hey sexy / EVA

[Sebastian Nott]

Hey Sexy,

It's the man of your dreams. Of everyone's dreams, actually, but whatever. You know about the party Rose and I are throwing, yeah? Fancy being my date? I'll give you the grand tour of the Manor. The last stop is my bedroom.

Seb.

[Eva Faraday]

Stud,

No, not whatever. Being the man of everyone's dreams is very important. Don't dismiss it.

I'm aware of the party - I RSVPed to Rose earlier. I would love to be your date, handsome. You should pick me up, though, to make it seem more real, you know?

I'd prefer the grand tour of your body, but whatever strikes your fancy.

- Eva

[Sebastian Nott]

Sexy,

Very true. I like the way you think. Been dreaming of me recently?

I might have to pick you up a bit early - can I convince you to help be on the decorating committee? I'll pay you back later. Promise.

You can have that tour free of charge, whenever you want.

Seb.

P.S. I know it says fancy dress, but d'you mind wearing something easy for me to take off? It'd be more convenient.

[Eva Faraday]

Stud,

I dream of you always. I know you dream of me, too.

I guess I could help out. So long as the return favor is something similar. Like decorating your bedroom floor with our clothes.

You're so generous.

- Eva

P.S. I'm sure I can figure something out and still make it look amazing.

[Sebastian Nott]

Sexy,

Of course I do. You, naked and waiting in my bedroom. Fancy turning dreams into reality?

Now you're talking. How did you know that's my favourite type of decorating? And I know that I'm generous. I'm the giving sort. For example, I'm prepared to give you the night of your life on August 30th.

Seb.

P.S. I look forward to it.

[Eva Faraday]

Stud Muffin,

Do I fancy turning dreams into reality - do you have to ask?

Lucky guess, I suppose. But it's mine as well, so I just assumed that you had to be all over that. Very giving. Your specialty is giving orgasms - you're the giver of climaxing. I don't think anyone could be more generous.

I can't wait to have you rock my world.

- Eva

P.S. Do you prefer a lady in heels, wedges or flats?

[Sebastian Nott]

Sexy,

It was merely a formality.

Glad I've found someone who understands me at last - the term 'selfish bastard' is so inaccurate in so many different ways. As we've established, I'm a very giving person. And generous with my speciality.

Nobody can.

Seb.

P.S. Heels.

[Eva Faraday]

Stud,

A formality? Actually, it was kind of sweet, looking back. I don't know how people can say you're not a gentleman.

What can I say - I'm the understanding sort. We'll prove all of those people wrong, then. They'll wish they'd been nice to you. Look at all of the positive adjectives we've found already to describe you. Shall we continue?

- Eva

[Sebastian Nott]

Sexy,

Speaking of my loveliness, I've decided to dress as an angel. Fancy being a devil and corrupting me? And when I say be a devil, I'm suggesting you just wear lingerie and devil horns.

Seb.

[Eva Faraday]

Stud,

You, an angel? Ha! But, of course, I would love to dress up as a devil and corrupt you. Though it's more likely to be the other way around.

I'll take your suggestion, but make it into my own creation. At the night's end, your angel wings will be no more.

- Eva

[Sebastian Nott]

Sexy,

There has been a slight change of plan. Instead of an angel, I'm going to be a pink fluffy bunny, ears and paws included. You can still be a devil, though, and seduce me out of my bunny suit? And then...nibble my carrot?

Seb

[Eva Faraday]

Stud,

Slight change? Right.

If it weren't for you face or the "nibble my carrot" bit, I would have told you to get a new date.

I now, however, may be in a bit more of a rush to get you out of your suit. Hope you don't mind.

- Eva