Dao

[Scorpius Malfoy]

Well, here goes nothing. Go ahead and ignore me, or let me know what a prick I am for moving out. Won't be anything new - all the others have managed it.

Otherwise, it would be good to hear from you. Or see you even. Don't worry if you're busy though, or if Dad's told you you're not allowed.

Scorpius

[Damien Malfoy]

What's bitten you on your arse, mate? Drinking too much again? And I'll thank you sure finally prying your body away from the weasel's long to give your little brother a shout out.

But why so pissy? Who ruined your porridge?

Dad? Are you smoking that grass again? If so please spare me some. But the most dad's said to me this holiday... Is ... Where's the prophet.

-Dao

[Scorpius Malfoy]

You're a prat, but I forgive you. Thanks for This is actually

Nothing. I'm fine.

Unfortunately not, I'm just quoting our sister.

What have you been up to these holidays? Nothing I wouldn't do, I hope.

Thanks for writing back.

Scorpius

[Damien Malfoy]

Forgive me? I'm perfect, I don't need to be forgiven.

Actually, it's the other way around. You should demand my forgiveness. You took all the firewhisky and weed. What is that about? Seriously. And Granddad has been locking his liquor cabinet. How can I throw a party without supplies?

You're not fine. But if you don't want to talk, it's cool.

Ella? What'd she do, she's been like the wind all holiday. Floating . . .

I hope you wouldn't do Aggy . . . then we've got issues. But I've been out with Devyn, Aggy - and I've gotta give some girl back her journal that got mixed in with my shit. She's in your weasles house. . . names Cara. I got her adress from Sorsen so I could send it back to her, but Ella's owl refuses to take my shit, so I've gotta go get an owl . . . Dad's is psychotic.

Uhm . .. you're welcome?

-Dao

[Scorpius Malfoy]

Keep believing that, prat.

My firewhisky and weed, which you sometimes stole. Get your own. There's a stash in the library, in a cupboard behind the portrait of that old Malfoy with the monocle, can't remember his name.

I don't want to talk.

Floating? Funny, she told me she was really busy.

And okay, not Aggy specifically. Nothing against her or anything, but no. How the fuck would some Ravenclaw's diary get mixed up with your shit? I'd say you could borrow Thyestes, but I need him, sorry.

So d'you want to come over some time? Be good to see you.

Scorpius

[Damien Malfoy]

Don't worry, I will. Just like you seem to believe that your insults hurt my feelings.

Your shit is community shit when you have a little brother and sister. It's the law, man. Get with it. And thank you. Was that so hard? I'll go check after I take a shower. Better be there, don't think you're slick and send me on a wild goose hunt. I don't like birds, you know this. I'd like to blast these ridiculous peacocks around here.

I haven't seen her. Weasley was here a bit ago, but other than that Ella's been . . . floating.

Exactly, no. And we collided on the stairs, literally, and I never paid attention to the shit I picked up and he book was in it. Thyestes - no thank you. This bird is a fucktard. Too evil and psychotic.

I'll ask Grandma to buy me an owl.


AWE! IT'D BE GOOD TO SEE ME? DO YOU MISS ME? YOU MISS ME. AWE. I'd miss me too. But seriously, where the fuck does Teddy even live?

-Dao

[Scorpius Malfoy]

I've never for a moment imagined that anything I say hurts your feelings.

That's not my stash in the library. I don't know who put it there - grandma maybe? I took all mine with me. And please blast the peacocks. Just for everyone's reactions.

Well, try and talk to her, will you? I don't think she wants to speak to me.

Okay, let's rephrase. I hope you aren't doing anything other than Aggy that I wouldn't do. Although, in that context, I hope you aren't doing anything but Aggy at all.

You're a fucktard. My owl is just fine. The same can't be said about the crazy cat Chloe shoved on me.

Okay, I know you must feel flattered and honoured, but calm down. It's not that exciting. And I've put the address at the top of the letter. Just use the floo network.

Scorpius

((OOC - I have no idea where Teddy's flat is, haha - and I don't want to make something up, because it's basically Brooke's call, lol))

[Damien Malfoy]

Psh, you're a bad liar, but alright, i'll believe that you love your little brother that much.

You lied about the stash, wasn't firewhisky, but wine. Suppose I can be a wine-o. I'll eventually need something stronger, though.

I can try, no harm no foul, but aside from just talking to her what do you want me to say?

I'm doing Aggy just well, thank you very much. But that's enough of this conversation because you don't want to hear about my sex-life and i for damn sure don't want to hear about yours. I'm getting sick just thinking about it.

Your owl's a whore - so is your cat.

YOU MISS ME SO MUCH. and i'll stop by. s'pose i can visit my lame older brother. take pity on him and all.


-Dao

[Scorpius Malfoy]

No, you just can't tell when I'm lying and when I'm not...

Well, it used to be firewhisky. It's probably Dad's and he drunk all the firewhisky. Or I did and forgot. Who are you even drinking with?

I don't know what you should say, just talk to her. About normal stuff. I just don't think she's doing that well, is all. And don't tell her I told you to.

That's too much of this conversation, there was no need to give me that information at all.

My cat's a baby, you sick fuck.

You're delusional. And have fun with your lame older brother, because I don't think I know who he is.

Scorpius

((OOC - He's pretending so hard that he's fine...))