Post by danni on Mar 15, 2011 0:01:50 GMT -5
Fuck. My. Life.
I'm sorry that it had to start out with swear words, I don't usually swear so much- actually, that's a lie. I do. I swear a lot, I just tell myself I don't because it makes me feel better about myself... or insert some other shitty excuse if you'd rather.
So, hey there me.
I decided I'd keep one of these 'diaries' or 'journals' or whatever you want to call them so that in future years I'd be able to see what I did during my Hogwarts days. The problem is that I'm not so sure that I want to remember this.
This whole journal is just an excuse to vent anyway. You know, not that I haven't vented enough to everyone around me already.
Whatever.
Truth is, I think I'm a magnet. A drama magnet. It would explain so so much.
I suppose I'll start trying to explain before you think I'm bloody insane, oh future me.
Right. Explaining now.
Here goes...
Wish me luck...
So, it starts a few weeks ago when I met this really great guy named Lorcan Scamander and he's really sweet and great and everything, even if he brings out my sarcastic side a little more than most. So, then, I go to Hogsmeade with my sister, Devyn, and I tell her that I think I might like him. (Which I do- more on that later.) This gets us into a major argument, in which I stormed away and I think I sort of scared Minos, who was there... but he should know better than to try and deal with fourth year Gryffindors anyway. We're a lot to handle...
Anyway, so later that day I went to the library with Lorcan and I sort of, er, this is where it gets a little embarrassing... so, I really like him and I sort of told him to kiss me...? And then we plan a date for on Saturday, because that's what people do after they kiss... right?
Then, I go to the dungeons to look for Devyn and run into Lucy Weasley, of all people, who hates me for no apparent reason. That I knew of at this point, at any rate.
So I leave and I meet Devyn at some point or another and begs for her forgiveness, not that I should have been the one apologizing anyway, and she tells me about something going on with her and Sebastian Nott and she seems distressed, so what do I do next? I go to the dungeons to yell at him and run into none other than Scorpius Malfoy who I start yelling at immediately because he's involved, somehow, I just know it. And then, by the end of it, I think me and him were sort of friends and that Sebastian Nott finds me almost as annoying as my sister.
That's what tends to happen when you gang up on people, though...
And then I go to the library for fun and run into Cass Lewis, who seems pretty cool.
Oh, and then, get this, I go to the common room and get yelled at by none other than Lysander Scamander- Lorcan's twin brother. What has my life become?
The story gets even better when I'm told by him (though I've heard other gossip as well, admittedly) about how Lucy Weasley was actually in love with Lorcan and now, apparently, I've ruined their love that should have been.
And mine and Lorcan's date was nice, if not a little awkward, by the way, but I can't even dwell on that because I'm too busy feeling bad for how I've apparently ruined Lucy bloody Weasley's life.
What I need is a plan.
(Oh, and I got to talk to Ella, Emily, and Jo Kirke somewhere in there too, by the way.)
As I said, what I need is a plan to set my life back on track.
But what?
Oh, and apparently my name is now officially Danni Arrogant Sarcasm Oberlin. What? Where did that even-? Thanks Ella, I love you too.
Yours dramatically,
Danni Oberlin
Drama Magnet
I'm sorry that it had to start out with swear words, I don't usually swear so much- actually, that's a lie. I do. I swear a lot, I just tell myself I don't because it makes me feel better about myself... or insert some other shitty excuse if you'd rather.
So, hey there me.
I decided I'd keep one of these 'diaries' or 'journals' or whatever you want to call them so that in future years I'd be able to see what I did during my Hogwarts days. The problem is that I'm not so sure that I want to remember this.
This whole journal is just an excuse to vent anyway. You know, not that I haven't vented enough to everyone around me already.
Whatever.
Truth is, I think I'm a magnet. A drama magnet. It would explain so so much.
I suppose I'll start trying to explain before you think I'm bloody insane, oh future me.
Right. Explaining now.
Here goes...
Wish me luck...
So, it starts a few weeks ago when I met this really great guy named Lorcan Scamander and he's really sweet and great and everything, even if he brings out my sarcastic side a little more than most. So, then, I go to Hogsmeade with my sister, Devyn, and I tell her that I think I might like him. (Which I do- more on that later.) This gets us into a major argument, in which I stormed away and I think I sort of scared Minos, who was there... but he should know better than to try and deal with fourth year Gryffindors anyway. We're a lot to handle...
Anyway, so later that day I went to the library with Lorcan and I sort of, er, this is where it gets a little embarrassing... so, I really like him and I sort of told him to kiss me...? And then we plan a date for on Saturday, because that's what people do after they kiss... right?
Then, I go to the dungeons to look for Devyn and run into Lucy Weasley, of all people, who hates me for no apparent reason. That I knew of at this point, at any rate.
So I leave and I meet Devyn at some point or another and begs for her forgiveness, not that I should have been the one apologizing anyway, and she tells me about something going on with her and Sebastian Nott and she seems distressed, so what do I do next? I go to the dungeons to yell at him and run into none other than Scorpius Malfoy who I start yelling at immediately because he's involved, somehow, I just know it. And then, by the end of it, I think me and him were sort of friends and that Sebastian Nott finds me almost as annoying as my sister.
That's what tends to happen when you gang up on people, though...
And then I go to the library for fun and run into Cass Lewis, who seems pretty cool.
Oh, and then, get this, I go to the common room and get yelled at by none other than Lysander Scamander- Lorcan's twin brother. What has my life become?
The story gets even better when I'm told by him (though I've heard other gossip as well, admittedly) about how Lucy Weasley was actually in love with Lorcan and now, apparently, I've ruined their love that should have been.
And mine and Lorcan's date was nice, if not a little awkward, by the way, but I can't even dwell on that because I'm too busy feeling bad for how I've apparently ruined Lucy bloody Weasley's life.
What I need is a plan.
(Oh, and I got to talk to Ella, Emily, and Jo Kirke somewhere in there too, by the way.)
As I said, what I need is a plan to set my life back on track.
But what?
Oh, and apparently my name is now officially Danni Arrogant Sarcasm Oberlin. What? Where did that even-? Thanks Ella, I love you too.
Yours dramatically,
Drama Magnet