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[Alexandria Wood]

Dude, did you know that Vlad made Prefect? Vlad. He's the last person you'd think to bloody get it. Maybe the Professors were high or something when they awarded him the deal. I bet they were. They probably smoke up all the time in the staff room.

Anyways, man. You and I have to have a game of Quidditch sometime soon, yeah? Bow and Angus are being douchenozzles and refusing to play against me and Mum and Dad are too busy with work or something... and McLaggen is too busy caught up in his own life.

- Alex

((OOC: Just a quick note here: Vlad = Vladimir Dolohov, a Slytherin in their year, very unlikely candidate for Prefect; Bow & Angus are Alex's older brothers; McLaggen is Bronson McLaggen, Alex's best friend and a Ravenclaw.))

[Alexandria Wood]

Vlad isn't that bad... but he's shit at following the rules. Even shittier than me and that's saying something. If he gives me detention, I'm kicking him in the balls. Dude, I know pressure points: I will use every single one of them. Haha, if they were stoned 24/7, my life would be so much better and Hewer would have just done MacElfrish by now. Stupid Professors. He's been trying to bribe me to going to class, you know that? With oatmeal cookies. Oatmeal. I don't want fucking oatmeal. If you you want to bribe me then at least use choc chip!

Tell him that my brother's old and he's like 19 so Kenyon's like a freaking fossil, man. He's ancient. 23 is practically dead already.

Angus isn't too bad because he bakes really good food and stuff but Bow's a total douchenozzle. He doesn't even try to bribe me. He thinks that just because he's a guy that he's better than me which is total bullshit. Wanker. No, McLaggen's probably too busy trying to shag Malfoy again. Quidditch needs to be happening a.s.a.p.!

- Alex

[Alexandria Wood]

Exactly! ... and maybe my talking back but seriously, that's just like house points being deduced, not detention. I only rock up to class before or during a test so that's probably why, man. Snickerdoodle cookies are heaven! Yum. And writing essays on stuff like trolls is pointless. They're big, they're somewhat scary, that's it. No need to know where they bloody come from!

Kenyon needs to man up. (People and their problems, pfft. They should just get over it!)

Bow's hopeless at Quidditch! And nobody could be better than me at Quidditch even if they weren't blindfolded. McLaggen's being such a tosspot lately. Merlin, bros before hoes, am I right?

- Alex