Devyn

[Devyn Oberlin]

You shut up.

Well, it was a compliment. And thanks again, you're like the only one I've told about them so far. Mum and Dad just wouldn't care that I did almost perfectly.

If it's someone like Sebastian or Lachlan I'll kill myself Congrats on that master plan, because of course she'll say yes to you. What're you going to bribe her with, idiot?

Damien's being Damien. I don't write to him much because I hate it when people write back to me when they're high, but I've seen him a few times the last time being when I told him about you being bisexual and still fancying me and he's alright.

Devyn

[Louis Weasley]

Good comeback.

Really? You should tell people - aren't you proud of them?! If I'd got all Os except one E, I'd be telling everyone.

Okay, maybe bribe was the wrong word. Maybe blackmail would be more accurate. I'm sure I can think of things I know about her that she wouldn't want the rest of the school knowing...

Oh, I'll try and remember you don't like high letters next time I'm tempted to send you one... That's good, I guess. I never hear from him at all, so you're doing better than me.

Louis

[Devyn Oberlin]

As always.

Yeah, I'm proud, but no one else will be. There's always something more important for people to care about.

Alright, you do that. Even if you convince her to give Damien the shittier ones, you still have to switch shifts with me if you get better ones than I do. That's not up for debate.

Yes, because you get high and tempted to send me letters all the time. Don't take it personally, Damien's an arse. He's terrible at keeping in touch with people, so it's not your fault.

Devyn

[Louis Weasley]

Nobody can beat the quality of our comebacks.

Of course they would be! Have you tried? I'm proud of you anyway.

Okay, whatever. I don't care which shifts I get so long as they don't interfere with Quidditch practice.

I do, I'm a junkie, didn't you realise? How come Damien's getting high so much recently anyway? Where's he even getting the stuff from?

Louis

[Devyn Oberlin]

For once, you're right.

I don't want to bother - I know my parents aren't interested. It's cool. I don't care. At least you're proud of me.

Quidditch is terrible.

KNEW IT. I dunno, he's been weird lately. Distant, even. I'd say he steals it from his brother but I'm actually not too sure.

Devyn