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Post by Rosa Rodríguez on Jun 28, 2012 4:44:34 GMT -5
Prison Boy,
As much as I'd like to say that last time was a pleasure, it really wasn't. Having sex in David's room whilst his cat was staring at us the whole time is creepy. Never again.
Love,
Rosa
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Post by Jake Gullane on Jun 28, 2012 12:29:46 GMT -5
Rosa,
I agree. I also now have this paranoid feeling that the cat has told David what we did. Experiment failed. We'll use Rupert's room next time - he has no cats.
Fancy going for a drink some time? I have some cash coming in right now, so I can buy you a drink...
Love, Jake
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Post by Rosa Rodríguez on Jun 28, 2012 17:46:44 GMT -5
Prison Boy,
Rupert's room seems like a better bet. Or Kieran's. Either one we'd be better off. Fucking David and his fucking cats.
Yeah, whatever. As long as you're buying. I'd say something along the lines of, 'Why, Mr. Gullane, are you trying to get me drunk?' but chances are you probably are. Baby, you don't need alcohol to get in my pants.
Love,
Rosa
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Post by Jake Gullane on Jul 7, 2012 6:33:38 GMT -5
Yeah but Kieran's would be weird because you might have screwed him in there too. You might start getting the two of us mixed up and you yelling my best mate's name when I'm shagging you would be even more of a turn off than David's cats to be honest. Not that I really think you could mix us up, because I'm clearly about a million times better than him.
Let's go with Rupert. I know you haven't shagged him because he's practically a virgin.
I guess I am buying. And I know I don't, but you're still fun when you're drunk. Just don't order anything too expensive or my money'll run out. I used to have a tab but they don't trust me any more for some reason.
Love Jake
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Post by Rosa Rodríguez on Jul 7, 2012 21:28:57 GMT -5
I'm not Bow. That's true. Rupert's room would be much better. Or we could try the lounge again but that thing is really uncomfortable. I swear I had a spring in my back the last time. And I've told you before: I can't judge that. You, Kieran and I will all have to have a threesome together so I can judge when I'm in the same state of mind. And you guys might have to kiss a bit as well.
It's not like I haven't offered to shag Rupert. It's just that he's a prude. He doesn't know what he's missing out on.
Guess so. And that's true, I'm even more hilarious when I'm drunk. I'll get a bottle of some cheap vodka or tequila or something. That won't cost too much... where are you getting this money from? You have no job.
Love,
Rosa
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Post by Jake Gullane on Jul 8, 2012 9:33:13 GMT -5
So long as his dog isn't there, we're all good. And I agree, I sleep on that sofa a lot and it really isn't comfortable. I've taken to snagging one of the guys' beds if I get in before them.
And we've already been through this and agreed that you're finding a girl for us to have a threesome with. Kieran's just not hot enough.
I know, Jesus, I wasn't accusing you of leaving the poor guy out. He's not a prude, he's a romantic, though I'm not sure what the difference is. He believes in love or some shit like that?
You are, you are, and you tend to shed clothes faster which is always a plus.
And that would be telling, wouldn't it, Miss Auror?
Love Jake
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Post by Rosa Rodríguez on Jul 8, 2012 9:49:43 GMT -5
Oh, that's right. Silly me, I forgot. We'll find a sexy girl when we go out for drinks. And Kieran's hot enough - you're just boringly straight and 'too manly' for a threesome.
He is a prude. Romantics are prudes. Just look at poor Gracie - she's still not getting anything. And love is bullshit. Total bullshit. There's only intense like for a person, not love.
That's true. I'm so very classy. Being drunk makes my libido even more active.
Miss Auror-in-Training-who-doesn't-really-give-a-shit-about-minor-offenses, that is.
Love,
Rosa
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Post by Jake Gullane on Jul 8, 2012 10:30:33 GMT -5
Good plan, and between us we shouldn't have too much trouble persuading her. I reckon we're both pretty persuasive people. And yes, I'm afraid it's true, I am boringly straight, as is Kieran, so that's probably never going to happen.
You leave Gracie alone, the longer she holds out on Lestange the better.
D'you really think that?
And that's why I like you drunk, it's obvious really. Maybe we shouldn't go out for drinks, maybe we should stay in and have drinks, that way we can get to the sex any time we want instead of having to wait until we get home or risk getting thrown out of clubs. Actually, screw that, let's get thrown out of clubs.
Nice try.
Love Jake
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Post by Rosa Rodríguez on Jul 8, 2012 10:38:57 GMT -5
We're very persuasive people. I bet we could get them in my apartment, on the bed naked, in about ten minutes flat. They'd probably be the sexiest person in the bar besides us as well. You should go from boringly straight to bi-curious. It'd be hot.
