Aggs

[jason]

Hello beautiful,

Miss me? Hope so, because I miss you. No really though. Where have you been, Sunshine? It's like almost the end of summer and I haven't heard a word. If you are tying to break my heart...well you came close.

How are you and are you alive?

Jason

[Aggy Bass]

Hey gorgeous!

Of course I missed you! I'm always missing Jason, every single moment of every single day. <3 I've been cooped up inside my house, absolutely bored to death because I've had nothing to do except listen to my mother telling me my behaviour is atrocious and not respectable. It's been a beautiful thing.

I am fantastic, as always, and alive and kickin'! How have you been?

Lots of love,
Aggy

[jason]

Sunshine,

You have? That warms my cold heart. Every moment? Now you are just flattering me I know it. You have Damien for that, though I know I'm more gorgeous of course.

Your behavior is not respectable? Rubbish! You are practically the queen behavior wise. My mum has been in a crying fit all summer. Something about my last year and birds. I dunno. I barely listen anymore. I'm just going to assume she's talking about flamingos.

I am so relieved you are alive. I mean, I still wasn't sure when I got this letter. Don't know where I would be without some Sunshine in my life. I've been bored. So very bored. Not even a frog attack can entertain me here. I think I might be dying of boredom. That is possible right?

Jason

[Aggy Bass]

Gorgeous,

Of course I have! But that's true, not every moment. Every second moment. My lovely Damien comes before the rest of you, sorry. Mainly because he's the one I love and all that kind of stuff. How's your love life going by the way?

I know! But according to my mother, it's not quite up to par with how a proper Pureblood girl should act... apparently I should act more like... I don't even know. Damien's little sister Ella? Aw, bless! Your mother's such a sweetheart.

Oh, of course. Because getting letters from dead people are such a common occurrence. You wouldn't be alive without some Sunshine in your life, sorry to inform you, lovely. I think so. That's probably why old people always die - not from like being sick or whatever but for being bored with living so long.

Lots of love,
Aggy

[jason]

You are my Sunshine,

Song for the day right there.

Oh of course. We are only second best to him. I really hope you don't forget us little people when you two run off on a rainbow. Ha, my love life? Non existent at the moment. How sad is that? Though I'm pretty sure our local librarian has a thing for me. What can I say, even eighty year old women find me gorgeous. But other than Mrs. Haggs nothing. It's really depressing.

Psh, I don't believe in all that. Who cares? Besides, you are already practically the queen who is going to run off on a rainbow with Malfoy. I don't see the problem. I can see her face, I just can't put a personality to it. Oh and my mum...Yeah I guess. So emotional sometimes. When I got home she didn't let go of my neck for hours.

It is though. Telling you, it happens. And no, I would be dead without my Sunshine. It's just tragic to picture it any other way.

Okay I'm dying of boredom.

Jason

[Aggy Bass]

Gorgeous,

Song for the "day"? No, babe. That's your song forever.

I'm sorry, but yes. Only second best. When you guys can manage to so some of the unspeakable things he can do then you'll become my favourites. I wish I could run off on a rainbow... that'd be brilliant.

Non-existent? Oh, you're so coming with me to Chloe and Seb's party. I'll find you a girl. Matchmaker Aggy in the house! Your eighty year old librarian has a thing for you? I hope you let her down gently. Old women are almost always sweet if they're librarians... not that I'd know, really. I don't go to the library except to snog.

I am the Queen, that's true. No point in denying it. Who's face? Ella's? She's like the epitome of Pureblood girl, I reckon. Very respectable and scary. But that's sweet! My mum barely touches me, haha. I want a mum that clings onto me like a rag doll.

I believe you.

Do something fun then. Go play a board game with your mum.

Lots of love,
Aggy

[jason]

Sunshine,

Oh my mistake. It's the song of my life, how could I be so stupid? You should punish me.

Shame. Some of the unspeakable things? What is he secretly Spiderman and you can't speak of it? That's it, isn't it? I mean, I'm sure I could always give it a shot. Anything for you, Sunshine. Oh and me too. Rainbow and clouds. Imagine if you could lay down on a fluffy cloud without freezing and falling to your death.

It's so sad. They are having a party? Hmm, didn't hear about it. But alright, sounds like a plan to me! Gets me out. Oh and you do that. I would love some action to return to my dull life. Work your magic.

Don't you worry, I did. My middle name is Gentle. Take that anyway you like, by the way. And I wouldn't say they are all sweet...She threw a book at my mate's head once. But yes, she has been checking me out I know it. Snogging is always a great hobby for libraries. Actually, it's great for anywhere.

That you are. Queen Sunshine. Glad you finally accept your royal potential. Yeah. I know what she looks like but I've never really talked to her. She's scary? How on earth is she scary? Well then you most certainly can't act like her. I still need my Sunshine. I'm sure if you met my mum, she would strangle you in a hug first meeting. There is plenty to go around.

What's fun? I'm still waiting on cookies from Pete. And board games with my mum? I know I mentioned she was emotional but when she plays any competitive game she will bite your head off to win. Any other ideas?

