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Post by Kaycee O'Malley on Jul 11, 2012 2:07:55 GMT -5
Love of my life,
I HAVE FUCKING GRADUATED.
Where is my congratulations shag? No? How about a congratulations kiss instead?
Ditch Damo and marry me. No I am not drunk.
Kaycee
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Aggy Bass
 
Seventh Year
Mrs. Damien Malfoy
Played by Bree
too sexy for my skirt[RS:3=Damien Malfoy]
Posts: 1,472
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Post by Aggy Bass on Jul 11, 2012 2:22:09 GMT -5
Kickin' Kaycee (don't even make a comment on that!)
CONGRATS, GORGEOUS! You made it!
I'm sorry, love, but unless it's Damien then it's staying in my pants. I'll congrats kiss you on the cheek next time I see you though?
Are you sure you're not drunk? Because our marriage would never work in a million years, strawberry-hater.
Lots of love,
Aggy
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Post by Kaycee O'Malley on Jul 11, 2012 2:30:23 GMT -5
No comment,
THANK YOU, BEAUTIFUL. Yes, I fucking survived seven years.
What a wanker (Damo, that is). Tell him to share. Pleases. Oh, I suppose I could take a kiss. Just tell Damo I didn't force you because I like my balls, thanks.
Do I sound drunk? (Correct answer is no, by the way.)
Don't let Damo hear you say that to me!
Kayz
PS. Does Damo ever get jelly that I'm so flirty with you? I always meant to ask but never seemed to be the right time.
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Aggy Bass
Seventh Year
Mrs. Damien Malfoy
Played by Bree
too sexy for my skirt[RS:3=Damien Malfoy]
Posts: 1,472
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Post by Aggy Bass on Jul 11, 2012 2:35:25 GMT -5
*high-five* You go, Kaycee O'Malley! On the contrary, my darling Damien isn't a wanker... because he's got me.  It's actually quite cute how scared you are of my boyfriend. Damien wouldn't have been scared of you in a thousand years if it was the other way. Yes. (I never put down the correct answer, today is no different) Stop being such a scaredy-cat! He's not going to kill you for me saying I love you. He knows it doesn't mean I want in your pants. Lots of love, Aggy P.S. No, because he can hold his own if he ever does get jealous and decides to fight you. My brave, handsome knight. |
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Post by Kaycee O'Malley on Jul 11, 2012 2:42:21 GMT -5
Yes, yes I do.
Pfft. He so is a wanker, regardless of whether he has you or not. And I am not scared of him. He's fucking younger than me and I'm obviously the better wizard. He's just a fucking Malfoy and everyone knows they're the sneakiest bitches around and he'll probably send some ninja dick-assassin to have a go at mine. You never know.
Why are you so mean to me? I thought you loved me.
I'm not! I've just had enough to deal with jealous boyfriends.
Ew,
Kaycee
PS. You hear that sound? That is the sound of my dinner hitting the floor. You owe me dinner, Aggs. How about a dinner date (then lots of congratulation shagging kissing after that)?
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Aggy Bass
Seventh Year
Mrs. Damien Malfoy
Played by Bree
too sexy for my skirt[RS:3=Damien Malfoy]
Posts: 1,472
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Post by Aggy Bass on Jul 11, 2012 3:07:29 GMT -5
Nope, he isn't. As I said, he has me for all his pleasuring needs and I do an awfully good job at keeping up with them as he does with mine. And you are too scared of him - age doesn't matter because he has a really, really scary family. His grandfather is the scariest man I have met.
Aw, are you pouting? You are, aren't you? I love you when you're not being a git.
Well, you haven't dealt with any of mine because besides from Damien, they haven't lasted enough to get jealous.
Love love love,
Aggy
P.S. Okay then, fine. Come over to mine for dinner. My mum and sister's will be there though. A dinner date? This better not be your version of a 'movie'. (Everyone knows a movie is code for sex.) And sure, congratulation kissing sounds fine so long as it's not on the mouth.
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Post by Kaycee O'Malley on Jul 11, 2012 3:23:48 GMT -5
Bleargh, too much information for me, sweetheart. And no I'm not scared of him - but I'm not saying anything about the Malfoys. I'm sure if he finds this letter he'll use it as blackmail and send his scary grandfather after me.
NO. Fuck off.
I never said it was only your boyfriends, lovely.
Ew ew ew,
Kaycee
PS. Ugh, no. Maybe we'll go out to Diagon Alley or Muggle London because no way am I sitting at dinner with your gorgeous mother and amazing sisters. I won't be able to hold my dinner in and you'd have to owe me two. And dyou want me to sign some sort of contract about the congralutory kisses?
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Aggy Bass
Seventh Year
Mrs. Damien Malfoy
Played by Bree
too sexy for my skirt[RS:3=Damien Malfoy]
Posts: 1,472
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Post by Aggy Bass on Jul 11, 2012 3:29:49 GMT -5
Aw, lovely, am I tainting your so obviously virginal ears? If he sends his scary grandfather after you then you have to hide! Hide, I say! Before he comes after you with his cane.
Liar, liar, pants on fire! Haha, no. Be nice. It's not polite for a gentleman to use such vulgar language around such a classy lady.
Rose's boyfriend as well?
