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[Aidan O'Banion]

Chris,

You don't love me. I have decided this since you ignored me all summer. Shame.

Also, for my birthday on the twelfth (which you should know), Louis decided to put a ribbon around your neck and claim you as my dog.

You can do tricks right?

-Aidan

PS. Hope you're alive by the way. I wouldn't know.

[Christopher De Luca]

Aidan,

In which case, I thank you for breaking my ignoration of you. Sincerely. I'll also take the time to remind you that I might have thought you were ignoring me right up until this letter...

Okay, cool. Question: does this mean I still have to get you a gift then? I mean, technically, I am the gift, right?

I can do a lot of tricks, yeah. Have you ever seen a dog do a back flip before?

- Chris

P.S. I'm not alive. This is me in ghost-form replying to you.

[Aidan O'Banion]

Chris,

You're most welcome. And of course I wasn't! Can't ignore Chris, that's just insane. Besides, unless forced you know I never leave my bed. And seeing as I turn seventeen on the twelfth, I'm not yet legal to summon the pen and parchment to me. There was nothing I could do. So I went back to sleep.

Well, that depends on how good of a dog you are. We'll see.

Yes, I have. Sorry, you'll have to come up with something new and fresh. But, just to be sure, lets start with the basics. Can you sit? Rollover? Speak?

-Aidan

PS. Oh are you now? Are you going to haunt me for eternity? Also if you're a ghost, how are you going to wear the ribbon Louis bought? And you can always go keep Myrtle company now.

[Christopher De Luca]

Aidan,

Oh, right! Makes sense. I've mostly just be hanging around, watching bad TV with my sister... we ran out of ink, I think. Haha, that rhymes. But anyways, I'm not seventeen either so it takes effort to write letters!

I'll make an excellent dog, thank you very much.

Something new and fresh? Shit, man. I hope you don't expect me to mark my territory. I can sit, roll-over and speak all in five seconds. What else? Come at me, bro.

- Chris

P.S. I am. To all of those questions. I'm not quite sure how I'll wear the ribbon Louis bought me? Maybe we can just pretend... or wonder why Louis had ribbon in the first place. Myrtle loves me so sure, why not?

[Aidan O'Banion]

Chris,

See? Someone at least accepts my laziness! I knew we were friends for a reason. You're a poet and didn't even know it. Also, why are you watching bad tv? Isn't there any good ones around?

Also if you ran out of ink, how are you writing to me? Excuses! You should have just left it with the "it takes effort" and you would have been excused. But no.

Like I said, we'll see. And please do not mark your territory. I rather you not piss around our dorm, thanks. And I have a hard one for you. Can you, Chris De Luca, play dead?

-Aidan

PS. At least be a good ghost? Like a guardian ghost! Protect me from...everything. And we'll work that out because if you can write, you can wear a ribbon. The ribbon is a must if you are to be a proper dog. As to why he has it....I really dunno. Maybe he has a collection he never told us about.