Jason

PS. What kind of party is it? Any specific dress code and shit?

[Aggy Bass]

Jason baby,

I know, right? You're a Ravenclaw, for Merlin's sake so smarten up!

Whos Spiderman? But yes, unspeakable things. Let's go with Spiderman for now, whoever or whatever that is. Clouds are cold? I always just assumed they were warm and fluffy like marshmallows. Yum.

They are, yep! And good, we have a plan. My magic is fantastically awesome and I will ensure you score by the end of the night, don't you worry!

That's sweet. Gentle as in... gentle lover? Because, trust me, you're not that gentle when you snog. I've been on the end of it and you're very enthusiastic which doesn't exactly equate to gentleness. Really? That's priceless! She was probably jealous of your mate. Snogging in a library is really hot... and yes, it's great anywhere and everywhere. I'd take snogging in a gutter for Merlin's sake!

I've always accepted my royal potential because I'm a supermegafoxyawesomehot blonde. She's scary. She hates me. She's best friends with the angry Weasley girl so she obviously hangs out with not the nicest of crowds. I want to meet your mum now! I've been lacking cuddles lately. *insert frowny face*

Fun is something that people with a life have, darling. You're getting cookies from Pete? I want cookies from Pete! Well... you could always bake together for your Sunshine if you want?

Love,
Aggy

P.S. Fancy dress. I'm going as a pirate wench.

[jason]

Queen Sunshine,

Hey! I try, that should count for something! I still dun understand that, but I guess I am just bloody brilliant.

He's this guy with spider powers and a mask. You know, he is just pure awesome. And I knew Damien was! I knew it! And yes, they are cold but I wish they were like marshmallows. I would eat them all day.

I like this plan and the fact that you said I would score just makes things ten times better. Now I'm all in.

If you want to take it that way, babe. Oh and true, but that's only because you were pretty enthusiastic yourself if I remember correctly. But you know I'm an amazing snogger at least, much like yourself. And yes she did. I died of laughter right there. See, that's what I thought! She just wanted me all to herself with no one around, it brings a tear to my eye. I'd take a little more than snogging if we are talking gutter wise.

Good and supermegawhaty? Oh! What's that Weasley girls name...Lola? Something like that. Wait no, Lucy. Oh okay that makes much more sense. Yeah don't be like her, stay strong Sunshine. You should oh and I can always fix that problem you know.

Is it really? Does this mean I have no life whatsoever? Correction: I have cookies from Pete and I already ate half of them. They. Are. So. Good. I would Sunshine, but that is too much effort.

Jason

PS. I approve of that costume so much. Now I just have to decide what to come as.

[Aggy Bass]

Gorgeous Jason,

Maybe the hat decided to have some kind of... malfunction when he was placed upon your head? That'd explain it at least!

Spider powers and a mask? What do you mean spider powers? Can he make webs? This is confusing. Oh, no! But what if they're near the sun? Are they hot then? I've always imagined them as warm and fluffy. Not cold and fluffy. Those words don't mix.

Yes. Good.

I'm always enthusiastic with everything! I'm the best snogger in the world, it's true... and I'm a Hufflepuff so I tell no lies. She sounds pretty badass... I don't know why you wouldn't want that sexy eighty year old body all for yourself if she's just putting it out there. Come to think of it, I agree. I wouldn't have sex in a gutter though. Maybe a bit of feeling up but that's it really.

Just... supermegafoxyawesomehot. I shall be strong. I'll fight against my mother's wishes forever. I demand cuddles next time I see you.

Kind of. But I have no life either at the moment to be honest. I really want a cookie now but we don't have junk food in my house and I finished off the last of my chocolate three days ago. I am STARVING.

Love,
Aggy

P.S. Where's the love, Jason? WHERE IS THE LOVE?

P.P.S. I look awfully sexy in it. I'm planning on seducing Damien there so I'm afraid I may ditch you half-way through, sorry. You should come as my pirate or my pimp. Either one is good with me.

[jason]

Beautiful Sunshine,

That...Or you can just accept I'm bloody brilliant in everything I do of course.

Yes he can. He can shoot out webs and swing from buildings and pretty much be a complete badass. And no, the clouds don't get hot near the sun. The farther in the atmosphere they are, the colder they are. And no, those words don't go together. I with they were warm and fluffy.

That is a fair point and why I call you Sunshine. Second best snogger, you are talking to the best right here I'm afraid. I'm not saying you are lying...Just that you are wrong. You think I should have gone for it? She was practically throwing herself at me. Maybe next time I go there I'll take advantage of it. No see, if I have to be in the gutter I'm going all the way or not at all because personally I rather not be in there.

I'm stealing that word from you. Cuddle buddies?

Why don't you have junk food? That's a form of torture you can report right there, just saying. You know who holds junk food from people? The devil. Go buy some cookies then! You are requiring me to move from the couch at this point.

LOVE,
Jason

PS. THERE! I showed you the love, is that better?

