Lorcan Scamander
 
Seventh Year Prefect
Played by Riss
I was called out by a choir of beautiful cheats
Posts: 103
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Post by Lorcan Scamander on Aug 9, 2012 18:27:46 GMT -5
Dominique,
Since you're a fucking lady and shit, answer me a question, please? This bloke Lachlan is being a tosser.
You think I could get laid laid if I wanted to?
I mean, I'm not bad looking at all! Better looking than that bloke after all! And I'm fun!
We should hang out soon. I miss the company of decent people!
Love,
Lorcan
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Post by Dominique Weasley on Aug 9, 2012 18:37:40 GMT -5
Lorcan,
Oh my god. Did you actually refer to me as a fucking lady. Hold the fuck up. Evacuate the school children. I swear to god I am going to laminate this goddamn letter and show it to every motherfucker who claims that I'm a guy.
Anybody can get laid if they fucking want to. You just have to find a really big slut. A female version of Lachlan. Or a girl with bad eyesight. Knock her glasses off, that'll do the trick. Or a really desperate girl.
Who is this bloke? If it's Lachlan, then anybody could look better than him so you're not getting any prizes for that. And if it's your cat, stop talking to your cat.
I should imagine so. I've a date tonight, but sometime this week we'll meet up.
Dom.
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Lorcan Scamander
Seventh Year Prefect
Played by Riss
I was called out by a choir of beautiful cheats
Posts: 103
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Post by Lorcan Scamander on Aug 9, 2012 18:51:52 GMT -5
Dom,
I didn't think you'd want me to call you a guy, so yes - you're a fucking lady. Not so much as I don't know - Lily or anything - but you're a lady and all that shit. You just hit people like a boy would. It's alright, we've all learned to accept it over the years.
THANK YOU! That's what I thought, too. I told this bloke I was good looking. Arse doesn't believe me. But why do I need a girl with bad eyesight? Roxanne is the only girl I know who wears glasses and she's dating what's his face - so that would never work. A female Lachlan would probably look pretty funny, especially if they have the same hair style.
HEY, MISFIT IS A VERY LOVELY CAT. SHE LISTENS VERY WELL.
And it's mere fact that I look better than Lachlan.
A date? With who? Do I know him?
Love,
Lorcan
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ooc: oblivious baby misses markers all over the place. and he likes to fancy himself as a bit of a brother to dominique.
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Post by Dominique Weasley on Aug 9, 2012 18:58:45 GMT -5
Lorcan,
I have a fucking vagina. You can look for your fucking self. Not a fucking guy. Okay? And it really pisses me off that the fact that I can stand up for myself makes me like a guy. WHY CAN'T WOMEN HIT PEOPLE GOD DAMMIT.
Ugh. Don't remind me of Roxanne's boy. Smarmy McSmarmface. My goal for seventh year is to injure him horribly in a Quidditch Match and not get in trouble. Although I don't see why I would as I'd be doing the school a massive favor. Roxie may be a bit miffed though. But I think you miss my point, Lorcan, my darling - girl with bad eyesight. Blurred vision. Might think you're actually sexy when she can't see properly. You've got it in the bag. A female Lachlan would be A GODDAMN CUNT FUCKING SLAG STUPID FUCKING DICKHEAD a tart. Therefore, easy to get into bed.
Oh my god. We're not friends anymore.
It's a mere fact that pigs look better than Lachlan.
No. You don't.
Dominique.
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ooc. - he's so adorable! yeah, i think dom would see him as brother too!
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Lorcan Scamander
Seventh Year Prefect
Played by Riss
I was called out by a choir of beautiful cheats
Posts: 103
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Post by Lorcan Scamander on Aug 9, 2012 20:12:48 GMT -5
Dominique,
Well, i've always assumed you had one, but you can keep your pants on. It's okay. I believe you. I should have rephrased that - you're violent, like boys are expected to be, though the reality is that our female counterparts can - and some are - just as, if not more, prone to violent reactions, which can be taken a plethora of ways. Some see it as self defense, some see it as a plethora of nonsensical violence. But I don't think you're violent all the time.
Smary McSmarmaface. I thought Lachlan's name for him was a mouth full geeze. I wonder if I've ever encountered him - you lot have nothing nice to say about him. That's a long name. But why is it a favour? I think it'd make Roxanne sad. Is he a horrid person? I've never had a conversation with him. I can't remember his name.
But I am sexy, so wouldn't her bad eyesight hinder her from seeing my sexiness? I don't like the idea of dating a female Lachlan, it'd be too weird. He's my best mate. I love him and all, but I don't want him in my bed.
Why don't you want to be my friend? We've been friends forever. WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME?
Pigs? I'm not certain, they're kind of plump . . . and they smell, bad.
Who is he then?
Love,
Lorcan
ooc: He's so oblivious! lol. Sorry, he randomly breaks out into genius spliels
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Post by Dominique Weasley on Aug 9, 2012 20:19:14 GMT -5
Lorcan,
I didn't read the first paragraph, it looked like babble. I'm just going to assume that you were agreeing with me.
Oh my god. Hufflepuffs really are the most irritating specimens on the entire planet. You're all either total knobheads or complete slags. I swear to god, Lorcan, you are too oblivious for your own good. His real name is Scorpius Malfoy. It would be a favour to everyone because he is a fucking twat. And smarmy. Incredibly smarmy.
You're not sexy. Her bad eyesight would mean she may think that you're sexy. When I said female Lachlan, I meant whore. Not anything like Lachlan other than that. Although let's face it, whore is what Lachlan does best.
Because you talk to your cat.
And they are also more attractive than Lachlan.
Ian Fleming. Don't tell Lachlan or I'll slice your
Dominique.
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