Lachlan,

[Maria Munroe]

Oh boy, I'm really nervous, but Piper said it's best to get it out.

Hey Lachlan,

I think you're really cute and I really like you and nice. I made you a cupcake to show you that I think you're cool. It's a chocolate chip cupcake. Piper My sister says boys like to eat and like sweets. I hope you like it.

I don't know what else to say

Maria


xoxo
Your Admirer


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ooc: obviously it was sent anonymously

[Lachlan Creevey]

Dear Secret Admirer,

Aw, you think I'm cute? Well, I'm a bit freaked out, not going to lie I probably think you're cute, too, so don't worry. You sound really nice, so why are you sending this to me anonymously? I want to thank you by name for the cupcake. Your sister's right, but I can't believe you knew that chocolate chip ones specifically are my favorite. I haven't tried it yet, but I'm sure it probably tastes good because of the effort you've put into it.

This entire letter was written after I made the assumption that you're not some fifty year-old man stalking me. If you are, then please go away. Same goes for if you don't know me at all and are just some random who saw me walking by on the street, though admittedly, I probably look quite good to most people I pass on the street. But either way, how did you get my address Anyways, you seem quite lovely. Never stop being cool, yeah?

Love,
Lachlan

(OOC - RISS, ONE DAY I'M GOING TO ACTUALLY KILL YOU. just wait for it. this is causing me paaaaain ugh stop it.)

[Maria Munroe]

Lachlan,

Of course I think you're cute. I love your hair and you are really sweet to me whenever you see me. Who wouldn't think you're cute. Though there is Rose's cousin who usually yells at you. I'm not signing the letter because you probably don't even know I exist, so what's the harm in not naming myself just yet. That and I'm afraid you're going to laugh at me. You are, aren't you? I can always make you more cupcakes if you'd like! I'm making some for Chloe, since she's sad and all because that mean bastard guy dumped her.

You wouldn't know how much and where I could buy a tiger, would you?

I'm not fifty, silly. You should be lucky that I think you're cute or I'd take that as an insult and tell my sister - she'd hex you. She graduated two years ago and knows all kinds of magic stuff. And I don't think i've ever seen you on the street - unless the corridors count?

Arrogance. Nice. Guess I'm inflating your ego, then?

I can't stop being cool, I was born this way. Never stop being foxy, though. It'd be a shame.

Love,
Your admirer.


PS: Were you invited to Chloe's party?


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OOC: YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME

[Lachlan Creevey]

Dear Secret Admirer,

Thank you, dearest! A compliment on my hair is basically just you going straight after my heart, to tell you the truth. How can you say for sure that I don’t know that you exist? You just said that I’m really sweet to you whenever I see you, so I must know you somehow. I’m only overly sweet to people if I really like them. But you can’t get anywhere with Dominique that way so I insulted her right back and now there’s that mess Oh, so you know about that whole Chloe thing? That must mean you run in the same circles that I do, right? But then why do you sound so young

Alas, no, I haven’t researched tigers much at all recently or ever. Are you looking to buy Chloe one? I suppose that would cheer her right up. Be careful, though, I have this feeling that the black market for selling and purchasing tigers is likely a dangerous place.

Who’s your sister? Who’s your sister?

Just a bit. But you’re inflating it in a good way, don’t worry.

I like that attitude. You’re awesome.

Love,
Lachlan

P.S. Why yes, I certainly was. Should I assume that you were invited as well, then? Because if not that’d be weird, considering it’s a surprise party and if you weren’t personally invited or asked to be someone’s plus one then you shouldn’t really know about it...

(OOC – OMFG I HATE YOUR FACE OKAY, I JUST WANT TO SMASH IT)