Roxie,

[Libby Jordan]

Sweetheart, I'm so sorry it's taken me ages to owl you but you have to understand that I've been busy shagging Lee with work! I'm sure you'll understand that because it's sixth year and as I recall when I wasn't having a tumble that's when things begin to get really hectic.

How are you coping with school? Remember that if you ever need help with homework then go to Uncle Lee instead of me or your mum, okay?

Hope you're doing well!

Lots of love,
Aunt Libby

P.S. Have some condoms because I would really love it if my god-daughter didn't get knocked up! There's also some flavoured ones thrown in there. Strawberry is the best.

[Roxanne Weasley]

Oh, Aunt Lib! It's wonderful to hear from you!

I haven't seen your daughter about in a bit, wondering if you know what that's about? Ricky isn't really the studying type so I can't see her sitting still to study for her OWLS.

Busy with work, or something else? If it is indeed something else, save my eye sight and ears, please?

Sixth year is going pretty nicely. If I tell you something, you won't tell mum or dad?

I think I'd rather go to mum, than Uncle Lee. Not that Lee isn't a genius, but he and dad have the same ... Thought process.

How's the shop? How are you?

Love,
Roxie

PS: OH MY MERLIN, Ricky had you do this didn't she? Flavoured, my oh I don't... I got these at breakfast! Do you know what it's like to get an owl carry a package of condoms at breakfast, not that they won't ever be used, but still.