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[Nicola Tremlett]

WHERE ARE YOU, STUPID. YOU HAVEN'T WRITTEN TO ME FOR MONTHS AND MONTHS. I MISS YOU.

Whew. Now that's out of the way. How's Kenzie? How's her recording going? Give her my love, okay? How are you? How's Dipper? Tell him I miss him, too.

And now that we're completely done with the formalitys formalyties politeness.. Can you please please please let me get a tattoo done? Please? I'm of age now, or did you forget?

Reply soon. I MISS YOU!

Love
Nicola xxxxxxxxxx

[Nicola Tremlett]

Apology accepted. And your argument is invalid, because I did write first after all, didn't I?

I should write to her and find out how it's going. Last time I wrote she was a wreck. Is she better now? If you like, I could send Bernie over to keep Dipper company - except I don't think owls like cats.

Not true! You're our brother, of course we don't just want you for tattoos. Pippa will be seventeen in four months, not three. Her birthday's on Halloween remember? You should. After all, she does resemble some of the things people dress up as on that day. Anyway. I'm free whenever you like - when are you free?

Oh,just out of interest, anyone new in your life? Girl, guy, cat?

Love,
Nikki xxxxxxxxxxoooooooxxxxx (do you even know what those are?)