Oh, it's all well for her but she doesn't know what she's missing out on. I've had Lestrange before and he's really good in the sack... or should I say, in the bed.
No Yes.
Let's get thrown out of clubs and if we get too horny then we'll just go fuck in the bathrooms. That's what they're there for, after all.
I won't report you. I'm not a very law-abiding person. I just want to arrest the really bad guys.
Love,
Rosa
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Post by Jake Gullane on Jul 8, 2012 10:53:31 GMT -5
I'd put pretty good odds on that, so long as we picked the right person, not a prude... And the thing is, that would be hot for you. Not for me. Slight problem there.
If you try and tell me Lestrange is better than me, I might have to kill myself. Or him. That sounds better. Seriously, I don't get how he's managed to get someone like Gracie.
Hm. I'm not so sure. Guess we'll wait and see, won't we? And while I'm waiting, I'll make do with plenty of sex and be happy.
I can deal with fucking you in a bathroom. Up against the sinks do you?
I'm sworn to secrecy, or I would tell you.
Love Jake
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Post by Rosa Rodríguez on Jul 8, 2012 11:00:34 GMT -5
I'm perfect at choosing the non-clingy, non-prudish type of girls. I consider it a skill. I almost wrote it in my resume. And yeah, well, think about all the times girls have sacrificed something when guys haven't. Ergo, you should sacrifice something for me. Or at least kiss him a little.
Did I say that? I never said that. I just said he's a good fuck. Not as good as you, obviously. Nobody's as good as you. That's the good thing about it - not to be all mushy and shit but I actually get along with you and you know me unlike the rest of them. And I don't know either.
Guess so. And I'm happy enough with my plenty of sex for the moment.
Up against the sinks is good. If anybody walks in we'll give them a show. There's always the disabled toilets and the alleyway. So many options.
Sure you would. I'll coax it out of you later.
Love,
Rosa
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Post by Jake Gullane on Jul 8, 2012 11:43:34 GMT -5
Great, I'll leave that bit to you then, and then bring my famous charm out. You're making things up that sound good but make no sense. When have you ever sacrificed anything for me? I refuse to take the flack for all men throughout history, sorry love.
Coming from you, that's quite a compliment, thanks. Almost enough to get me thinking about agreeing to your MMF threesome. But not quite. And Lestrange is a twatty little rich boy.
Me too, so it looks like we're all good.
I'm sure they'll appreciate it. Maybe we should try all the options out, see which we like best. Like with the guys' bedrooms.
I'm sure I'll like the coaxing, but it won't get you anywhere. Except a shag with the best sexual partner you've ever had, but you were going to get that anyway.
Love Jake
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Post by Rosa Rodríguez on Jul 9, 2012 3:15:29 GMT -5
Fantastic. Sounds like a plan. And I'm not making things up. I sacrifice a lot of thing for you - I sacrifice my... virtue. I become even less innocent every time we're together. And I sacrifice my... fuck I can't think of anything well, I have to shower before you come over. I sacrifice my water. And you'd be doing womankind a favour, letting them know your man enough to have a threesome with another guy. Whatever. Do you need more compliments to persuade you? Because I can think of more fun ways.  We should definitely try all the options... and hey, if somebody hot catches us then we can just ease them into it. Also, I'm planning on trying it against the kitchen table next time we're at their place. Hmm, we'll see. Love, Rosa |
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Post by Jake Gullane on Jul 9, 2012 6:35:30 GMT -5
You have no virtue left to sacrifice. And if it comes to that, I sacrifice mine too, and also my chivalrous integrity by taking advantage of you when you're drunk. Not to mention the money I'm spending on you, even though you have more of it than I do.
The answer's still no. But carry on with the persuading if you want.
Okay, but in that case, we're using the girls' room. You're not tricking me into it that way.
Sounds good, but let's check what's on the table first. I don't want any forks in awkward places.
Love, Jakes
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Post by Rosa Rodríguez on Jul 9, 2012 7:50:47 GMT -5
That's true. You know, you really shouldn't argue with me. I'm an trainee Auror now. I could handcuff you to my bed, put your wand out of reach and torture you into doing what I want. My nails are very sharp, as your back knows. And I don't have that much more money - trainee Aurors don't earn as much as you think and most of it goes into my flat because I'm not moving back in with my Mama.
You're ridiculously boring.
Fuck, I thought I had you Fine then. We might get lucky and score a chick with a dick. Then we'd both get want we want in a way.
That's true. Also, up against that window would be good so the people looking could see what they're missing out on. I'm really inventive when it comes to fucking places.
Love,
Rosa
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