Dhruv Cornfoot
 
Sixth Year
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Post by Dhruv Cornfoot on Aug 5, 2012 9:26:43 GMT -5
I'm sorry.
And I'm pretty sure what you'll say. "Sorry doesn't change anything". But I'm saying it anyway.
- Dhruv.
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Alexandria Wood
Fifth Year
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Post by Alexandria Wood on Aug 6, 2012 4:34:20 GMT -5
How many months have you had to apologise now, Cornfoot? Grow some balls.
- Alex
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Dhruv Cornfoot
Sixth Year
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i never meant to be a manwhore. honest.[RS:1]
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Post by Dhruv Cornfoot on Aug 6, 2012 4:37:17 GMT -5
I did apologise now, didn't I? What more do you want?
you have this strange ability to make me feel emasculated and I HATE YOU FOR IT.
- Dhruv
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Alexandria Wood
Fifth Year
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Post by Alexandria Wood on Aug 6, 2012 4:57:39 GMT -5
Are cookies completely out of the question? Because honestly, I'm laying in bed and writing this and it's so difficult to actually get up to go fetch some from the kitchen.
If you could apologise specifically what you're sorry for and also genuinely say that I am the Quidditch Queen and the best in the school then that would be great.
- Alex
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Dhruv Cornfoot
Sixth Year
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i never meant to be a manwhore. honest.[RS:1]
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Post by Dhruv Cornfoot on Aug 6, 2012 5:00:53 GMT -5
I'm sorry for snogging you. I don't even know if it counted as a snog, but.
The best at what? Making guys feel like girls?
Anyway. You are pretty fucking awesome at Quidditch.
- Dhruv
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Alexandria Wood
Fifth Year
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Post by Alexandria Wood on Aug 6, 2012 5:05:16 GMT -5
It was still a kiss. My first kiss. And you stole it. Apologise for that. And apologise for asking another girl out the next day.
Besides being the best a making guys feel like ickle girls, say I'm the best at Quidditch. Better than you and anybody else in the school and maybe I'll forgive you, douchenozzle.
- Alex
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Dhruv Cornfoot
Sixth Year
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i never meant to be a manwhore. honest.[RS:1]
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Post by Dhruv Cornfoot on Aug 6, 2012 5:13:38 GMT -5
Fine. I apologise for "stealing" your first kiss. Not that you were likely to get it anytime soon. And I apologise for asking Shelly out. But it was NOT on the next day. It was AFTER I told you that I fancied you and you said you didn't care. or did you? Whatever, I don't remember what exactly you said
Fine, you're a better Quidditch player than me. I'm sorry. I can't lie.
- Dhruv
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Alexandria Wood
Fifth Year
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can i interest you in a sarcastic comment?[RS:1]
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Post by Alexandria Wood on Aug 6, 2012 5:25:51 GMT -5
Don't do it in those sarcastic quotation marks, dickhead. And oh God, are you trying to have a heart to heart with me? You're such a girl. Just because I said I didn't care if you fancied me doesn't mean you can just up and ask another girl out the next day. Don't you speak guy?
I'm sorry. I can't forgive you then.
- Alex
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Dhruv Cornfoot
Sixth Year
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i never meant to be a manwhore. honest.[RS:1]
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Post by Dhruv Cornfoot on Aug 6, 2012 5:28:57 GMT -5
You talk about it as if it was sacred to you. I'm doing this one last time. I apologise for stealing your first kiss. Happy? And I'm not trying to have a heart to heart. Give me a break. I grew up around four emotional girls.
I'm sending chocolates with this letter. Hopefully they won't fall off midway. fuck, the things I do maybe I am half girl
- Dhruv
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Alexandria Wood
Fifth Year
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Post by Alexandria Wood on Aug 6, 2012 5:41:41 GMT -5
Maybe it was sacred to me. It totally fucking wasn't, by the way And yes, thank you. I'm happy that you're acknowledging you were a jerk off to me.
Thanks for the chocolate but your owl ate it on the way over. Maybe you better send me some cookies as well. I prefer choc chips. Also, I'm not giving up because you and I both know that I'm the best fucking player in that school. Cookies are loved but not a substitute for those words.
- Alex
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Dhruv Cornfoot
Sixth Year
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Post by Dhruv Cornfoot on Aug 7, 2012 1:15:16 GMT -5
Whatever. You're welcome.
Fine. You're the best player in the Ravenclaw team. That's as far as I'm getting.
- Dhruv
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Alexandria Wood
Fifth Year
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Post by Alexandria Wood on Aug 7, 2012 1:52:25 GMT -5
Stop brooding
Just in the Ravenclaw team?! Who the fuck do you think is better than me in the other teams?
- Alex
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Dhruv Cornfoot
Sixth Year
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i never meant to be a manwhore. honest.[RS:1]
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Post by Dhruv Cornfoot on Aug 7, 2012 2:59:41 GMT -5
I don't know. The crazy Weasley, for one. I've seen her play - she's brutal. Other than that, you're better than basically everybody else. you have an unfair advantage
- Dhruv
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Alexandria Wood
Fifth Year
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can i interest you in a sarcastic comment?[RS:1]
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Post by Alexandria Wood on Aug 9, 2012 3:55:24 GMT -5
She's a psycho and ancient. That doesn't make her a better Quidditch player than me. If she was my age and relatively sane, I bet I could beat her. Stop crossing things off.
- Alex
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