Oberlin

[Sebastian Nott]

ooc. - he slipped this to her at dinner nice and subtly because he's one crafty mofo.
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Oberlin,

What was the name of that guy you brought to my party, again? The one with his hands all over you. The less hot version of me.

You look really fit by the way

Sebastian

[Devyn Oberlin]

(OOC - i'm screaming!)
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Nott,

Oh, you mean Fritz Towler? Yeah, he's an excellent shag. Way better than you could ever be. Why do you ask? Jealous?

Stop crossing shit out. It's not cute.

Devyn

[Sebastian Nott]

Oberlin,

Oh, right. Like you actually did him. We both know you wouldn't go so far to make me jealous. You have all that self-respect that's just so inconvenient in a girl. And I'm not jealous, because I actually did have a great shag that night, unlike you.

You know you think I'm adorable. Did you like my bunny suit? I liked your dress.

Sebastian

[Devyn Oberlin]

Nott,

Yes, I did. I'm sure you'd thoroughly enjoy photographic evidence of it, but that's something you're not going to get. On second thought, I really should've let you come along for a threesome, but I couldn't be bothered. Just not interested, you know?

Congratulations on the sex. It's not like it's news or anything considering you're fucking someone practically every hour of the day, but whatever lets you sleep at night.

You looked ridiculous. And if that's some sort of backhanded compliment, I'm not going to say thank you, because I know I looked good and I don't need you of all people to tell me it.

Devyn

[Sebastian Nott]

Oberlin,

You have photographic evidence? Well, give it, then, because that's the only way I'll believe you. And a threesome would have been fantastic, you could've joined my date and I. Or you could've not brought what's his face, and you could've been my date fuck buddy for the night.

It wasn't just sex, it was fantastic sex. Mind-blowing, you know? Oh, hang on, you wouldn't know anything about mind-blowing sex, since you haven't had sex with me yet. And don't be ridiculous. I don't sleep at night. I'm too busy having sex.

I looked sexy and adorable and you were attracted to me more than you ever have been before and very tempted to cast off your dress and hurl yourself at me and we both know it very well.

And don't pretend you're not happy I'm telling you you looked fit.

Sebastian

[Devyn Oberlin]

Nott,

Shut the fuck up. Just shut the fuck up for once, would you? Do you ever talk about anything other than sex? Do you ever think about anything other than sex?

Again, congratulations on the sex with What's-Her-Face. Eva Faraday, wasn't it? That bitch Bitch took my middle name. Originality is not a thing that exists anymore.

I was actually zero percent attracted to you, just to clear that up.

Nothing you say makes me happy. Everything you say makes me want to kill myself because absolute bastards like you think they can do whatever they want.

Devyn

[Sebastian Nott]

Oberlin,

No, not really. That's normal, though! Teenage boys and that. Hormones. It's healthy. Ish. I think I might think about it a bit more. But that's all beside the point. And the point is, you didn't have sex with Towler the night of the party because you really want to have sex with me and we both know it.

Eva Faraday, that's the one! She's a model. And, in case you were wondering, her body is amazing. Do I detect a hint of jealousy?

I don't understand why you'd give me head in an Ice Cream Parlour but not be attracted to me. Were you just bored or something?

Well, obviously I can't, what with your constant refusal of sex with me. I'm determined not to give up though.

Sebastian

[Devyn Oberlin]

Nott,

Whatever. You can't be sure what I did and didn't do because we both also know perfectly well that you want to bang me, but that didn't stop you from doing Faraday.

Good for her. If she's got such a great body then you probably shouldn't be sitting at the Slytherin table making eyes at me, it'd be best if you just go off to find her so you two can have some more sex. Seems fair.

Why Yeah, I was terribly bored, not that it's any of your business.

Try harder.

Devyn

[Sebastian Nott]

Oberlin,

Yes, but I am a sex god. I'm practically obliged to have sex with other girls. It wouldn't be fair if I just concentrated on one or two. That simply wouldn't do the girls of Hogwarts, I'm afraid. And speaking of banging you, if you haven't noticed, everyone's here. At dinner. And nobody's up in my dormitory. Thus meaning no-one is in my bed at this present moment. Are you catching my drift? I'm trying to be subtle in case this note gets intercepted.

I'm sure your body is just as great. But of course, I can't really say anything until I've seen you fully naked, which I haven't yet. It's very frustrating, the way you keep stopping us right before we get to the good part in each one of our encounters.

Well, just so you know, I love it when you're bored.

You know how much I want you. What else do you want me to do? It's very rude, you know, keeping me hanging refusing to have sex with me. Anyone else would be thrilled at the offer.

Sebastian

P.S. Would you mind passing the butter down here? Cheers.

[Devyn Oberlin]

Nott,

If that's what you think is being subtle then I really wouldn't like to see you being obvious. Speaking of which, Damien is obnoxiously trying to read your notes over my shoulder and I'm not going to take responsibility if he accidentally happens to see anything you've written, just a head's up.

How charming. You could start by stopping that thing you do where you objectify me because of my body. It's getting you nowhere.

Well, just so you know, you're a twat.

Actually, it's not rude at all, because I'm allowed to refuse to have sex with you. Don't act so wounded. If anyone else would be thrilled, then go ahead and bang anyone else. It's that simple.

Devyn

P.S. Yes, I would mind. Get it yourself.

[Sebastian Nott]

Oberlin,

I really do not understand why you think I care if Damien finds out I want to bang you. Anyways, I think he already knows. And if you were really going to let him know, you'd have told him way earlier. I don't think he'd be mightily impressed with you if he found out how naughty you've been being! What with not only getting it on with me but allegedly doing Fritz Towler.

And anyway, Damien owes me.

Please feel to objectify me because of my body! I don't mind. It's truly a fantastic body. I'm not even going to lie, I'd totally do me if I wasn't me. I honestly astound myself with my own hotness sometimes.

Well, just so you know, you give great blowjobs. And you're a bitch. But great blowjobs.

But I am wounded. Not only do you refuse to have sex with me, but you don't even have the decency to tell me how adorable I looked in my bunny costume. And after me giving you all these great compliments! I'm too lovely for my own good.

Sebastian

P.S. RUDE.

[Devyn Oberlin]

Nott,

Whoops, I must have missed the memo that lets me in on how Damien owns me all of a sudden and has any say whatsoever in who I sleep with! He'd only be unimpressed because you have chlamydia or something, don't you? Don't start whining, either, because those STI jokes are never going to get old.

For what?

Your complete lack of decency is also astounding.

Look, I'm getting really tired of this. I don't want to talk to you. I don't want to have sex with you. So just leave me alone, okay? It won't take you long to get over it. Find someone else to pester.

Devyn

P.S. Fuck off.

[Sebastian Nott]

Oberlin,

He just owes

Why will you not

I know you want to

I don't think you even fully realise how hot you are when you're being a bitch to me.

Sebastian

P.S. Not happening anytime soon. I'm going to haunt you forever.

[Devyn Oberlin]

Nott,

Still crossing shit out? Stay classy.

I don't even think you understand how much I want nothing to do with you.

Devyn

P.S. Cool, let's see how long you last.

[Sebastian Nott]

Oberlin,

Don't turn me on during dinner

Are you acting like even more of a bitch on purpose just to make me think you're fit?

Anyways, like I said before, my dormitory is empty and I'd love to give you a tour of it. Even though, in fairness, that time you came in for your little viewing of me coming out of the shower you did see most of it. But I expect you were a bit too preoccupied to notice fully. You didn't even get to see how comfy my bed is.

Sebastian

P.S. I love a challenge.