You love it,
Aggys
P.S. Haha, I'll tell her you said that. She'd be pleased as punch. And... sure, as long as the only congratulatory kissing is done on the cheek!
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Post by Kaycee O'Malley on Jul 11, 2012 3:36:18 GMT -5
No, everyone knows I'm not some lily-arsed bloke, but between my best friend and the guy she's fucking? Yeah, that's way too much information. And ugh, why does that bit about the cane sound particularly dirty and absolutely disgusting and completely horrifying?
If you see a classy lady around, gladly point me in the direction of one, because I could do with someone new instead of all these sluts cluttering up Knockturn Alley (and obviously you're not here so you're not a slut).
Fuck offffffff.
Eeeeew,
Kayce
PS. Anything for your rabid mother. Like I said, dyou want me to sign a contract about them? No groping, no kissing on the lips, no shagging, etc?
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Aggy Bass
Seventh Year
Mrs. Damien Malfoy
Played by Bree
too sexy for my skirt[RS:3=Damien Malfoy]
Posts: 1,472
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Post by Aggy Bass on Jul 11, 2012 3:45:10 GMT -5
Aw, I'm your best friend! And he's not some guy I'm just 'fucking'. We're boyfriend and girlfriend. We love each other. And ew! EW! You just put a really bad mental image in my head. You're absolutely disgusting and horriyfying.
I don't know how to get from your house to mine or otherwise I would.
Nooooooo!
Love lots and lots,
Aggy
P.S. She loves you do much. And yes, I think so. No sneaky little fine print though and I get to read over it!
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Post by Kaycee O'Malley on Jul 11, 2012 3:54:35 GMT -5
Derp derp. How long have we been best friends for and you've only just noticed? Merlin, Bass. I know you're easily distracted but how the fuck did you happen to miss that? I mean, obviously Cam is my other half, my soul mate, in a completely non-homosexual way (I have a really funny story to tell you about this questionnaire that I filled out), but you're a close second, lovely. Be proud. And ha, that's what you get for writing about Grandaddy Malfoy.
Lovely, if you're going to point to yourself, save yourself the trouble. Wow I sound like a bitch
Then don't talk about that flower of a Weasley again! Please.
Eurgh (for a bit of a change),
Kaycee
PS. I can imagine, considering my lovely pureblood pedigree and reputable family and wonderful connections. What a complete shame Damo's more famous than I am with that last name of his. Yes yes, I understand no fucking fine print.
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Post by Kaycee O'Malley on Jul 11, 2012 3:57:52 GMT -5
Contract of the Dinner Date pf Kaycee Jonathan O'Malley to Agnes Celia Bass:
1.) No shagging.
2.) No kissing on the lips.
3.) No groping.
Signed this day of July 1, 2023
Kaycee Jonathan O'Malley
-- because i know you'll look at this fine print first. good merlin, but i know you, bass. the only reason i even have fine print here is to show you that i am a completely responsible gentleman, thanks.
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Aggy Bass
Seventh Year
Mrs. Damien Malfoy
Played by Bree
too sexy for my skirt[RS:3=Damien Malfoy]
Posts: 1,472
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Post by Aggy Bass on Jul 11, 2012 4:05:53 GMT -5
Hey, no, I know we're close friends but I always figured that I wasn't considered a best friend because of Cam taking that spot, the whore... just joking, I love Cam! He's brill! (Tell meeee! Tell meee nooooow! [imagine that in a really scary voice]). I'm so proud. And hey, I didn't plant the seed for dirty things with his cane.
You are such a bitch, Kaycee O'Malley. Don't even talk to me again.
I don't even know what happened there.
Hugs and kisses on the cheek,
Aggy
P.S. Mm hmm. She likes the Malfoys better because they're more 'respectable'... and they have more money, apparently. Not that I particularly care about that.
P.P.S. YOU FINE PRINTED ME! You bitch. Haha, but really, you know me too well! And make that 'No kissing other than on the cheek or hand.' You're not going to trick me with your clever word play!
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Post by Kaycee O'Malley on Jul 11, 2012 4:12:14 GMT -5
Well, amongst the girls, you certainly are my best friend, so you're still a best friend. A person can have more than one best friend, you know. Bleeh, I haven't seen Cam in a while. Not since the Chloe incident, actually. I wanna make sure he's okay but I know he needs the space. Gads. How's Chloe? Is she alright?
(Nahh, I'll tell you that some other time. It's funnier in person.) You always plant dirty seeds. You're Aggy fucking Bass, it's in your job description.
I'm pretty sure I'm replying to you now, so pardon me, but I'm talking to you.
No.
Eurgh, enough with the grossey ewey!
Kaycee
PS. Figures. BLAGH.
PPS. I know. -proud- What? Agh. You caught me Fine.
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Post by Kaycee O'Malley on Jul 11, 2012 4:13:29 GMT -5
Contract of the Dinner Date pf Kaycee Jonathan O'Malley to Agnes Celia Bass:
(with addendum to clause 2)
1.) No shagging.
2.) No kissing on body parts unless otherwise allowed. (Happy, princess?)
3.) No groping.
Signed this day of July 1, 2023
Kaycee Jonathan O'Malley
-- because i know you'll look at this fine print first. good merlin, but i know you, bass. the only reason i even have fine print here is to show you that i am a completely responsible gentleman, thanks.
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