
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Post by Scorpius Malfoy on Oct 2, 2012 17:54:15 GMT -5
Rox,
Pensive probably isn't the right word. This essay was due yesterday.
Are you serious, or is that some kind of sick joke to get my hopes up? If you're serious, why are you sitting all the way over there?
Love Scorpius
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Post by Roxanne Weasley on Oct 2, 2012 18:00:26 GMT -5
Lover-boy,
Yesterday? And you're just starting it? Naughty - naughty child.
Perhaps I should give you some incentive to finish it? Oh wait, I just did. . .
You decided. Is it? And I can't quite walk over to your table and just sit down without any undies on. You'll want to touch me inappropriately. We can't have that occur in a public place, now can we?
Love, me
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Post by Scorpius Malfoy on Oct 2, 2012 18:07:39 GMT -5
Rox,
I said I hadn't been feeling well, and reminded the professor that I almost died in St Mungo's a few weeks ago, and still wasn't quite recovered. It's only Muggle Studies anyway.
You just gave me plenty of incentive to finish it. Tomorrow.
Okay, tell you what. Meet me outside in two five minutes, and then I'll decide, how's that?
Love, Scorpius
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Post by Roxanne Weasley on Oct 2, 2012 18:16:41 GMT -5
Scor,
So if you haven't quite recovered yet, then strenuous activity probably isn't what you're up for right now . . . that means no cupboard shags, I suppose. Poor love.
And tomorrow? But you're still recovering. I can't wear you out - wouldn't be fair to your studies.
That's cheating. You'll want to look.
Also, i think Lily just caught sight of what i'm writing. I may have scarred her forever.
S'pose I should go put some undies on.
Love,
Rox
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Post by Scorpius Malfoy on Oct 2, 2012 18:38:20 GMT -5
Rox,
I said that was what I told O'Banion, not that it was the truth. She's new; she'll believe anything. I'm perfectly fine and up for anything I want to be up for.
I promise I'll guess before I look...
Then you should hide it better, and she shouldn't look at other people's letters. You're both to blame.
Well, if you're not meeting me, I suppose you should, unless you just enjoy going commando. I'll catch you up before you get to your dorm though.
Love, Scorpius
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Post by Roxanne Weasley on Oct 2, 2012 22:08:09 GMT -5
Scor,
Already pulling things over on the new Professor, such a very bad boy. Tsk. Tsk. You deserved to be punished. And was that innuendo? you're UP for anything?
Start guessing!
I suppose if she blushes round you now it's because she knows you're doing her cousin. Hopefully you won't come into contact though. Lily's tough, she'll manage. And it's not like I Showed it to her.
what makes you think that I'll let you catch me? I can be super sneaky.
Love, Rox
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Post by Scorpius Malfoy on Oct 3, 2012 16:43:14 GMT -5
Rox,
Are you high? Or just really horny? If your plan was to get me thinking about you without any underwear, it's worked.
Okay, I'm going to go with the option I'd rather be true...
I don't think she's every around me, is she? Also, did she not already realise I'm doing her cousin? Bit behind the times, isn't she?
Yeah right.
Love, Scorpius
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Post by Roxanne Weasley on Oct 3, 2012 18:20:02 GMT -5
Dear Sir,
i'm completely appalled that you would automatically jump to the conclusion that I am some type of inebriated - whether by lust, or drug, in order to do something as outrageous as I have done. Whatever happened to spontaneity? And which would you rather me be, horny or high?
Which is?
I'm pretty certain she isn't, and I don't think it sank in until she read it. Lily is my innocent baby - she isn't corrupted, like the rest of us.
So if i get up and run right now, you'll chase me? It'll be a wild goose chase, of course.
Love, Rox
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Post by Scorpius Malfoy on Oct 3, 2012 18:27:09 GMT -5
Sir? Bit formal, aren't we? Or are you trying to be kinky?
Okay, I'm thinking definitely high, although possibly only on sugar or caffeine, knowing you. I'd rather horny, definitely, though high is always fun too. Both is best.
Guess.
That's as far you know anyway. I bet she's nothing like as innocent as you all think she is. You just fool yourself.
