Dear Shay,

[Molly Weasley II]

Alright sexy,

Be my date to the Nott party? We'll be the fittest couple in the room by miles and everyone will be really jealous and also I can't remember the names of anyone I've slept with this summer so I can't ask any of them and I can't turn up alone obviously.

What say you fancypants?

xxxxxxxx
Molly

[Shay Thomas]

Molly-Wolly,

Thought you’d never ask, bitch! I agree, we’re going to be the sexiest ones there, hands down. The anticipation of it is life ruining. Even if someone else would’ve asked me already this would be the point where I’d turn them down politely because there’s nothing like going to a party like going to a party and getting smashed with the greatest date (that would be you) of all time.

Love,
Shay xxx

P.S. What d’you reckon we go as? I'm fresh out of ideas as I'm currently hungover.