Chris

[Louis Weasley]

Mate,

What are you doing? I want to get drunk or something, but I feel lame doing it by myself. Are you busy or d'you want to come over?

I have something I need to tell you too.

Louis

[Christopher De Luca]

Louis,

I'm watching TV with my sister. It's boring as all hell. But man, I'd love to come over. Drinking and I don't exactly have the best track record but I don't mind if it's just around you. At least I know you won't snog me or whatever.

Sounds mysterious! But righto, mate. Did you want me to bring something?

- Chris

[Louis Weasley]

Chris,

I'm avoiding one of my sisters and the other one's working all the time. So you're better than me. All I have is old Batman comics.

Yeah well, you're probably safe. Snogging and me don't have the best track record either.

Nah, it's good, I have stuff. Well, my dad does. I mean, you can bring something if you want to, but you don't need to.

Louis

[Christopher De Luca]

Louis,

You're avoiding Dom? Why? Merlin, I wish I had Batman comics. Or Spiderman. Or Superman. I'm just stuck here watching some shit show called Georgie Shawl with my sister. Who the hell calls their kid Georgie Shawl? It's almost as bad as Apple.

Oh, thank God. I mean, mate, I love you and everything and you're pretty fit and stuff but I'm not about to let myself be your gay experimentation.

Nah, dad would kill me if I ended up stealing any of his stuff.

- Chris

P.S. Did you want me to come over now or...?

[Louis Weasley]

Chris,

I used the last of the chocolate spread. I'm not sure if she's noticed yet.

Are you sure Georgie Shawl's the character and not just the name of the show? And where the hell have you met someone called Apple? Are you sure you're not thinking of the electronics corporation?

Yeah, you're all right - you're too late for that. I actually meant to tell you that to your face but how am I supposed to

My dad either doesn't notice or doesn't care. He hasn't told Mum yet anyway - I'd know if he had.

Louis

PS - yeah, feel free. I already started without you, so you'd better.

[Christopher De Luca]

Louis,

Why would they name the show Georgie Shawl though? Makes no sense. I haven't met them but I've read about someone called Apple. I'm sure it's not that Muggle electronics thing! I'd know if I were talking about a company.

Wait. What do you mean I'm too late for that? You've... wait, what? I'm flooing over right now!

- Chris