Crivelli

[Nate Pritchard]

Yo Crivelli,

Lean back a little more, yeah? I can't quite see down your top yet and everyone just knows that's a view I've been dying to see for years now. Thanks, babe.

- Nate

((OOC: Oh God, he's such a loser, haha. I know you wanted a thread and we can still do one but I just really wanted to write this letter first! ))

[Magdalena Crivelli]

Pritchard,

I guess you weren't paying attention when the note went down my chest and I had to fish it out. Almost had a Janet Jackson moment. Too bad for you.

- Crvielli

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((ooc: omg hahaha, he's awesome! xD ))

[Nate Pritchard]

Crivelli,

The one time I wasn't looking... well, fuck me (please). Well, I guess I'm going to have to make a game of it. Ten points to Pritchard if he gets it down the shirt, twenty points if he gets it down the bra. This is how we should rack up house points... the word rack was intentional there if you didn't notice.

Wait, who the fuck Janet Jackson is? She's not in our year, is she? Because I'm sure I would have liked to have seen that as well.

- Pritchard

((OOC: haha, so is maggie! though he really isn't. he's so not as cool as he thinks he is. xP))

[Magdalena Crivelli]

Pritchard,

Oh, aren't you modest. We actually could make a game out of it. If you manage to rack (ha, ha) up 500 points, I'll flash you. And it's not a bad way to get house points. It'll give the quidditch players practice, too.

Janet Jackson was an American singer. One if her boobs fell out during a performance. Whoops!

- Crivelli

[Nate Pritchard]

Crivelli,

There's no harm in asking nicely, is there? I may not be a pussy and woo you with flowers and shit but at least I added a please in there, right? You better be keeping track starting from before otherwise I'll be mighty disappointed. How many did I get then? Ten or twenty? And Merlin knows some of the teams need practice. *cough*Hufflepuff*cough*

At least your tit didn't actually fall out. Then I'd really be kicking myself.

Did you miss me during the holidays? I bet you did.

- Pritchard

[Magdalena Crivelli]

Pritchard,

Did I ever say you had to ask nicely and woo me with flowers? Did I ever even say you had to ask? You could have said "Crivelli, let's shag" and maybe I would have dragged you off somewhere. But now you'll never know.

I'm not keeping track, but it was 20 points. Hey, maybe I should keep all of the notes you land in there where they are and have you get them out with your teeth. It would be like bobbing for apples, but the grown-up version.

You should kick yourself anyway. Don't guys get a hard in when girls touch their goods?

Did I miss you? Honey, you didn't even cross my mind. Which is why I'm giving you a chance to change that.

- Crivelli

[Nate Pritchard]

Crivelli,

Okay then. Crivelli, let's go shag in the Prefect bathrooms after class. Now do I get to know or are you just going to keep being a tease?

Well, you need all those notes to fill your bra in, don't you? That sounds hot. I don't know what the fuck bobbing for apples is but that sounds dirty. Is apples code word for balls? Then it'd be like bobbing for balls which sounds really dirty. But I'd be down for that. Bobbing for boobs, that is.

Maybe you should come see that for yourself.

How am I changing that exactly?

- Pritchard

[Magdalena Crivelli]

Pricthard,

Teasing is too much fun. Catch me at dinner and maybe I'll have a different answer for you.

How do you not know what bobbing for apples is? It's a game... you fill a tub with water and put a bunch of apples in it. Then people have to get an apple out using their teeth only. Bobbing for balls? Really, Pritchard, really? If I'm ever near your balls, I'm going to bite them.

Oh, sweetie, you'll have to pull down your trousers because I can't see anything bulging.

You'll figure it out.

- Crivelli

[Nate Pritchard]

Crivelli,

Did you mean to misspell my name? Because trust me when I say that you're not the first one to come up with the name 'Pricthard' though next time drop the 't' and replace it with a 'k' you'll be set.

Only because I'm bored and I want a shag already

I was too cool to play games like that as a kid. Eli and I played catch the gnome instead with the garden gnomes... we used to sword fight as well... we didn't do any of this bobbing for apples shit. Bite them? That sounds sexy, love.

Didn't realise you were looking for something in the first place.

I guess so. I am a Ravenclaw...

- Nate

[Magdalena Crivelli]

Prick,

I didn't actually. I was in a rush. Flirting with another guy. I took your advice, but I left off the "ard". Hope you don't mind! xxx

Catch the gnome is better than bobbing for apples? Damn, I'm so glad I grew up muggle. I couldn't imagine a more boring game than catch the gnome. Sword fights are pretty cool, though. I guess I can let that one slide.

Nate, you do realize that if I bite your balls, it's going to hurt? If you're into that, I guess I could be, too - but only because I want to see you in the fetal position on the ground, writhing in pain. Not because I actually want to have your dick or your balls in my mouth.

I'm full of surprises.

You don't sound too convinced, Pritchard.

- Crivelli

[Nate Pritchard]

Crivelli,

No worries, love. Don't mind at all. I've been called worse.

How the hell is bobbing for apples better than catch the gnome? Those things fucking bite you if they get the chance. It's the whole suspense of the thing. Our sword fights were the best. We used to use the brooms in the backyard.

Yeah, but you realise that I'd actually have to do something pretty awesome to convince you to be on your knees in front of me, right? It'd be worth it... and I wouldn't let you near there straight away. They'd have to be a bit of feeling up first, love.

Full of surprises? Full of shit, more like.

Nah, I'm pretty convinced.

- Pritchard

[Magdalena Crivelli]

Pritchard,

I don't doubt it.

Alright, dude, maybe it's not more exciting, but it's a lot more dangerous. You can pass out if you don't come up for air. Not that that's ever happened to me before, of course. You used brooms for sword fights? Damn, you were sheltered. Muggles use actual knives.

Yes, you would. So you'd better start brainstorming, because it's going to take a lot of convincing. I can feel them up with my tongue.

Well, I would be full of cock if you were better at seducing girls.

- Crivelli

[Nate Pritchard]

Crivelli,

What kind of moron drowns themselves trying to get apples out of a tub? We were kids... it's not as if we could actually get real swords to fight. Jesus.

Who said I was going to be the one to be felt up first? I always make sure the chick's all satisfied before she does anything for me. Fair's fair.

Good point.

- Pritchard

[Magdalena Crivelli]

Pirtchard,

What kind of get bitten by garden gnomes - willingly?

Oooh, now you're talking. Tell me more.

- Crivelli

[Nate Pritchard]

Crivelli,

It was a 50/50 chance to get bitten and we don't die from it. So we're not as stupid as people who drown trying to bob for apples.

You need a play by play description? Whatever happened to being caught up in the moment?

- Pritchard