Devyn Oberlin
 
Sixth Year Prefect
Played by Hope
she was afraid of falling so she stepped on everyone else
Posts: 2,795
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Post by Devyn Oberlin on Jun 25, 2012 16:16:22 GMT -5
I
You
I hope you have a good
Happy bir
See I almost wrote that I hope you had a good birthday, but I really don't. If this was a normal letter I might also say that I hope you have a good summer, but again, I really don't.
How
Devyn You'd better fucking write back, I wasted precious ink and parchment on you.
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Sebastian Nott
Seventh Year
Played by Ella
Forum Whore ;]
[RS:12=Kaycee O'Malley. Obviously.]
Posts: 3,534
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Post by Sebastian Nott on Jun 25, 2012 16:24:47 GMT -5
I've told you many times before that I am a selfless, generous guy, and I don't think you've ever truly believed me, so I'm going to prove it to you now. Although it's my birthday - technically, it was seven days ago, but whatever - I'm going to give you something. You are getting a present from me.
I'm only in a towel again. You should come up to my dorm. Your present is you get to have sex with me. You're a lucky girl.
speaking of why have you not had sex with me yet because seriously
i'm so amazing at sex
you're missing out
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Devyn Oberlin
Sixth Year Prefect
Played by Hope
she was afraid of falling so she stepped on everyone else
Posts: 2,795
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Post by Devyn Oberlin on Jun 25, 2012 16:31:51 GMT -5
If you're arguing selfless and generous, you might as well add "humble" to the list. You genuinely deserve it.
Your persistence is admirable, but I'm going to have to pass on this one, because a) I don't want to have sex with you and b) I have OWLs to study for.
P.S. Do you have anything to do other than just roam around in a towel all fucking day?
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Sebastian Nott
Seventh Year
Played by Ella
Forum Whore ;]
[RS:12=Kaycee O'Malley. Obviously.]
Posts: 3,534
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Post by Sebastian Nott on Jun 25, 2012 16:46:03 GMT -5
Humble's a good word. Can't believe I forgot it! Thank you. I am selfless, generous and humble because I am going to let you have sex with me and you should be seriously thankful.
a) you do want to have sex with me. Everyone wants to have sex with me. I've gotten even more gorgeous since I turned seventeen. You want me. Anyways, like I said, it's a present. It'd be rude to waste a present.
b) that's just silly. You need breaks during studing, don't you? To relieve stress or something. So. I'll relieve your stress for you. Just take a gander up to my room. And then promptly start undressing.
I'm wearing a towel in case you decide to come in and gawk again.
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Devyn Oberlin
Sixth Year Prefect
Played by Hope
she was afraid of falling so she stepped on everyone else
Posts: 2,795
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Post by Devyn Oberlin on Jun 25, 2012 16:57:10 GMT -5
Can we just take a second to note that if we were to have sex, it would also involve me letting you have sex with me, not just the other way around? Technically I'd be doing you a favor as well. As long as that's all cleared up, you can feel free to continue on with your life.
a) False. Everyone does not want to have sex with you because the term "everyone" would include me and I just openly stated that I have no desire to have sex with you. Therefore you are wrong. End of story. That's it.
b) I'm not stressed, nor will I undress for you. Nice try, though.
I DON'T GAWK. That was an accident.
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