PPS. As long as you set me up with someone before you run off to shag your boyfriend in the gutter, then it's all good. I could because I like this pimp idea. Whatever it will be it will be epic.

[Aggy Bass]

Jolly Jason,

Or that. I might decide to be nice one day and just agree with you.

That's pretty cool! That's just confusing. I don't like confusing stuff. I'm much more of a straight-forward kinda gal which is why I'm proudly failing all my classes except for Divination. Divination's pretty easy. Life would be better if they were warm and fluffy.

I thought it was because of my beautiful blonde hair. Haha, no, just ask anyone in my year you've snogged as well and they'll say I'm a much better kisser than you are. You totally should have gone for it! Make that old woman's life while she still has one. But gutter's are dirty and though sex can be dirty, I don't think that's the kind of dirty you want.

Definitely cuddle buddies!

Because my mother's the devil. I have to swindle away all the sugar quills I can lay my hands on before I get home for the holidays... I have no money for cookies. I spent it all on new clothes.

Lots of love,
Aggy

P.S. Much better, thank you!

P.P.S. I won't be shagging him in the gutter, just in the bathroom. Or in one of the massive Nott rooms since they have like a thousand of them! But I'll find someone for you, no worries. You better be on par with my outfit!

[jason]

Sunny Sunshine,

Or you could just except the truth and just admit that I am brilliant. Now would be good.

It's not too confusing. He got bit by a spider and got powers and muggles are just odd. You are failing all your classes? Oh Aggs...Well, at least we know you have The Sight. So what does my future hold Madame Aggy?

Well that too but your personality just went right along with it, Huffie. Also, your year is my year, Sunshine. We are both coming to the end of the road. Oh no they won't, they will pick me. Besides you forget that I have an advantage. You're taking so snogging them to refresh their memory is out of the question. As for me on the other hand, I'm a free agent.

I should have. Hell she could have been a freak in bed with eighty years of experience, what was I thinking passing that up? Hey it was either snog or shag in a ditch and I would pick shag. It only makes sense. Oh and I love this cuddle buddy idea. When can we start?

That is so cruel that you should love me forever for sending you a piece of chocolate from my sisters stash, cuddle buddy. And why would you waste beautiful food money on clothes? Shame.

J Love Jason

PS. Sheesh so demanding, Sunshine.

PPS. Oh lovely. See I would pick the room. Less chance of disaster. And alright Sunshine. So that means beautiful butterfly is out of the question?

[Aggy Bass]

Jason Jelly,

That's another option, true. Never going to happen though. As much as I love you.

Muggles are weird. I'm failing all my classes, yes! But I don't really need to pass - I just need to know the useful spells. When is potions ever going to help me? I plan on getting an average job where the NEWT's don't matter. Madame Aggy's crystal ball refuses to help you.

That's true! Hufflepuffs are just plain awesome. I meant to write our year, not mine... whoops! Oh gosh, don't remind me. I'm going to start crying when it gets down to the last month. True... but my snogs are so memorable that even if you refresh their memory with your own, they'll still choose me. They'll never get a better snog in their life, sorry to say.

Yes, Jason, what were you thinking?! Those weren't the only choices... though does it count as sex if you don't go all the way? I'm not sure. We can start as soon as we see each other! We'll be epic cuddle buddies, yeah?

Thank you! That chocolate was delicious! Now I just have to convince you to send me some sugar quills and I'll be fantastic! Because clothes are also beautiful and even though I could walk around naked and be worshipped, I prefer wearing nice clothes.

Lots of love,
Aggy

P.S. It's the only way to get things done around here!

P.P.S. Yes, but bathroom sex would be so exciting! We're awesome so we wouldn't get caught... plus, I'd charm the door so it was locked. Not at all! Beautiful butterfly is definitely in as one of the options!

[jason]

Sunshine Funtime?

I think it should happen. It's not healthy to live in denial, Sunshine. It's okay, I at least know you think it.

They are, but some of the things they create and very entertaining. And you don't need to? What kind of useful spels are we talking here? How to make pigs fly? Or how to make Sugar quills appear? But that could always work. I plan on wrestling with plants. They are vicious things, I'm telling you. Also that's cruel. You can't keep my future all to yourself!

Yep,it seems you forget we have known each other since first year. Shame on you. And no crying! We got this. And I disagree strongly with that. You can't even forget my snogs. You know why? Because they are so amazing. Trust me, they'll choose me. Sorry to break it to you, Sunshine.

I know, I know. I blew an epic bang. I'm beating myself up for it right now.

No that's almost sex. Or as I like to put it "Rejected Sex" or "The sex of the Teaser". I have more, but those are the main ones.. And I like this idea cuddle buddy. So start at the party, right?

You're welcome and this is the part where I would say you owe me, but you already promised to be cuddle buddies...Oh I dunno. That no clothing option sounded a bit better to me, I think. I would not mind that at all. Nope.

Jason

PS. You know until someone pisses on themselves while you two are banging away. And I thought about it. I was so tempted for the butterfly but I went with Dread Pirate Roberts.