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Post by Magdalena Crivelli on Oct 10, 2012 10:39:14 GMT -5
Pritchard,
Well, there's only .01% chance of drowning from playing bobbing with apples. I win.
I don't need a play-by-play description. You're so infuriating, you know that? God.
- Crivelli
P.S. Do you have condoms or should I just figure on using Plan B?
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Post by Nate Pritchard on Oct 17, 2012 17:26:09 GMT -5
Crivelli,
You made up those statistics. I bet there's a lot more drownages from playing bobbing with apples then you think.
Does infuriating turn you on? I bet it does.
- Pritchard
P.S. Yeah, I do. But what's Plan B?
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Post by Magdalena Crivelli on Oct 18, 2012 8:12:39 GMT -5
Pritchard,
Maybe there is. Or maybe there isn't. You'll never know.
I guess you'll have to find out, won't you?
- Crivelli
P.S. Good. Plan B is emergency contraception for unprotected sex.
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Post by Nate Pritchard on Oct 19, 2012 21:53:14 GMT -5
Crivelli,
You can't pretend to be all mysterious and sexy whilst talking about bobbing for apples.
Room of Requirement after this lesson then, babe?
- Pritchard
P.S. So you're planning on shagging me then? Knew it.
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Post by Magdalena Crivelli on Oct 19, 2012 22:09:34 GMT -5
Pritchard,
I can be anything I want.
Oh, fuck that. If you're planning on fucking me, it's not happening in the RoR. I have standards. Your dorm or mine. Or even a wall, for Christ's sake. Or a professor's desk But everyone has sex in the RoR. It's probably a breeding ground for STD's. Our future children will come out with herpes on their faces. Let's be somewhat original, yeah?
- Crivelli
P.S. Don't press your luck.
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Post by Nate Pritchard on Oct 19, 2012 22:14:39 GMT -5
Crivelli,
Right. New world means new woman and all that shit.
Guys can't get in the girl's dorms. Stupid fucking Godric Gryffindor decided to be a cockblock, remember? Then we'll do it somewhere else. What-fucking-ever. You choose where. Future children? What?
- Pritchard
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Post by Magdalena Crivelli on Oct 19, 2012 22:18:17 GMT -5
Pitchard,
Women are the shit, I concur.
Ugh, I think it's because he wanted all of those defenseless little girls to himself. I would say the hospital wing, but it's too risky. Why can't we go to your dorm?
I don't mean our - yours and mine - future children. I just mean our generation's future children in general. Calm your tits.
- Crivelli
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Post by Nate Pritchard on Oct 19, 2012 22:22:57 GMT -5
Crivelli,
Sorry, women are shit? Is that what you just said?
I thought you were a Gryffindor, Crivelli. Seriously, don't be a pussy. Let's go fuck in the hospital wing. That'd be fucking ace. We'd go down in history. Well, we'd go down anyways if you know what I mean.
Be more specific next time, love. I know you love me and all but I didn't figure you loved me that much.
- Pritchard
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Post by Magdalena Crivelli on Oct 19, 2012 22:32:29 GMT -5
Dickhead,
I said women ARE THE shit. There's a big difference, but you're obviously too dumb to understand that when one places a "the" in front of "shit", it changes the entire meaning on the word/sentence.
I am a Gryffindor. I'm just trying to be rational like my comrades. But, really, do you want to? Because I've already convinced myself that it's a good idea, so basically have to now.
I don't love you that much. I don't love you at all.
- Crivelli
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Post by Nate Pritchard on Oct 19, 2012 22:40:43 GMT -5
Crivelli,
Oh, no. I'm not dumb. I'm a Ravenclaw. But just like I have selective listening, I have selective reading as well. Calm yo' tits.
I do want to. Really badly. Fuck. Imagine how hot that's going to be. I can't believe I actually convinced you to shag me
You love my dick though. That's all that really matters.
- Pritchard
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Post by Magdalena Crivelli on Oct 19, 2012 22:44:50 GMT -5
Pitchard,
Like I said, you're dumb.
Why are we imagining how hot it's going to be? We should be experiencing how hot it is.
I love your dick inside of me. Actually, that has yet to be decided. Time's-a-wasting.
- Crivelli
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Post by Nate Pritchard on Oct 19, 2012 22:50:05 GMT -5
Crivelli,
Whatever. Look, I'm going to the 'bathroom' now. Excuse yourself in five minutes. I'll see you there, babe.
- Pritchard
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Post by Magdalena Crivelli on Oct 19, 2012 22:52:48 GMT -5
((ooc: should we start the thread now? xD ))
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))