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Post by Erica Jordan on Aug 11, 2012 5:20:06 GMT -5
It's been brought to my attention that we have an unacceptable state of affairs on our hands. Or rather your hands.
Your girlfriend is bored. She has been bored all summer. This means you are doing something wrong. I mean, what's the point in having a boyfriend if he's not able to prevent boredom?
Get your act together, sweetie.
Lots of love,
Ricky Jordan xxx
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Post by James Potter on Aug 14, 2012 14:10:07 GMT -5
Ricky,
Oh, hey you! Lovely to hear from you! Yes, my holidays are lovely, thanks - how are yours?
Shit. I'm a terrible terrible boyfriend.
Dude, I'm one of those little things called adults now, with a full-time job at a proper plant place. I'm sure Cass can entertain herself - I have complete and utter faith in my girlfriend!
Surely you can go see her? But I'll owl her as soon as Augabrún gets back from finding you with this delightful little note designed especially to lighten your day!
My act is always together, honey-bunch.
Jamie.
PS- Are you going to Rose and Seb's party?
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Post by Erica Jordan on Aug 14, 2012 17:39:27 GMT -5
Jamesie-boy,
My holidays are beautiful. Yours aren't holidays though, or have you forgotten you're not going back to Hogwarts? This isn't a holiday, it's the start of the rest of your life. But anyway, my holidays. I seduced someone at work - it was great. Oh, and I was in your house the other day, but Albus was the only one in, so I missed your beautiful face.
What exactly is a 'plant place'? Are you digging your mum and dad's garden? And I'm sure she can, but wouldn't you rather watch her do it than think about it from a distance? And if you really want me to go and take care of her for you, I will. Wouldn't be the first time. I'll tell her you sent me as a present.
Clearly not, muffin-top.
Love Ricky
PS - I expect so. Lots of hot people to hook up with there.
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