Dominique

[Lachlan Creevey]

Dominique,

Look, I'm getting really tired of this. I know why you're pissed off and I'm sorry. I was a dick. I get it. Can we just be friends again? Because I miss you a lot. If you still want to destroy me, that's cool. But I just wanted you to know how I feel. How you take it is up to you.

Oh, and before you starting bitching about how I don't have the balls to say all of this to your face - save it. I've been looking for an opportunity to talk to you for ages but you're so busy being Quidditch Captain that I hardly see you anymore.

Love,
Lachlan

[Dominique Weasley]

La Cree Creeve Lachlan, Creevey,

Can we just take a moment and appreciate the fact that I am Gryffindor Quidditch Captain? Add that to the fact that I am Dominique Weasley. Put those together and you basically get Queen of the World.

You're right. You were a dickhead. A complete and utter dickhead. I don't think I've ever met a bigger dickhead in my life. You're in the same league as Scorpius Malfoy and Sebastian Nott. And they're the biggest dickheads I've ever had the misfortune to come across. And you're also a pussy, because you didn't say this to my face and you gave me a worthless excuse.

It doesn't really make up for anything, this letter.You really hurt me But you did used to be my best friend. That doesn't disappear overnight.

So. We'll see how it goes.

Dominique

P.S. Can we just take another moment to appreciate the fact that I am Gryffindor Quidditch Captain?

[Lachlan Creevey]

Dominique,

Whatever. It's not like you had any competition for Quidditch Captain at all. The spot was yours regardless. But yeah, congratulations and everything. Your life is made.

Actually, Malfoy and Nott are not in any league. And if they were, I wouldn't be a part of it. Ohhhhh, and you did write back to me, and I didn't think you would so that counts for something. Boom.

Wait, so does that mean you sort of, kind of, partially accept my apology, or no?

Love,
Lachlan

P.S. Do you brag about that to anyone who'll listen, or is it just me you're choosing to victimize?

[Dominique Weasley]

Creevey,

Of course the spot was mine regardless. That doesn't mean I can't gloat. You owe me this gloating, you know you do. And not only do I get to gloat, it also means I get to go down in history as the best Quidditch Captain the school has ever seen.

I don't think we can fix this We can't fix this, Lachlan We really really can't I don't even know if I like you anymore

I think you should make a better apology. The first one was a bit lame. Come on. Blow me away with an apology. You want me to be your friend again, yeah? So put a bit of effort into the apology or I'll hit you over the head with my broomstick.

Dominique

P.S. I always choose to victimise you.

[Lachlan Creevey]

Dominique,

I don't owe you anything but We'll see how it goes. I'm sure you don't need me to tell you that you're going to be great for you to think that you're going to be great, so why are we having this conversation?

You're not going to be blown away by anything I say no matter what, let's face it. You just want me to make a fool out of myself. But alright, here goes nothing except my self-respect - Dominique, you are actually the sweetest person I've ever met I CAN'T DO THIS I'M CHOKING and of course I'm the opposite which is why we so unfortunately seem to clash all the time, but I'd really like to put all of those nasty disputes behind us and once again have the honour of addressing you as one of my best friends if you'd fancy that?

Is that good enough?

Love,
Lachlan

P.S. Really? I hadn't noticed.

[Dominique Weasley]

Creevey,

You brought up the fact that I got Quidditch Captain, so you can live with the consequences. And of course I'm going to be great. More compliments. Just throw as many as you can at me.

You make a fool of yourself without any help required, Creevey. And that's okay, but I think you should have another paragraph about my stunning good looks. And then another one about my wit and charm. And another about my skill on the Quidditch Pitch.

Dominique

P.S. I'll have to work harder at torturing you then.

[Lachlan Creevey]

Dominique,

Fair warning that I'm running out of compliments. Besides, you usually end up hitting me if I compliment you too much, so I'm going to stay on the safe side here and just stop. Hopefully you don't mind too much. Get someone else to compliment you, yeah? I'm sure there's loads of guys after you these days.

I would write about your stunning good looks and wit and charm and Quidditch skills but unfortunately I can't for reasons that I've stated in the above paragraph.

Love,
Lachlan

P.S. You do that.