Fritz

[Fritz Towler]

Devyn,

It doesn't suck too badly. I've got other ladies begging me.

A blunt, usually. Would you like one?

Well, you never know. Rose and Chloe are close, aren't they? One could assume.... Anyway. That's very sweet of them. Maybe we should throw one for you. Though, with your attitude, you'd need a party every week.... Twice when you're on the rag.

Yours forever,
Fritz

P.S. It's a price you have to pay, love.

[Devyn Oberlin]

Towler,

Cool, then go have sex with them and leave me alone.

Why, are you standing outside my house ready with a lit blunt?

I know what you're trying to do and you need to just stop Well, either way, I don't care. How lovely of you to be so thoughtful! Next time I'm on the rag you'll be the first one to know so you can throw me two fucking parties.

Devyn

P.S. Don't push it. But actually, when we're there, feel free to. Be over the top, I mean. We can get drunk and do whatever you want. except not really

[Fritz Towler]

Devyn,

How many times do I have to remind you that you're the one who contacted me? I'm not going to leave you alone. You can stop writing me whenever you'd like, though.

No. I could send one along with the owl, genius.

You are you don't care? And that sounds lovely! But it'll most likely be a private party, just so you're aware. Just you and me, enjoying each other's company.

- Fritz

P.S. Now you've earned my respect. Looking forward to August the 30th!

[Devyn Oberlin]

Towler,

Yes, I know that I contacted you, but not because I want to have sex with you.

Don't be a smartarse.

Oh yeah, because I enjoy your company so much already.

Devyn

P.S. You should be.

[Fritz Towler]

Devyn,

You don't want to have sex with me. You just want to make someone jealous me to be all over you at the party.

I'm always smart and I do have a nice arse....

There's nothing quite like agreeing to go on a date with a girl who insults you and hates your guts. It's a turn on, really.

- Fritz

P.S. This may be my last response for the night. I've got a date with a bottle and a blunt.

[Devyn Oberlin]

Towler,

How wonderful of you to have finally caught on to the way things are going to work!

Ha, please. Let's not.

I'm going to take that as a compliment.

Devyn

P.S. Good, that means I can go to sleep in peace.