Minos,

[Frankie Macmillan]

I miss you.

Love,
Frankie

P.S. You're meeting with me soon, okay? I don't care if I have to smuggle you into the castle or whatever.

[Minos Montague]

I miss you too. And your perfect arse.

Love,
Minos

P.S. You don't have to tell me twice. I'm perfectly fine hiding in your bed for a few hours.

[Frankie Macmillan]

My perfect arse misses you, too... well, certain parts of you at least. *insert winking face*

How have you been besides obviously missing me? Still hating work?

Love always,
Frankie

P.S. I'm perfectly fine with you hiding in my bed as well. It's awfully cold here without you to warm me up. Sleeping naked is just so lacklustre now because Bella just doesn't appreciate it like you do when she bursts into my room of a morning.

[Minos Montague]

I see what you did there.

I've been bored. I should do something more productive. Like join a charity or something. And I'm done complaining about work. It's such a waste of my lovely voice, no?

Love,
Minos

P.S. That's what I'm good for. Warming people up. So what? Have you been trying to spoon with a pillow these days or? I will always appreciate your naked body just like any sane person would. Bella is obviously a hardcore lesbian.

[Frankie Macmillan]

I'd be disappointed if you didn't see what I did there. After all, you were Head Boy.

You should become a high-class call guy that only I could rent out. And there's just so many lovely things you could be doing with your mouth besides talking, you know? Same is to be said with your hands - so many lovely things you could do other than holding a quill and writing me.

Love,
Frankie

P.S. You're very good at warming people up, not going to lie. I've become accustomed to sleeping naked now, you know. Though I suppose the sexier answer would be 'just been laying in bed, thinking of you.' You should definitely always appreciate my naked body... it's fantastic.

P.P.S. Either that or Bella's tired of looking at naked people. We catch so many couples going at it in classrooms these days that it's a tad ridiculous.

[Minos Montague]

Yeah, well, it's been a while since I've heard your quick tongue.

Now that's a great idea. I'd have the best clients, or rather client, ever. Well I think I have a lovely voice. Talking is what I'm best at. I think you're thinking about my second best skill. And you're right. If this message is delayed, you know why.

Love,
Minos

P.S. Thank you, most people think I'm a cold heartless douchebag. I actually like the naked comment better. It's giving me all the right visuals. You're beginning to sound like me. I'm a little proud.

P.P.S. And what, you're not? Anyways I'm sticking to my theory. She's a flaming homo.

[Frankie Macmillan]

It's been a while since I've felt your quick tongue. I miss it.

You definitely would have the best client ever and you have a lovely voice, of course, but I happen to think your 'second best skill' should really be ranked above what is supposedly your voice. Why are you so hot?

Love,
Frankie

P.S. Aw, poor baby. You don't think they think that for good reason? Haha. Oh, you did? Fantastic. I like giving you good visuals. I also like you giving me good visuals. Well, sticking around you for about three years has rubbed off on me in more ways than one.

P.P.S. I've seen a lot more action than her so I guess I'm used to it. And okay, you tell her that next time you see her.

[Minos Montague]

Oh, yes, you would miss that and not my stunning personality.

I still don't agree with you. Opinions, opinions. Anyways, I'm hot because I deserve it.

Love,
Minos

P.S. most of them are idiots and they're just jealous of me. And I probably slept with their boyfriend or girlfriend in the past. not now, of course. because i love you. Want a visual? I'm writing this in the nude. You're welcome for the rubbing in all ways.

P.P.S of course I will.

[Frankie Macmillan]

Aw, poor baby. Of course I miss your stunning personality as well. Who wouldn't?

Hmm, you're hot because you deserve it and not because of genetics? Makes sense.

Love,
Frankie

P.S. You're surprisingly sweet sometimes. It's amazing what a romantic you can be sometimes. I love you, too, and I completely encourage more rubbing in the hopefully near future.

P.P.S. By the way, our one year anniversary was about a month and a half ago, I think. Would you count it as one year or three because we really got together about three years ago?

[Minos Montague]

I can think of a handful of people, actually. But I'm glad you miss all of me.

Obviously. My mother's ok looking. I'm guessing she was really pretty before age. And my dad is built like a beater but he wears suits and all that so he looks even more ridiculous. He's also broken his nose a few times. I prayed to Aphrodite for my looks. And she was all 'you deserve it you sexy, sexy boy.'

Love, Minos

P.S. That makes two of us. We should have gone into a relationship earlier. If only I knew how awesome I'd be at being all lovey.

P.P.S. Well, I'd like to say three years but that's when we were just shagging right? I say a year. But we could celebrate both our anniversary and our shagaversary (that's what we'll call it).