Nessie

[Aidan O'Banion]

Nesssss,

Hello there! It's been a while since I've chatted with you, me dear. How are you? And I'm feel like owling everyone

You know what's boring? Summer. Here I was at the end of term practically dying from OWLs and about to make a prison break. Now I'm dying of boredom now that me sisters wedding is over. Dying. Also I think I broke my uncles muggle computer...thing.

So how has your summer been? Any more eventful than mine?

-Aidan

[Aidan O'Banion]

You misspelled my name. One cool point deducted, I'm afraid.

My brothers fight all the time, so I guess it's not really all that boring. Except, finding out what the argument is requires movement. Movement means getting out of bed. I don't think I can do that, personally. Too hard. Parties are always good. I've had a lack this summer, I'm afraid. Though, me and me entire family got wasted at my sisters wedding.

TOTALLY INNOCENT. Well, my uncle and I were drinking and watching some movies on his strange tele. (seriously I only know the major muggle contraptions, it's not my fault) Well, he went to the other room and the screen thing on his computer flashed. I went to look, mainly to see what Louis was raving about. Then I tripped and spilled my water on the the computer and it made a weird sound...That's bad right?

I am with you there. Though, I could do without wake up calls from the arguing outside my door. Why do they pick my door? Yes! Sneak fire whiskey in. It makes everything better and happier and filled with rainbows.

I am totally down for an adventure. What do you have in mind? Operation jail break begins.

-Aidan

[Aidan O'Banion]

It's okay. I forgive you Loch Ness Monster.

You would have enjoyed it. Our family is full of heavy drinkers and we always go all out on weddings. Beer! Pints! I love beer. I've just been to lazy to move and go to a pub. Beer, that's what we need to make summer more exciting!

....Really? Well, I'm fucked. No, I quickly pulled him into the other room...Though I should be getting an angry call today...It's not my fault he expects me to be skilled at muggle artifacts. And graceful. And no, I rather not get expelled. But hey! I turn seventeen in September! I will be legal and it will be bliss.

I applaud you. Good job, sticky fingers. Any alcohol is filled with rainbows and pure happiness, in my opinion.

Night/afternoon sounds good to me! I could always portkey to London. Why does Ireland have to be so far?I'm sure we could find a pub? What do you think? Any ideas when?

-Aidan

[Aidan O'Banion]

No beer? I can't even imagine the horrors of that. Well, at least there is vodka? Or champagne? Find the stash! Find it!

You got your mother tipsy? Excellent! My mother cries a lot when she gets drunk. At the wedding there was a lot of "MY BABY! WHY CAN'T SHE BE TWO AGAIN! AIDAN DON'T TOUCH MY DRINK I'M FINE!" Then she proceeded to slap my hand away. Oh and Italians? Irish totally beat them, just so you know.

Oh and I will never let you live it down. Just wait till I apparate. Every five seconds off of school grounds I will apparate. POOF I'm there. And I'm sure you do, Nessie. It's okay young one, I'm there for you.

That sounds excellent! Any places we should crash? Because it isn't fun unless we crash it.

-Aidan

[Aidan O'Banion]

This makes me happy, almost brings a tear to my eye.

You're quite lucky you were blessed with the happy drunks...My family is a bit of everything. Mum is crying drunk, Dad falls asleep, Casey becomes an angry drunk and that is a a truly scary sight. Once she got drunk a week after a break up, and she went on a rampage and broke a few glasses the proceeded to beat me with a pillow. Course...I had that coming, but still. But don't you dance all the time? Or do you dance bad while drunk? In which case I have to witness this amazing piece of new information. I feel all-powerful.

Who needs class? Irish beat the Italians in all ways. We have more fun, we drink more, were gorgeous, and most importantly we beat them in the alphabet. Good 'ol ABCs.

Oh, you might not have a choice. I'll pop in randomly and say hi before popping out again...Then back in. Of course I will love it! It's like the Ministry is telling me "Use this power to annoy everyone you know, and use it well." With great power comes...great annoyance!

You are a baby.

Are you a good finder now? Muggle parties? Merlin, that would be a sight to see. Two drunk wizards in the midst of drunk muggles.

Me. Either.

-Aidan-the-Great

[Aidan O'Banion]

Dear Baby,

To outsiders. Did I mention I was beat with a pillow? I didn't know pillows could bruise, they are suppose to be like gentle marshmallows! But, I myself am a happy drunk, so I can appreciate a whole family of happy drunk people that don't beat me or burst into tears. Well, that's kind of disappointing. But my dancing isn't as horrid as my singing voice, thankfully. So watch out. You know that chicken dance? I invented that.

I am okay with the drink off, though I already know I'm better. Like I said, the alphabet has spoken. Find some? Oh that's easy if you make friends with the right people! And you wouldn't punch me, you would hug me because it would be hilarious and you love me. Plus, I think we can agree my face looks better in one piece.

It's okay baby Ness.

Me late? I am hurt you would think such a thing.

-Aidan's-Still-The-Greatest