No, if you get up and run, I'll sit and enjoy the spectacle. You leave normally, I'll follow you. And I know where the Ravenclaw common room is. How much d'you bet I wouldn't be able to answer the riddle?
Love, Scorpius
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Post by Roxanne Weasley on Oct 3, 2012 18:58:47 GMT -5
Well since you didn't return my sir with a madam I shall not answer your question. But if you took it as Kinky, then so be it, Sir.
I can't be high on anything else? Perhaps I'm high on life? Or perhaps I ate too many sugar quills earlier, who knows. Or maybe I just want to be somewhere alone with you? You decide, again.
I'm guessing the naughty option. No undies.
She better be innocent! I'll hex anyone who comes near my Lily! She's the best of us; completely mad, an utter genius, and just a darling.
I'll stroll out of here, with my swagger in tact. No spectacle shall be made.
I'll bet that you'll get it wrong.
Love, Rox
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Post by Scorpius Malfoy on Oct 3, 2012 19:11:28 GMT -5
Not really my kind of kink, though I'm liking the way your mind's working at the moment...
Sugar quills, right, got it. D'you mean I get to decide whether we go somewhere alone together? Decision made - let's go.
You're guessing right. Did I guess right?
Can we stop talking about your cousin now? It's interrupting my thoughts of other things.
In that case, I'll be right behind you (although you think you have swagger? I'd call you delusional, my love). How much d'you bet me? Confident enough to let me try? Alternatively you could save me the bother and just wait round the corner. There's a handy cupboard there...
Love, Scorpius
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Post by Roxanne Weasley on Oct 3, 2012 23:08:03 GMT -5
What's your idea of kink then, love? Peak my interest, love. Please.
I had about six sugar quills. Aggy was giving them away - so why not, right? Then I got this lovely idea to send you a smutty note and now we're here. You're imagining naughty things - so am I - but I'm still sitting over here, though. Wonder if anyone is paying attention to us . . .
I'll never tell. I'm playing the femme fatale right now, if you've yet to guess. I'm bad at it, though. I like to think that I'm too cute, but who knows.
What other things? Write them down. Give me details, motivate me to jump your bones. Flash a bit of skin my way.
I have all the swagger, m'love. ALL of it. I'm like Desdemona in Good Night Desdemona, Good Morning Juliet. I'm too cool, for you. But I suppose I can pity shag you to make up for that small fact - just don't tell your girlfriend. I hear she's a right old hen.
Bed shag, cupboard wall shag - you pick, love. Either way, I'm yours.
Love, Rox
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Post by Scorpius Malfoy on Oct 4, 2012 17:11:07 GMT -5
Who says I'm into kink at all? You're the one making all the dirty suggestions...
You don't have to be sitting over there though. I mean, you could move any time you wanted. Up to you.
It's a sad fact that you are cute, whatever you're trying to be... But your motivation is that you only get to hear my thoughts if I get to whisper them straight in your ear. And I'm not flashing for you. Seb's sitting opposite me - I might traumatise him for life.
Of course you do. I haven't got a clue what the reference is from, but I'll take a pity shag. My girlfriend's a harpy, but don't worry, she's oblivious, so we're fine.
Hm. Hard choice. Cupboard wall's closer and less prone to interruptions. I'll go with that. When is this happening?
Love, Scorpius
PS - I need to feed you a lot of sugar more often...
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Post by Roxanne Weasley on Oct 4, 2012 18:44:09 GMT -5
I say you're into kink, and that is that. Don't question your elders - or your girlfriend. Yeah, just don't. And i'm not making dirty suggestions, i'm just putting words on parchment.
If I move it'll be out the hall and through the doors . . . and you'll be right behind me.
I'm trying to be a tough chick, a mob moll if you will. What do you do in Muggle Studies, love? I'm not cute - I'm sexy. I'm ferocious. I'm . . . i'm RAWR. yeah, i'm rawr!
Seb is walking trauma. He'll live. But what do you want to whisper in my ear that'll make me move?
Don't worry, my boyfriend isn't too clever, he won't even realise we're gone. Promise. So a pity shag it is.
Can we lock the door? You know we've got a wonderful record for being interrupted . . .
Love, Rox
PS: SUGAH ME UP, BB.
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